Come guys (and girls)
Share your funny, or unfunny pick-up lines for us to hear (or use).
I'll start off with one.
(break an ice-block with your teeth)
"So, now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"
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Come guys (and girls)
Share your funny, or unfunny pick-up lines for us to hear (or use).
I'll start off with one.
(break an ice-block with your teeth)
"So, now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"
how about this one "hi"
works every time
Oh man I used to know all the bad ones...
You: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
You: When you fell from heaven.
You: Your pants are like a mirror....I can see myself in them. (theres also some variation on this about the pants being space pants).
You: Are you tired? because you've been running through my head all day long.
My personal favorite, yet probably worst one: Just so I know for breakfast...do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
You must have been in a box of Lucky Charms cause you look magically delicious.:D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
This made me laugh!:S2:
Excuse me... do you sleep on your stomach ? Oh no ? Can I ? ;)
Now if you are thinking about this as a possible relationship and not just a roll in the hay, find something that looks good- her jewelry, her blouse, purse, etc. Now just walk up to her and say "I really like that _____! Where did you get it? My sister's (cousin's, if you lack a sister) birthday is coming up and I'd like to get her one like it!" All at once, you have shown yourself to have great taste in_____, and you are a caring, generous relative! Not bad for the first 10 seconds! - Granny:hippy:
You put me in mind of a screen door
Really why?
Because I wanna slam you all night long
OR
Heres an oldie but a goodie
Lick your finger,wipe it on her sleeve and say, "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
I have never had the nerve or been drunk enough to actually say these things,and kids if your watching, "dont try this at home"
Take care,be well,and most of all be safe.
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Originally Posted by Charles U Farley
It's probably for the best, Charles, cuz unless we girls are drunk out of our heads, or just very naive, none of these are gonna work on us anyway! :D
"Hey there, do you happen to know how much the polar bear weighs?"
"Just enough to break the ice, hey my name is couch-potato!"
I once once said "Nice legs *wink*" to a girl in a rock club. Next thing this doorman is tapping me on the shoulder saying, "I've ALREADY told you once, if I catch you two pretending to have sex here again I'm throwing you out the front door and taking your bird home with me!" Other times I just have to look at them and they seem like they've just been groped by Bernard Manning. Women, eh? She's was a Slut from brooklyn who was visting Glasgow for a few days, so she had her sites set on pulling a scotsman, I just happened to be that lucky guy.
Are those space panties? Cause your ass is out of this world! lol
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
ok here are some lame ones, but persoanlly I'd never use a pick up line..
I like your dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor
Your legs must be tired, cause you have been runnin through my dreams all night long lol
Hmmm i know I know more but oh well lol
I've actually seen this one work before...
There were 2 or 3 guys standing around talking, drinking etc. I don't know them but anyways... this was the line one of them used:
The really pretty girl walks past, and one of them said loudly, so that she could here, "omg guys, i think i just saw my future ex wife". She stopped, laughed, and started conversation. I think what makes it easier is that you're saying it to your friends, and not the girl, haha.
here's one that will surely make the panties drop.
I'm no Fred Flintstone, But i can really make the bedrock
^^lol, i heard that in a song awhile ago, i forgot which one though.......
This one is fool-proof and works for me everytime.....it's my safety blanket..lol
Just go up to the girl you're watching(try to get eye contact before you approach) and be like, you know you're looking real beautiful, but im sure this is not a surprise to you, cause im sure you're man is telling you this everyday already....wait for a minute.......only 2 things could happen.....and i got the # when both of these things happened,
1: She wont have a man, will thank you for the compliment, and give you the #...
2: She'll realize how much of an asshole her man is, cause 9/10 guys dont tell their girls that their beautiful everyday, probably more, so she'll give the number to you anyways.....
It usually takes more than a pick up line for me to slide in on anything. I guess the only 'line' that showed instant results was with this chick I had known for a while and I just said "You look really pretty tonight." Had her naked within a quarter hour.
I think complimenting women realistically is something most men forget to do and it has always helped me out. All the lovey dovey 'did you fall from heaven' compliments just never seem to work on any girl I'd really be interested in.
But what do I know.
guy: will you swallow sperm for money?:thumbsup:
girl: WTF? noo:wtf:
guy: oh, so you will do it for free?:pimp:
doesnt really work, most likely youll get slapped, but its funny none the less to see the expression on their face ahah
i have aids always works a treat
"im new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?"<-- LMAO! One of my friends said a guy actually tried this on her.
"Am im in heaven?, because i think i just ran into an angel!"
"are you a doctor? cause i think my heart just skipped a beat"
"life is a highway, i wanna ride you all night long"
"you must be a lifeguard, cause i coudda sworn you were just gonna come rescue me"