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I cant see, can you?
OMG it's zombies! Turn around and RUUUUUUNNNN!!!! LOL:thumbsup:
Oh FUCK!! Are you serious?
Either that or it's just a bunch of dirty old people moving really slow and grumbling about thier missing dentures... take no chances though, zombies are a serious threat. Anihilate at will geo, I repeat anihilate at will!!!
Quick! Everyone go into the nearest Mall!
fuck, it is foggy......I am not killing no damn zombies, you kill em..I dont want that shit on my concious..arent they already dead? fuck it, lets just run they ass over
Im not high enough to kill something...I need to smoke more
Juvenile Mongoloid Demon Babies!!!!!!
reb, just hit the bong in the back seat..you need to help..I dont wanna hear how you gotta get higher..JUST SMOKE THAT SHIT! HURRY! here is a backscratcher..I hope you can kill them with that.
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Originally Posted by Hilder420
cant I just stick a needle in the skull to let out the liquid? or should I just run them over to?
Okay, took a few hits. I need a crowbar (for close contact fun) and a semi automatic rifle (for target practice :)).
"GTA Motherfucker!" [Who said that, and what film? I know reb will know, it's a zomby film, black dude. He also says "Motherfucker please, my shit's custom" and pulls out the deagle?
I like him. That was the best part of the film for me. It froze my shitty computer up so i gave up watching it. It only lasted 20 mins lol
Confucious say what is over next hill possibly next valley.
thanks to this zombie scare y'all have just massacred 132 drunken armenian day laborers. they were just minding their own business, heading over the hill to hang out in front of home depot when y'all swooped down on them with your guns and knives and chainsaws and whatnot and ya slaughtered every last one of them. this sort of thing has got to stop. we have declared a moratorium and until all zombies have been issued proper i.d. there will be no more zombie killing parties. you can't just go wandering around killing anything that shambles without first performing a thorough background check and physical examination on the purported zombies. just being zombie-like is no reason to have your head disconnected from the rest of your body. i can't begin to count the number of times i've been wandering home from some party, blasted half out of my gourd, and found myself fending off a half a dozen would-be zombie killers intent of demolishing my brain. i repeat, this sort of thing must stop.
another hill...Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
it's from resident evil 2. he has chrome desert eagles...Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
it's pretty far down the list of good zombie films. Not as bad as Flight of the Living Dead though.... god that was the worst film i've ever seen...
But the Mall is full of black friday shoppersQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
must we exterminate them as well?
scweeeeeet if yr drivin can i hang out the window and deapitate them with my sword.
man id love if zombies attaked.
bring on the apocalyse and lets get rid of the chaff
i think if everyone started fighting zombies...it would be the most productive event that ever happened for this planet
I can't even see where the next hill is, let alone what's on the other side. (Clue: I'm in the Netherlands)
delusionsofNORMALity, thats the funniest stuff ive read today!
It is not my fault..I think Ghosty started it..I was just the driver and I had the stereo up loud:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity
That is a great idea dude..should we eat them after..no, I think that would be gross:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.
I agree:jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Mwahahaha, only the parts that are not fully rotten yet!Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
I bet we could find some way to recycle those things...like a new type of delicacy, fresh zombie brains marinated in red wine, with a little guacamole and basil. Maybe we could even make gasoline out of them. Who knows.
hahah ^ and That my friends is the solution to the worlds dependence of foreign oil.
But now we have a whole new issue. Zombies!
I wonder if zombies reproduce?? Now that would be a whole new level of freaky..
What would be even freakier is if they could reproduce with non-zombies. Then they'd be counted as minorities and they would have The Million Zombie Marcg. Then no one could make Dawn of Dead or Night of the Living Dead movies anymore b/c no one would want to offend them.
I can see it now. Our PC world taking it that far.
I think I would like to smoke some weed with a zombie..that would be fun.
Hahahaha, you guys crack me up
I bet zombiemen wouldn't have to pay taxes, and they probably wouldn't get drafted during war times, due to their harsh history with humans trying to exterminate them all and making funny movies about them.
I think the only disadvantage of smoking with a zombie would be all the blood gushing on the mouth piece.
haha I bet you'd be begging for spit on the end of the joint when theres blood all over it instead!
"Man, that just killed my buzz".
Heheheh - "can you pleeease wipe that fucking blood off the mouthpiece everytime you rip it! The fact that you drink blood for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, doesn't mean everyone else around you does the same! Be considerate damnit!"
"Huurrhh dahr sorrr uuhh"
"Pass teh bong"
as long as I dont have to lend them any money...cause I dont think they would repay. You definitely cannot trust a Zombie..they'll turn on ya, I have seen it happen.
This whole thread reminds me of Sean of the Dead.
B/c the whole movies is just freaking hilarious and i'm sure that if a zombie attack DID happen and all of us here were involved it would be just like that.
is it a monster ? is it a monsteerrr ? lol
It'd definately make them equal oppotunities job applications more interesting.
Are you:
White - British | |
Black or Black British-African | |
White - Irish | |
White - Zombie | |
Black - Zombie | |
White/Black - Gay/Bisexual - Zombie | |
Other ethnic background | |
I need a hobby. Can't believe I just took the time to type all of that?!
BE CARFUL WITH THAT FUCKING CHAINSAW!
I see oblivion over the next hill and am looking forward to it.
woah woah woah, you guys are talkoing about zombie babies now? have you not seen briandead, man that child was fucked up. till it got put in blender. ha ha ha ha
but the question fo rthat is who wud screw who. women you might not say there would be much difference but would you endure a zombie fucking with a decomposing penis
and blokes trying to fuck a zombie girl, well with a decomposing corpse your never gonna be entirely sure if the hole your prodding was there an hour ago.
enjoy, cus im off to spew.
mrugh
I think zombies are over the next hill.
Wait, has that been said?
Over the next hill are the Appalachians. That's why I moved to the beach.
Hill??? what hill???? I don't remember any hill......