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Holy shit, my g/f just caught me jerkin' it a few minutes ago. She was sleeping, quickly sat up, staired at me with the shocked/ am I in a dream/ just woke up out of a deep sleep look, and I just straired back, like an idiot, while there was porn playing on the computer....:(
what does one do in situations like that. smile or get on with it? or try to cover it up?
better to fess up eh? lol
Oh. Fuck.
Well, she's probably hurt that you chose the computer over her (especially since she was RIGHT BESIDE YOU).
I suggest a heart to heart.
She was sleeping...Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Just tell her that it got all swole up and you didn't want to wake her so she could kiss it and make it better :eek:
Even if she was sleeping. Trust me, I know it seems like no big deal to you but girls take this kind of thing very differently.
To you its just a need that needs to be done. A stress relever if you will.
But girls equate sex (any anything that resembles sex, like masturbation) to deeper emotions.
i don't see what the big deal is really.... i mean, honestly what would you do if your man just woke you up, said "hey, suck my dick" and expected you to just go to work doing it....
^Psh hell yeah, thats what your job is as a girlfriend/fiance/wife
i think i can safely say you're the first girl out of like a hundred i've known that thinks that way.... i'd probably get slapped for that....Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
eh' its why John puts up with my shit
Redgirl, if your boyfriend woke you up and said suck his dick, you would?
what's the deal with girls shit anyways? I can't stand it!
Yeah I would, because thats what we do for each other. We have a very open sexual relationship. I like to make him happy and vice versa and I know that being his little slut does that. And I enjoy sex even more than he does.
ah dont worry about it just try and make her see if from your point of view.
Just tell her its because you were really really horny and didnt want to wake her up because she looks so beautiful when shes sleeping or some shit like that!
Interesting...
sounds like you are a horny little girl.
Do you ever masturbate?
Yeah,I agree with reb,girls take that stuff serious....My wife thinks of pron as cheating...which I can see her point of view.....But rebs right,you should have a heart to heart and your girl know,you got urges and your intentions were polite(in not wanting to wake her) maybe she will help you out next time.....? .if there is a next time.
Yes, yes I do. I have quite a collection of vibes and toys and I aint afraid to break em' out when I feel the need.
consider porn cheating? Give me a break..I mean really..
IM NOT A HORNY LITTLE GIRL :mad::mad: LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by DurbanStone
Doesn't that make you a hipocrite than? Does he know you have them? Do you own an anal plug?Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Amen.Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
BAAAHAHAAH!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
No Im no hypocrit. Im not like most girls. I realize that guys need to get off by themselves sometimes. Its a relaxing thing sometimes. No big deal. And my fiance knows that its the same for me.
And I wont inform you of my toy options sir. Thats where I draw the line.
lol cool, I was just testing :)
Wow, I think Rebgirl is every guy's dream lady... hehe that is the sexiest attitude I have ever heard of.
I agree
yes....yes...yes, you are my type of woman...LOL..:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
:jointsmile:
Rebgirl is just being herself and John is just being himself. The best part (i would imagine) of their relationship is that they have set right from the start that they are not going to change for someone else. They laid everything on the line to the other person and that person can either except it or not. Personally, I think thats the best way to be, if you have to hide shit from your other half then your cheating yourself and the other person from what really could be there.....
Congrats Rebgirl and John.......i'm happy for the both of you to be able to find someone where you can be yourself and not worry about being judged because you are already accepted in the other persons eyes......bravo to you both....
Oh man Durban, that's funny. You should have asked her if she'd like to join ya. Who knows, maybe she'd discover the beauty of internet pron while you were busy investigating the mystery of morning wood.
In answer to being woken up with the request to suck aforementioned morning wood, yes, that would indeed earn a slap. But being woken up with a little um romantic attention will always earn a little attention right back at cha. It's all about the approach. If I woke up to my significant other snapping one under the sheets, I'd probably take advantage of the situation to finish the job.
my wife and i have a very open policy when it comes to sex(no pun intended)
allthough i don't inform her every time i jerk it.....i know sometimes she wants to do herself without me....no biggie, just human nature
I let her have a girlfriend (that benefits me as you can imagine) so what do i care if she wants a little vibe time by herself from time to time
you're a good girl :thumbsup: wish you'd had a heart-to-heart with my ex-g/f ... :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
no offence indica but that sounds dirty.
I was actually jizzing as she woke up so, I couldn't exactly call her over lol
What did she say in the morning? Did yall just act like nothing happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by DurbanStone
said nothing yet
AMEN!;)To That Gurl!;):thumbsup: Totally agree with u, thats the way its supposed to be! I do that for my fiancé:thumbsup::jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
four hands are better then one, just ask ur girl to massage ur balls while u knock ur junk around, shit i don't even mind if she just watches some times. i do the same for her. at least u didn't get caught by ur parents or even some friends cuz then it becomes real comical.:wtf:
Fuck dude, who gives a fuck if she caught you jacking off. Shouldn't mean shit. I don't see how a woman can take a man jacking off to porn against him. WE NEED PORN. nuf' said.
Thats exactly what we did and I wouldnt have it any other way! No games in our relationship!Quote:
Originally Posted by whatsthatsmell
And im glad so many others agree with what I said.
So you got caught, big deal. Sometimes a guy just has to do it himself. I actually caught my ex doing it in bed, he woke me up when he finished. Was I upset? No.. Infact I shrugged and said "I was right here and you didn't even try to get me in on that? Your loss, babe!" :thumbsup:
lol, you should have chew it over with a twix, sorry im stoned
At least it wasnt your mom.....now that is akward.
I remeber once this happened to me too, I was a horny little bitch, and I was layin in bed with my wife fallin asleep to a movie, and the movie that was playing had some sort of sex scene in it, and I got a ragging hard on,. I thought she was alsleep so I started jerking it (I know I should have work her up, and said I was horny, but I have done that before, and the answer i got was more then favorable) so as I'm jerkin it, she wakes up, oh boy was that a nasty ass fight! after that i didn't masterbate for over 2 years....not even when she wasn't home. What I did in the bed was wrong I know, but not pleasin myself for 2 years sucked! especially since my sex life was pretty non-existant, once every month if I was lucky, maybe twice....so buddy my advice if your going to kerk it when your gf is home, do it in the freakin bathroom with the door locked where she can't jump in on ya, but even better try wakin her up nicely, and if you get an undesirable answer, well then just forget about it that night, and the next time just do the job yourself behind locked doors lol!!....oh and btw she's my x-wife now, sex or lack there of was one of the reasons we broke up!Quote:
Originally Posted by DurbanStone