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i got caught again the otehr day :( and i think might have to tkae drug tests in the future does anyone know
a) the amount of time thc is dectectable in urine or
b) any methods for flushing it out much quicker
im taking a break for awhile anyway because my one year anniversary of smoking is on the 28th :D so i guess this came at an alrght time
well one joint takes about a month to get out of your system so i think your fucked if your a big pot head lol. umm if you really want to not get cought there are somedrinks you can buy from mosley any drug store the fucking nasty and anly last for 4 hours so drink and get your ass there and get it done. the run around like 40 bucks but some even say if you dont pass the test you get buddle your money back most of the time they work this is from my experence.
p.s. did any of your family members catch you? if they did you screwed......
-thechronic
My friend was put into rehab by her family member, and she still smoked until she found out she had to actually pass a drug test to get out legally. So, she stopped smoking and they gave her a date of when she'd have to test.
She stopped smoking and five weeks later, PASSED.
Now, that may not sound like a big feat, but she had literally smoked EVERY day (she even smoked when she had step throat!) for 11 months. She's about 130, 5'8 or 5'9, so she's not fat at all, but she also doesn't work or anything. So, I'd say in five weeks you'll easily pass a drug test unless you're (NO OFFENSE) morbidly obese and your body has a very hard time getting the metabolites out of your system.
Working out gets the metabolites into your piss much quicker, meaning you can pass a test sooner but you it really does depend on your weight, height, and your build etc etc.
ahhh a month??
i work out four times a week how much will that help you think?
and yes my parents caught me...why does that make me screwed?
because they know that you smoke did they catuch you with it in your mouth?
or find it on you or in your room?
It's fine either way. 5 weeks is a SAFE bet. If you fail after 5 weeks then you're body is screwed.
As to your working out, depends. How much of a sweat do you break, how much do you weigh, how much fat do you have on your body?
I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything, but if your body is flabby or whatever, you retain metabolites a lot longer. Another one of my female friends could go on an 5 month binge and pass a piss test in 2 weeks. I'm extremely jealous of her....
i heard to drink like 10 gallons of water a week....since water helps get thc out anyways i'm sure that it's logical it would work...although i can't be too sure andi wouldn't want to trust that unless i knew someone who had success with it....
Drinking half a gallon to a gallon of water is cool but don't do it for too many days at a time, you can actually get water poisoning. On career day in Medical Studies someone actually asked the question if you can drink too much water, and they said you can. I can't remember systems, but it's possible to get a bladder infection or something or other because you're pissing TOO much.
If you're going to binge on the water, drink half a gallon to a gallon a day for about 3-5 days, then stop.
Another thing is, a friend of mine drank an entire gallon of water one day before his drug test, and he had drank so much water that he actually had more water than piss in his system or something. They threw out his sample and asked him to come back the following week.
So, I'd stop the day before the test, if not 2 days before.
Gutted, just detox yourself untill your test.
a while back, when i would smoke once every 2 or 3 weeks, i got drug tested by my family. 2 and a half weeks befor ethe drug test i had shared two fat joints with one friend. i passed the drug test. all i did was drink water the day of the testing.
question A any but most test have a cut off
question B there isnt one just dont smoke
and if u smoke lets say....1.5 grams in one week you will be clean in two weeks or less now where you get to haveing to wait 4-8 weeks is when u saturate your fat which happens when you try to exeed the amount you can carry in your blood at which point your not getting high anymore your just wasteing weed so stop after your high and your weed will last you alot longer ;)
Wait wait, I'm sorry KronicKing, but I really don't understand what you said....
It actually seems helpful to me, so I want to understand what you said....(I'm having to stop because my mind isn't getting high anymore, just my body)
after your blood has been saturated with thc it wont hold any more at which point you wont get any higher and the thc is deposited into your fat cells,since THC is fat soluble(sp?)it will remain there untill it has been fully flushed,minimul amounts of THC are being deposited into your fat cells while smokeing but unless you smoke far to much(like a blunt or 6-7 bowls or 2-3 joints)you will be clean in 1 and 1/2 too 2 weeks IF you dont smoke in those two weeks.so say you had one joint you will be clean in 10.5-14 days depending on your weight if you don't comsume any more weed in those days.
anymore questions feel free to ask and check out the erowid drug test page on cannabis(erowid.org)
i just found a very good site thanks to juggalo420 exelent test information thanks juggalo MMKL http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/index.html
All I know is I'm 230, 5'11 and I used to work out all the damn time before I became a stoner. I worked out today for the first time in....a while, and damn. Lungs were burning, and mucles were aching.
I'm trying everything I can just to get my tolerance down so I can get FUCKED in 2 weeks when I start smoking again. Decided to go ahead and start gathering materials for a gravity bong. (it's harder than it should be where I live)
Anyway, thank for
A) Retyping your post
B) Giving us that site
KronicKing. It's a really good read, even if you're just interested. I especially like his short paper on the politics and ethics of it all. ^_^
PEACE
i liked it too,i spent a few hours going though it all great information exept the meth manufactureing guide(and the other ones to) no specific measurments but atleast they put the tempetures in centigrade,muscels burning is just because you havent worked out in a while it happens to me to but i work out pretty steady(practicly everyday) 6'2 200 lb and i have a hard time with it being fat soluble =( loltakes me 10.5 days to clear my system(i was messin around with the wallgreens home test to find an easy wasy to beat them)and decided to see how long it would take for one joint to clear my system =( i hope i never get are4sted and put on probation lol and no problem on the info just ask anytime you need it i dont have much better to do and its always good to know im helping
you cant flush thc out of your system. but you can hide it. just dillute day of. drink lots of gatoraide to keep the specific gravity of your piss up. OR just use someone elses piss. easiest route.