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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
I just remembered that this happens every year in my home town and where I live now. I don't know why, but it happens every year.
Its usually always some punk kids too. I dunno, random thought.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
hell no
everyones scared to mess with that around here
people are very superstitious
some lady seen a chicken wing in the shape of jesus
and she had it mounted to her wall and people come all over to pray
to the holy buffalo wing with a lil ranch on it
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
That sounds like something i would do, i think itd be cool to have a stolen baby:D
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Ive never done it myself (b/c its not worth getting arrested) but I would if I could do it without being caught.
It would be a good conversation peice when your smoking with friends in your living room.
"Is that the baby...the baby Jesus from the-"
"Town square? Why yes, yes it is."
*passes bowl*
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
I would turn it into a pipe/bong now that would be cool
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Where would the mouth peice go? :dance:
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
well im not sure what a baby jesus is made of, if its cheap then it would be hollow and i could just put in a bowl around the pubic area for comical affect and cut a hole in its head. Then fill it with water.
If its not cheap i would do the same thing except make a pipe instead of a bong.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
steal a baby?? I've got one already, who needs another mouth to feed! LOL
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Originally Posted by Zcomp
steal a baby?? I've got one already, who needs another mouth to feed! LOL
But with this baby you could toss it around and abuse it and eternally damn yourself to hell:D
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Really, baby Jesus doesn't need to eat!
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
no. well at least i hope not. once, i smoked a bowl with my friend behind a clock repair shop. there was a manger scene tucked away in the corner. we were smoking with baby jesus.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Did you get magical healing powers?
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Our local town like many others in the UK no longer allows baby Jesus or nativity displays as it could be deemed to upset minority religious groups, but in the good old sensible days yes, baby Jesus had been known to "dissapear" now and then on one occassion so did the donkey.
NCM
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
I despise that kind of political 'correctness' I don't care who's the bloody minority, the Christian majority should be able to say merry x-mas if they want in a Christian country or have a baby Jesus or whatever. I don't encourage stealing, especially not a baby Jesus, i find that very disrespectful.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
I agree, PC has gone made. If people are offended by OUR countries traditions - they should fuck off back to where they're happy.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
religion causes so many problems
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
The figures disappeared from my town's nativity so many times that the town council finally got fed up and ordered a life size set made from concrete. They are set up and bolted to the ground every December 1st, and haven't been stolen since their first appearance two years ago.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
hahahaha
we stole the baby jesus from a neighbor's display last year but we returned it bc it was useless to keep
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
They should nail it down or something.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Stealing Jesus is okay I guess. Because if you steal Jesus, after all He is still Jesus. Orphaned or not. I get pissed when its Flag Day, Memorial Day, Independance Day, or Veterans' Day and mofo's try to burn our flag. (American) That kills me inside. If they burned the baby Jesus, alot more people would be pissed. Too many people have died for both causes.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Maybe Xavier stole baby Jesus and fed him to a snake: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...ade-angel.html
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Shit haps. every yr here in the ghetto ,
They don't even put my man in the manger till Xmas eve now .
Crispi :jointsmile:
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
lol the other day i was about to steal jesus from some dudes lawn, the only reason i didnt do it is b/c i was on my way to class lol
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
They should nail it down or something.
I dont think anyone wants to be the guy that puts nails in jesus...
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Maybe baby Jesus was stolen by the three wise-asses.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Originally Posted by thcbongman
I love Baby Jesus.
Maybe you love him just enough to steal him?
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Oh yeah, you saw right through me :jointsmile:
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
random news story that fit in well:
Baby Jesus Gets Nailed
Volunteer workers at the Daley Plaza bolted down a Baby Jesus in the store's Nativity Scene, with the hopes of keeping the display's main object from being stolen.
The infant was secured to its spot with cable wrapped around its waist, and its body was then bolted to the floor of the manger.
The entire set-up was planned by a volunteer group named the "God Squad," also responsible for the nativity scene's construction.
"It's firmly in place," the Chicago Tribune quoted Nativity Scene Committee co-chairman Jim Finnegan. "There's no way you'd ever be able to get it out."
Finnegan, however, showed frustration and disappointment towards the need to go such measures.
"How sad that we're even talking about this," he said. "People do this for who knows why."
Baby Jesus-stealing was reported as not being an unusual thing, as many have attempted to make off with the little Messiah in previous years.
An incident involving the stealing of 32 baby Jesus dolls from people's houses occurred last year. The babies were then found lined up on a woman's lawn.
Political Gateway added that in 1999, a life-sized baby Jesus was stolen, only to be found in a locker in a Union Station. It was discovered through an anonymous tip.
God Squad member Dan Gura expressed his frustration and disapproval for the Jesus-stealing. He jokingly suggested the security to be heightened to the placing an electric shock device inside the manger.
He said that it would be so that anyone trying to steal the Jesus doll "could see Jesus firsthand."
Outside the Nativity scene could be seen a sign, which read "This private Nativity scene is made possible each year by the donations of those who wish to keep Christ in Christmas."
Baby Jesus Gets Nailed to the Manger
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Ive personally stolen a baby jesus before. Wasnt the brightest idea. I got caught doing in.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Originally Posted by StonedJew
Ive personally stolen a baby jesus before. Wasnt the brightest idea. I got caught doing in.
A Stoned Jew caught stealing baby Jesus?
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hahaha you guys are a trip.
and yea, most mangers around here don't display him until xmas eve.
The thought of stealing him is kind of funny but I don't know....why risk offending people?
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
A friend and I were thinking about picking two up this season. :thumbsup:
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
Im no church freak, but I do belong to a christan family and taking shit like that is fuckin imature and for asswholes. Somebody ganked my mothers light up saint mary thing last christmas. Wow like thats great lets steal something religious so you can put it up your self.
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Originally Posted by Trip06
Im no church freak
You are a bong-smoking nun.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
No one steals baby Jesus, but every year we have kids that assault those big blow up decorations. Like Santa, or Frosty. I guess they attack in the middle of the night and viciously stab them!!
Poor fellas don't stand a chance. They died from their wounds!:(
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Originally Posted by dragonrider
A Stoned Jew caught stealing baby Jesus?
Too funny! You know you really want Him back.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Originally Posted by Zcomp
steal a baby?? I've got one already, who needs another mouth to feed! LOL
Bahahahaha.
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Originally Posted by 420_24/7
But with this baby you could toss it around and abuse it and eternally damn yourself to hell:D
Yeah true. :D
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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
no. well at least i hope not. once, i smoked a bowl with my friend behind a clock repair shop. there was a manger scene tucked away in the corner. we were smoking with baby jesus.
Nice. :D
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Originally Posted by dragonrider
Maybe baby Jesus was stolen by the three wise-asses.
Maybe bwahaha.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
In my town a bunch of my friends stole all the Mary statues and lined them up one by one in my driveway. I woke up and was like WTF? I have to admit it was pretty funny at the time.
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Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?
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Originally Posted by 420_24/7
I dont think anyone wants to be the guy that puts nails in jesus...
LMAO