Please help me graduate college!

Guys..please help me graduate college by completing a short survey for my Senior Seminar class. It is a 25-30 page paper!

The age bracket is 18-25 so I trust the ones who will fill it out.

I am engaged in a study of how television affects the perception of religion. In order to help me learn more about this matter, I ask you to complete the survey below. By completing the survey you are giving your consent to participate in this research. There are no known risks associated with your participation. Your participation is entirely voluntary, and you may decide at any time not to complete the survey. Information obtained from this study may be published in an academic or professional journal; however, your participation is anonymous and your identity will not be disclosed at any time. The link that you click on will take to an anonymous web site where your answers will be recorded with no identifying information attached. All answers will be both anonymous and all answers will be kept in confidence. By completing this survey you guarantee that you are over the age of 18.

The Effects That Television Has On The Perception of Religion - New Item

i completed it, and at the time it said 2 responses. so its either u and me or me and someone else.

i did it.
5 responses.

There ya go hun. Done.

there ya go one more response

I dont watch TV, and I worship the Dark Lord. I threw my last TV set out the window, and got busy on it with my 30-30. The TV wanted it anyway.

I did the survey for ya... Got to help out the fellow college students :thumbsup:

Muslims are the ONLY religion who commit suicide. The main reason that they kill themselves is because they are promised 72 virgins to await them when they reach heaven. Suicide bombers are NEVER married and ALWAYS Muslim. In the religion of Islam there are a few men who have great harems. That basically means a FEW men are having sex with most of the women. Thus spreading their genes. The reason that young Muslim men are blowing themselves up is so they can have access to at least 1 female (when they reach Heaven) and thus propagate their genes. This is not bullshit. Look it up. It is SIMPLE human biology.

Google "Why do Muslims blow themselves up?"

BTW you need a NEUTRAL response in your survey.

I would like to think that suicide bombers operate out of idealism, however tragically misplaced, and the notion that they are making a better future for their people. That's quite the limb upon which you've gone out...

Anubis, do you have to be between 18-25 to take the survery? You said something about having to be in that age brcket.

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Originally Posted by Narf!

Muslims are the ONLY religion who commit suicide.

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Really? No one but a Muslim has ever committed suicide in the history of the world? Do you know how upsurd that sounds?

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Originally Posted by Narf!

The main reason that they kill themselves is because they are promised 72 virgins to await them when they reach heaven.

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I guess you have done extensive research on this or you have interviewed a large sample size to find out why they are doing it? I'm not even going to respond to the rest of you outlandish claims because what you wrote is so crazy it makes the terrorists look sane.

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kinda hard to answer a few of those.... like some of th eones asking me how it affected my view on the subject.... when in reality, it doesn't effect me at all...

it's just as well i don't fit in your age bracket. i haven't used the tv for much more than background noise for years and i wouldn't have been of much help anyway.:hippy:

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Anubis, do you have to be between 18-25 to take the survery? You said something about having to be in that age brcket.


Really? No one but a Muslim has ever committed suicide in the history of the world? Do you know how upsurd that sounds?

I guess you have done extensive research on this or you have interviewed a large sample size to find out why they are doing it? I'm not even going to respond to the rest of you outlandish claims because what you wrote is so crazy it makes the terrorists look sane.

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Boobs, yes that is the preferred age bracket and demographic I am aiming for, but really its what my teacher wanted me to do.

I want to get writing this part of the paper next week.

I figure I would get more responses, and intelligent responses from my fellow cannabis smokers if I just posted the link in a thread. I really don't want to use the mass email system at school.

I thank you for everyone helping me complete this project!! Anyone who does the survey will get a positive reputation! :)

I'd give you a hand, but I'm 60 and my unique views on religion would skew your paper! - Granny:hippy:

"Did you watch news coverage of the events that happened on 9/11? "

Many people were actually there, and many died. I didn't have to watch it on TV. I saw the attack in lower NYC in person, until it became impossible to remain.

Regarding jihad, there is nothing heroic, humanitarian, patriotic or redeeming about it. They are ordered by their religion to kill nonbelievers in the name of allah, and are promised a sexual paradise in their imaginary afterlife.

Why 72 virgins? Where did they get 72 from? Why not a billion virgins, or 1 virgin. Why 72...:wtf:

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Really? No one but a Muslim has ever committed suicide in the history of the world? Do you know how upsurd that sounds?
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The phrase "suicide bombers" is very common, but not accurate. Suicide is forbidden in the islamic religion, but jihad is considered to be a noble act.

The difference is that islam deems jihad to be the act of a martyr, and not suicide.

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........But the Hamas spokesman correctly uses the word martyr (shahid) and not suicide bomber, since those who blow themselves up almost daily in Israel and those who died on September 11 were dying in the noblest of all causes, Jihad, which is an incumbent religious duty, established in the Koran and in the Traditions as a divine institution, and enjoined for the purpose of advancing Islam. While suicide is forbidden, martyrdom is everywhere praised, welcomed, and urged: "By the Being in Whose Hand is my life, I love that I should be killed in the way of Allah; then I should be brought back to life and be killed again in His way..."; "The Prophet said, 'Nobody who enters Paradise will ever like to return to this world even if he were offered everything, except the martyr who will desire to return to this world and be killed 10 times for the sake of the great honour that has been bestowed upon him'." [Sahih Muslim, chapters 781, 782, The Merit of Jihad and the Merit of Martyrdom.]
Virgins? What virgins? | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited

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If this is not insanity, I don't know what is.

Worst survey ever. I hope you didn't make that. I hope you graduate college now...

did it. but i agree w/ reefer, you had some pretty loaded questions in there. and you might want to consider the framework, i think you need a third option for a few of them. either way hope you graduate. i got a fucking big ass paper i gotta write today...need to get off canndotcom

I don't have a TV... sorry...

Finished it.


This question, especially, really isn't fair:

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Did 9/11 affect your perception of Islam in a positive way or negative way?

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This basically only leaves two options: We gained a bad view of Islam, or 9/11 was a good thing. Neither is true for me, and most.


But aside from that, congradulations on graduating! What degree/diploma/doctorate or whatever are you getting?

I need some more responses! I need about 20-30 more responses! I appreciate the ones who did the survey, but this is really serious and if I don't get enough results, than I will not graduate college!

I'd help ya out but I'm a bit past your age limits........sorry!

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

wider age limits could add for more divers info. "You dont need to use all info gatherd at point but it is good to have the most information that can be attained"..................very loosly translated -SUN TZU-

This is not a well-constructed survery. It has many leading questions and does not have neutral responses. Your graduation from college cannot be truely hinging on this survey, can it?

^^^ hahahah

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Originally Posted by Anubis10012007

I figure I would get more responses, and intelligent responses from my fellow cannabis smokers if I just posted the link in a thread. I really don't want to use the mass email system at school.

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When analyzing survey results it's important to define your pool of respondents. So for this project, you should say something like this:

• 100% of respondents navigated to the survey through a cannabis website.
• 96% responded Yes to the question "Do you smoke mad blunts?"
• 83% responded Yes to the question "Do you like to trip balls?"
• 79% responded Yes to the question "Are you freakin' high right now? I mean, Dude, seriously! My graduation depends on this, and you go get high?"

By defining the pool of respondents this way, you can make some conclusions about the statistical validitiy of your sample.

I took it, and it said 70-something people have taken it so far.

Well I guess young muslim men are'nt committing suicide afterall. But they ARE killing others when they blow themselves up. They are just getting their "jihad on." so to say.