Just add a sentence to the story..make them as crazy as you want. I will start..
Once upon a time..
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Just add a sentence to the story..make them as crazy as you want. I will start..
Once upon a time..
In Amsterdam
a purple hippo named...
a guy was checking on his plant's
this hippo, named "a guy was checking on his plants", was in amsterdam smoking a bowl.....
munching on woodchuck caserole
when he saw a large pelican flying above him
and then he covered his head
just in time so he won't get splattered
But it was a purple pot pie pelican, and it had come to bring good news.
He told him "Hey! Free pot for life!"
So a guy was checking on his plants decided to get blazed
and thought that they meant his weed
an got a cap busted in his purple ass
by an old lady claiming to be working
on the formula to take over the world with Pinky & the Brain
who, incidentally, are both lifetime members of the FBI, GBI, CIA, DEA, NAACP, ACLU, and ...
The YMCA.
Pinky said "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" and Brain, after taking a long drag off the best gang joint he'd ever smoked said, "The same thing we do every night Pinky....
Crash a wedding with our favorite disguises while making sure to always..
say unappropriate things to the bride's mother such as...
(sure, don't even give one sentence to continue Pinky and the Brain :( )
the race car driver came out of the blue ski on his charriot and picked up cinderella
Who was completely naked because a swarm of moth had earlier eaten her wardrobe, but that didn't matter because it was a footish party.
Unfortunatly the glass slippers exposed her gnarly, infected toenail.