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Everyone loves getting a gift or a present but some times when the paper comes off you wish they never bothered ..Lol whats your worst gift memory.? Mine was from my grandma one Xmas Cheap ass chocolates from the $1 shop that made me and my brother sick all nite..thanks Gran..lol:D
I had been with my wife about 18 months before we got married and it was our first Christmas as a married couple. From the start of our relationship getting serious she knew that I don't wear underwear , and I sleep naked ALWAYS! She also knew that I thought slippers were for old men in smoking jackets who smoked pipes.
Her mom asked her what she should get me for xmas and my stupid woman told her to get me slippers and pyjamas, :wtf: she then told her sister to get me some briefs. :mad:
I have no idea what she thought she was doing but I had to :)politely and say oh thank you ! all while thinking this lot gets binned with the left over turkey. :thumbsup:
I received a can of poop (yes, you can spray spray out of a can) in a shaving set with a nice electric razor.
Next morning I sprayed fake poop on my face and I threw up.
Thats funny, 420. But what a shitty gift.
Where might I find some spray on poop? I know someone deserving of it, heh.
many years ago my grandparents, knowing my love for music, gave me two albums for my birthday, the partridge family's greatest hit and the doctor dolittle soundtrack. they really didn't fit in with my collection which consisted mainly of led zepplin, the doors, janis etc.:hippy:
of course i thanked them with a big smile on my face and gave them to my little sister as soon as i got home.
my parents got me a BMW for my 16th birthday. Iwas soooo pissed. They knew I wanted a Mercedes!! They are so dumb!!! j/k
years back (early 80's), I told my mom I wanted some G.I. joes for Christmas (the real ones),and she got me those cheap little green army men. I was still appreciative (she didn't recognize at that time what real G.I. Joes were). She knew by next Christmas though!!
board games.
A pair of socks.
um..... a cheap ass ($5?) cologne set and a box of diapers... from my own mother...
:mad: i hate that bitch... i really do...
It wasn't really a crappy gift, but just weird...My sister never knows what to get me for a gift, One year she gave me 2 frogs for a present? I've never once exspressed an interest in frogs before....it was just weird..One year she bought me the soundtrack to Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles! I was in grade 7, I didn't even like that movie....Another year she bought me a tape of all this weird ass music, that sounded like intstumental music from the future, it was messed lol
I remember another shitty gift I received from a mate for my birthday.A T shirt with a coffee stain on it and half a bottle of bourbon...thats right half a bottle ..WTF?:wtf:
I got a radio once for christmas, it was an 8 track am/fm..this is when they were going out and cassettes were coming in...my mom took it back 2 days later..and told me they would get me something later..they never did..so I got nada for christmas..a big fat goose egg...I think I was around 10 or so.
3 years ago, Athlete's World was having a "buy something n get a free sweater" sale. My parents got my brother a pair of girls ecko boots and gave me the free sweater, when he went to return the boots a couple weeks later (we went away the day after christmas) they asked for the sweater back in order for the exchange to go through. He got a sick pair of jordans but they kept my fucking sweater n i got nothing for christmas.
Man thats a sad situation for a ten Y O , fark man no wonder u dont like Xmas much Geo. Man i feel like postin u my radio now.. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
Savings bonds. I've gotten some useless stuff as presents, but never anything as dumb as a savings bond. I used to get them all the time when I was a kid, I always thought it was a check for my parents.... Now I'm 18 and can actually use them, but it seems they disappeared off the face of the earth. And I'm sure there was about $200 or more of those things, too. :mad:
a bottle of beer shampoo
a cabbage patch doll -I was 30 something!
I was a major tomboy as a kid, and every year I would ask for GI Joes, or He-Man figures and always got Barbies instead. I still hate Barbie. There is a veritable cemetery of mutilated Barbies in my parents' back yard.
I just had a flashback after reading about the beer shampoo. Years ago, after doing the Christmas thing at my parents house, I went back to my appartment where my friends and roomates were partying. (note at this point I was a little drunk) My roomate gave me some beer shampoo as a present, however he claimed it was real beer. So I took a swig of that soapy goodness, and damn near threw up. I can't believe I forgot about this untill now.Quote:
Originally Posted by silkyblue
Last year I didn't even get anything for my birthday. :(
Before that the worst was getting Bill Haley's Greatest Hits on CD because I'd liked him as a small child. Of course, I like to listen to it stoned now, classic stuff. :thumbsup: I also got an acoustic guitar one year that I've never played, since I'd stopped taking guitar lessons two years before that.
When I was turning 15, my grandmother made me this bright red Chinese tunic/smock sort of blouse, only it also had lots of ornate gold brocade on it, for my birthday present and wanted me to wear it. It was the most appalling looking top for a kid, not even remotely something an awkward, self-conscious, attempting-to-be-cool teenager would want to be seen dead in, and she was insisting that I wear it to my first day of school that fall and wanted us to send her a picture. I was in horror that I'd have to march into the first day of 11th grade looking like I was in a bad Halloween costume, at least from the waist up, and never ever able to show my face in school again.
My mom, fortunately, recognized a Fashion Don't when she saw one. She had me put on the top, pick up my school books, pose for a picture with my sisters, and then let me change into a normal blouse before I headed out the door. I need to thank her again for that.
There were some doozies, too, among our wedding presents, but fortunately those were easy to return or re-gift. The red Chinese top still trumped those.
Once for my birthday my friend gave me a bag full of kittly litter.
My children delivered my worst ever. Their mom sent them to my house for 9 days for xmas. They brought the nasties gift I ever got and their mom had told them NOT to tell me about the "gift".
I have bellybutton long blonde hair, and they had Lice. What a Fukin bitch to do that hu?
Naw, women ain't vindictive. I caught her and that made her mad. I was the bad guy....lol
I shaved my head, my 1O yr old daughters amd my 12 yr old son(they grown now) and took them back home. She luved that....not.
sounds like a good time lol what was she expecting... at least you took care of it for her :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by 420freedme
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Originally Posted by 420freedme
Stoned much? :wtf:
haha. :jointsmile: