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anything worth saying about it.
Ouch?
That made me laugh for 5 minutes:lol5:!!Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
Only thing I might say, and I don't know if it's even worth saying, is.....very funny. It's fine for some. Some really dig it. For me, it's, "exit only", thank you.
How about . .
'How did you get a tomato skin on the end of your . . .'
No, lets not go there!
It's not my cup of anus
You see that wild couger? I'm gonna put myself in mortal danger for no reason so I can wrestle him to the ground and stick my thumb up his bum eh? (in australian accent)... there we are :thumbsup:
Huh?
Meh... south park reference... if you didn't get it, thats cool, most people miss my references...
Anyway, I'd like to try anal sex but I'm kinda big so I can totally understand why most women would not like me sticking anything up their ass...
That was a quite funny episode...Quote:
Originally Posted by partcleguy
Oh, and for my opinion on Anal Sex...
The girl im currently spending all of my fornicating time with wanted to try it so we did and personally it wasn't good...
She said it hurt and was painful.
I said it felt warm and tight but it was still awkward...
I came she didn't.
So I switched back to vaginal penetration and then she quickly came.
So we will stick to Oral and Vaginal Penetration for now.
Wow!
I don't know what to say after that:jawdropper:
Just Wow!
first time is generally painful, unless you got a very small pecker, once you get used to and figure out the right position for the girl and use plenty of lube, its all good. A good idea is make sure the girl has a bm prior to anal sex though. helps with pleasure and comfort. Now anal sex is fine but analinguistics is another language i would prefer to keep my tongue away from.
Yes. Try it once so you know not to try it again. Or better still, just tie a thick rubber band round the middle of your cock and have a wank wearing some rubber gloves you just dipped in a jar of warm peanut butter.
firs time hurt soooooooooo bad i cried. he came after like a minute lol it was his fantasy but after that we got lube and he wasnt that excited so i got into it. its only good wen your getting clitoral stimulation IMO. crazy intense orgasims in your clit if a guys doin uu up th bum
First i must say kewl, I made it into Flameon's sig! lol thanks lol
As for me and anal, think I've said this before but its a huge turn off for me, ain't nothin sex about me putting my penis up a poop shoot! If I watch porn and there is anal involved I sometimes will loose my erection lol
RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Staurm
Wow. Number one: nothing in the number two. Number two: always adhere to rule number one.
the girls I know like it and as long as nuthin is going up my but, I like
i say...if you go about it right (lots of lube and go slow at first)...and have had an enema first....anal sex can be quite fun, if the guy can hold off blowing so fast, you get time to get off....it feels wonderful...like you are filled much more than in the other hole. But then, to each thier own.
just an opinion, just for fun.
my gf was always down with it...I like it either which way...I'm experimental like that...I don't believe in morals and all that fancy shit...if it feels good...it feels good...
Some girls don't even have it in their train of thought. Other girls like to screw while their on the rag. I feel like Rod Stewart, now.
Everyone has a different reaction to this.
It will always be a bit of a discomfort, especially the first time.
But over time you will soon judge for yourself, whether you like it or not :thumbsup:
Ive never done it but heard stories from guy friends who have with their girls. One told me he was having a one night stand and when he pulled out of her ass, he had crap on his rod. :eek:
thats why i say have a bm (bowel movement) prior too then shower then go for the starfish.
but shit happens. HA!
HAHAHAHAHAH...-blink-