All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.
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All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.
Weed = $20
Pipe = $15
Catching a stoner having a masty during a session = priceless
lol. What the fuck is massy? If it is what I think it is...i wasn't, but its cool if u think so. I was stoned when I wrote that. I think funny shit when I'm stoned. Hell... tell ya the trueth...I'm stoned right now...lol
masturbation.........
mmmmm anyways man thats a nice avatar...
if feelz like i died twice. My gurl got that fire pussy
right ..lol wtf is a fire pussy ??????
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Maybe she's a redhead!!!LOL
Yeh it's intense but it does take longer to get there
yeah it takes long, but its all in good fun. I say 99% of the population does it and the 1% that say they don't....do it twice as much.
I agree with this! I think the best sex I have ever had was when I have been stoned. Talk about an intense climax :eek:
Try having an orgie while on acid.....from then on, one girl will never be enough ;)
ive tried it before it didnt do anything 4 me just got nakered & couldnt be bothered ~how dya do it man~ pukka!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cronton83
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I find even if u jus think about having an orgasm when ur stoned it feels like u are having one, also when goin to the toilet it feels like ur having one non stop, but having a pull (or sex) is the best, i advise all stoners out there who havent done it try it, ull love it ;)
Fire pussy sounds like a venereal disease of some sort...
U just now figured that out lol where u been all this time heh :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cronton83
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Originally Posted by Cronton83
sex is ALWAYS better when you're high ask my man he can't keep me off him when i'm ripped.
one time a girl told me that she loved to smoke and have sex with me. She said that pot made her horny and tired two great things if you're in the mood. My current girl can't smoke till the 8th of April and we already know tht we gonna bang. Get high and have sex, a ton!!!!
nah dude ur rite, i smoked and 1/8th of sum pretty gud green i was just feelin so horny, i tried ringing my mate- see if he wanted to get it on but i cudnt get throught o him..i guess i wasnt making much sense over the phone but anyway i just got my new kickass vibrater and i tell u wat it was the best multi orgasms i had ever had, infact i wana do it again now lol but i havent got ne pot god dammit
I was visiting an ex-girlfriend up at her respective college. One thing leads to another and we smoked some Middies (Mid-grade "mersh"). Sounds typical, right? The thing is that this was the first time I had smoked in years (since middle school (long story)).
Results of this session:
The up side: Marathon Luvin' we stretched the night into the morning and did it "sweaty ass naked." I will always look back fondly on that night.
The down side: Cotton mouth is the worst thing you can have on a summer night of sweaty luvin'.
A great way to get "the message" across to the opposite sex that the mood is right in your eyes, start shotgunning smoke into eachothers' mouth. The clothes will soon be lost and the revolution will be underway. How long it lasts is another question all together.
**But remember some people just like to chill when they smoke and ride the high without the pressure of performing sexually. More importantly, No means NO!!!**
in america "fire" is a slang term it means the same thing as "very good" it can also mean weed, like if you get asked do you need that fire? then you are being offered weed, anyway he's saying his girls pussy is goodQuote:
if feelz like i died twice. My gurl got that fire pussy
Either she's a red head or she on fire in the bedroom;or for that matter ,wherever!Quote:
Originally Posted by hunny
Believe it or not,man,It's twice as intense for chicks!Yea I tripped out when I heard too! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cronton83
Try it on shrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!Need I say more???Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoffz
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"And lo, the lord decreed unto adam and eve low I bring you to final gifts. to Adam I give you the ability to piss out of a window, Eve I give unto you multiple orgasms"
Going to CKK this weekend ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MrJoshua
hi everyone! I'm new here! I wanted to say...YES! It IS that intense for a girl. Damn! I can be watching t.v., and my boyfriend will rub my feet and I feel like I'm orgasming *oh!* I could bump my elbow against something and feel like cumming. Cannabis is most definatly an aphrodisiac :) HOT STUFF!!!
Yea thats right i egree.
I was scratching my arse the other say when i was stoned and accidently blew my nose in my pants.
But luckily i work in a sawmill and was able to soak it up with a handfull of saw dust.
It really sucks, at least masturbating. Kind of a waste of my time whilst high.
Never had sex whilst high. My friedn got a bj whilst high, he said it really wasn't that great.
the best sex ive had was trippin on acid...now thats an intense climax...fuckin feels insanely out of this world n the orgasm is great...u should try it sometime....lol....really try it
Originally Posted by MrJoshua
Try it on shrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!Need I say more???
like i said...lol
yeah girls are so lucky with their multiple orgasms in all but the price they pay is the menstol cycle mwahahaha
and wearin bras, trust me, those things are fucking uncomfortable man.
Dude, I've had sex while trippin and I couldn't get off, yeah I was fuckin horny and it was pretty cool, but with shrooms you don't want to do much and sex is very active.
Peace, Abra Kadabra
My girl always wanted dick when she was stoned, i even had to turn her down sometimes. Im a bad person. But i must say thats some crazy sex when ya'll stoned or whatever.
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Originally Posted by LeLe420
Catnip makes cats horny. If you give your housecat catnip is will adopt mating stances and would start fucking if they hadn't been spayed and neutered.
Lots of plants make certain animals horny. It is one of nature's ways of triggering mating in animals at the right time. When the catnip blooms it is the best time of year for cats to get pregnant.
With humans, cannabis is ripe for harvest in the fall. That is the best time for humans to get pregnant, for a spring birth. Their passions inflamed by the smoke and resin, early humans would have orgies and ritual sex during the cannabis harvests.
So yes, sex is great on pot, and marijuana is the ultimate aphrodesiac!
I recently heard that the female body has a big concentration of cannaboid receptors in the utteres, as opposed to the rest of their bodies. Any idea what their use would be? JW
Thanks,
~Northern Lights #5
sex isnt that good when ur high.. but making out is amazing ;)
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Originally Posted by krumcake
NOW THATS FUCKED UP!....THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE!
Cronton
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Originally Posted by peji
I been figurin it out for myself....lol.
I heard you cant have sex when on shrooms. You will think you dick is a snake and cut it off.