Your favourite Cannabis.com quote!

Here's mine!

Posted by Bloogleshleimens, Jun-15-2004, on the 'Everyone post pics of yourselves..' thread..

"As I promised lads and lassies. Herein do i enter a pic of my former self. Now please understand that i full well realize that many of ye fine lassies and handsome blokes just might glarby well be thinking to yarsoofs. What in tarnation had to have befallen such a gorgeous young lass that she would up and do such a dasturdly deed as this. Well it "is" (Bill Clinton taught me that word) quite sickening actually, given the fact that all I was really asking for was to have my DNA altered in the hopes of detouring any attributes that might have arisen in the future due to my heredity. This all due to my discovery of being a decendant of that dear old man the Iotolla Homeinee. Now this would not have bothered me in the least but it had been brought to my attention that this once very kind and gentle human being had undergone the most intense suffering imaginable to any living being for the duration of at least 40 years. I believe they had told me he had been diagnosed with chronic constipation for which there was absolutly no cure. I don't believe one would have to look very closly at my once charming face to notice that I was also beginning to exibit these symptoms. Well it seems that somewhere during this procedure my records had gotten switched with another patient who had been diagnosed with leukeemia and was undergoing intense chemotherapy. Please do not let this rather shocking news disturb you though. I mean look at what they've done for our fine young friend Michael Jackson. (No pun intented, I believe he is truely innocent and a wonderful human being). Possibly, he really is the real Peter Pan in my estimation. Rejoice! folks, anything is possible. Unless of course ya die or something. And who knows, they'll probably even have a cure for that someday if they don't already."

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Here's mine!

Posted by Bloogleshleimens, Jun-15-2004, on the 'Everyone post pics of yourselves..' thread..

"As I promised lads and lassies. Herein do i enter a pic of my former self. Now please understand that i full well realize that many of ye fine lassies and handsome blokes just might glarby well be thinking to yarsoofs. What in tarnation had to have befallen such a gorgeous young lass that she would up and do such a dasturdly deed as this. Well it "is" (Bill Clinton taught me that word) quite sickening actually, given the fact that all I was really asking for was to have my DNA altered in the hopes of detouring any attributes that might have arisen in the future due to my heredity. This all due to my discovery of being a decendant of that dear old man the Iotolla Homeinee. Now this would not have bothered me in the least but it had been brought to my attention that this once very kind and gentle human being had undergone the most intense suffering imaginable to any living being for the duration of at least 40 years. I believe they had told me he had been diagnosed with chronic constipation for which there was absolutly no cure. I don't believe one would have to look very closly at my once charming face to notice that I was also beginning to exibit these symptoms. Well it seems that somewhere during this procedure my records had gotten switched with another patient who had been diagnosed with leukeemia and was undergoing intense chemotherapy. Please do not let this rather shocking news disturb you though. I mean look at what they've done for our fine young friend Michael Jackson. (No pun intented, I believe he is truely innocent and a wonderful human being). Possibly, he really is the real Peter Pan in my estimation. Rejoice! folks, anything is possible. Unless of course ya die or something. And who knows, they'll probably even have a cure for that someday if they don't already."

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Howdy GhostToker,

If this feller is telling the truth and not pulling our leg..then that means he's related to a brutal,viscious fundy muslim and not some "dear old man". And if he's serious about Michael Jackson being a good person..he's definitely whacked in the head.

My favorite quote, is "God Bless Those Who Choose to Protect Our Freedom !"

What say you ?

Have a good one...Torog

Yo Torog :)

I didnt quote him because of what he said, I quoted him because it's just a big long paragraph of absolute drivel, and I find it amusing.. It doesn't mean I agree with what he said.. Hell, I dont even know what he said! lol

Posted by Ghostoker, 06 Feb 2005 on the 'Your favourite cannabis.com quote' thread:

"Your favourite Cannabis.com quote!"

Being as toked up as i am I cannit rmbr jack shit, let alone where a post tht entertained me lies. That being the case, this is the last thing i rmbr reading, there-fore my fave :)

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Yo Torog :)

I didnt quote him because of what he said, I quoted him because it's just a big long paragraph of absolute drivel, and I find it amusing.. It doesn't mean I agree with what he said.. Hell, I dont even know what he said! lol

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Howdy GhostToker,

...oh..lol..alrighty then-no harm no foul ! lol

Have a good one...Torog :D

This was a crap idea for a thread lol

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

This was a crap idea for a thread lol

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That's my favorite quote on Cannabis.com!

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Originally Posted by clevemire

That's my favorite quote on Cannabis.com!

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That's my favorite quote from cannabis.com

"isn't actually a homosexual, but likes to convince dumbasses like poorman3 that he is."

-my favorite quote on cannabis.com

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Originally Posted by slipnslide087

"isn't actually a homosexual, but likes to convince dumbasses like poorman3 that he is."

-my favorite quote on cannabis.com

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hehe that was a pretty good one, but i still wil always love mine hehe

Wanna know my favourite comment:

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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister

I was really fucked up. When I tried to go get a glass of H2O I felt like I was walking parallel to the floor and I couldn't tell if I was standing or collapsed into a heap on the floor, really really weird.

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lmao who says H2O now days

"Hey there man what you doin?" "Nothing just breathing some O2"

"Mum...Can i have sum h20 please like now..."

NOW THATS, Really Really Really Weird.

LoL ;) No bad intent meant :-)

have a gooooodeeeeeeen

"its always sunny when your cool"

"3 billion...and those are just the human pussies."

-ermitonto

Actually thats now my favorite quote.

"got freaked out by the cat staring...and then got my foot trapped in a beanbag????" Duppyman "shrooms"

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Originally Posted by chrace

"its always sunny when your cool"

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wow, that uesd to be my sig.

now i know how the gods must feel...

i don't have one from Cannabis.com but this is my fav quote from another site I go to!

"Nothing says divorce like giving head to another man." :eek:


:D ~hehe~

This was ages ago, like, back in May or June, but the time ButtonBasher said "Fonzies"... and that one time in the Sexuality forum when Imotep said, "Look, mom, a new hat!"

"....IF U R DRAMA, DONT TALK TO ME......

Thats a great quote looker!! :p

I would have to say atm my favorite one is Maryjanemama's quote because its so true :eek:

"THE WORST LONELINESS IS NOT BEING COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF." :)

My new fav lol!!


Encatuse-"I frankly don't give a damn."

hahah now thats funny :D

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
- Woody Allen

lmfao sorry guys i couldn't resist!

hahahahaha its not really a quote but the signature in robert42 is fucking hilarious
It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, whos gona dance in our strip clubs? Wots goin to hapen to our porno industry? These women dont jus grow on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

fuck double post sorry >_< bad connection right now