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I have asked a question similar to this before..I think it was "would you rather be deaf or blind?"..
This is a little different...
Would you rather have no arms or no legs?...loseing one or the other would suck but you gotta choose between the other cause I have my chainsaw ready.:chainsaw:
I guess I am not gonna be smokin' with you as long as you possess a chainsaw because I am not giving up my arms or my legs.
If I had to choose, I would keep the arms as long as I got to keep my ding dong when they took my legs.:D
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Originally Posted by fasterspider
No worries....you can keep your ding dong. LOL
Whew, that was a scary one.:smokin:Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
You must be smokin' good bud this morning because your threads are way out and making me laugh out loud enough to arouse my woman from the bedroom and she is like :wtf: So I show her and now she is laughing too.
I'd choose to keep my legs. the'yre much prettier than my arms, and I can run away.. then again, I couldnt flip people off.. but i dont do that alot anyway.
id keep my legs i would miss walking to much
can i choose decapitation instead? i'd be rather lost without my arms or legs, but i have yet to find a proper purpose for this unwieldy knob at the top of my neck. it's not that i mind the grotesque features placed haphazardly on the front of it, i don't even particularly care that the hair seems to be falling out at the top of it. i'm just at a total loss as to what to do with that great grey mass on the inside. it seems to serve no useful purpose other than keeping my ears apart. it also seems to do whatever it damn well pleases, with no thought for the repercussions that the rest of the body must endure.
Yeah, it is the last of the Master Kush I scored the other day..good smoke:stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by fasterspider
I'd keep the arms. How else could I hold my pipe or vape whip? :jointsmile:
Take my legs, I need my guitar.
I'd get rid of the legs - arms are much more important to everyday life. Although legs are too - obviously, but you cant eat with your legs or pick things up or move things around properly.
I'd sacrifice the legs, too. i could wheel around and still use my arms to pet my dogs or eat or wash myself. I could still be reasonably self-sufficient. I'm in trouble if you use a chainsaw on me, though, Geo. I take blood thinners.
i'd keep my arms...as pointed out already, life is much harder with no arms rather then no legs...
legs are mostly used for transportation... which is easily enough remedied...
Lose the legs, no question
I dont even own a chainsaw.
meh, i can go without my tiny arms.. haha
my long sexy legs
I need my nails