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when you guys are toking it up in your rooms and your in the middle of a nice buzz mindin your own high business and then all of a sudden your parents knock on the door demanding for you to let them in what do you usually do? i usually put allmy shit away spray air fresh put in the drops the works but then its almost just as odvious asthem catching you plus you gottamake a story for the delay of opening the door.
any ideas?
peace :confused:
ahhhh damn, things like that are always a buzzkill. They suck.
fuck, that happened to me 2 days ago. I had all my pot out lying on this board it was an eighth. And im sittin at my desk scrapin my bowl and i have some resin balls and crumbs on this sheet of paper, and a lighter. And my mom comes up, knocks on the door and then grabs the door knob. It was locked, and she asked me to open up RIGHT AWAY. So i scrambled to high shit. I slid the board with the eighth on top, under my dresser and i just through shit under my clothes. After i opened the door, she stood there asking me for 10 minutes what took so long to asnwer the door. I kept saying nothing. And she finally said "are you smoking pot" and i said no, and shut the door and walked down stairs and that was the end of that. to fuckin close
that was pretty damn close and that shit always happens to me bu ti figured that if your doing somthing like scraping your bowl only have that out and no weed or lighter and if your gonna toke only have the weed that youre going to smoke out and stash the bag before you atart and if you dont get what im saying its that you should have the least amount of pot/para. out that you poss can YOU MUST LAY LOW!
for the delay thing tell them you were masturbating to gay porn and you'd like a lil privacy....they'll be so shocked i really doubt they'll think of weed at the moment..lmao
Tell your mother that you'd love to open the door, but you can't quite find it because her panties are on your head, and it's been a really long time since you've got a nut.
lmao how stoned r u man?Quote:
Originally Posted by 1e64102e
whats a nut lmfao
anyways
ya guy just tell ur mom u were looking at like game magazines or sumthing and u were taking a long time cuz u were putting them away cuz u had just finished looking at them when ur mom got to ur door
and remember, always look like ur telling the truth
kuz parents arent stupid and see through lies like there looking through a window. its second nature to them
later
ROFLMAO :D I think that would do the trick.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
hide under your bed. if you cant fit, got o the master bedroom....that bed usually is more spacious.
I try not to smoke with my folks at home, period. If I do, I usually wait till they've both gone out or fallen asleep for the night.
If I really have to, though, I smoke in my room (locked, smoke out the window and sock over the fire alarm) or in the bathroom (no joints, because the extra smoke gets caught in the curtains).
That's always really shady, though, and I'm generally paranoid for my whole high--a wasted experience.
I invite them in for a smoke. But I have hippie parents so it's a little different...
my dads like that. if he ever caught me hed be like "you smoked weed and didnt invite me?not cool
It's called a joke. It sucks that they don't respect your privacy, but it's becoming more and more aparrant to me just how lucky I am to have parents who just don't care as long as I keep my grades up.
My dad is 100% cool with it, but he doesn't want me doing it because my mom may find out, and she would definitely overreact.
When I have kids, I think I'll give them the weed talk right along with the sex talk. And the beer talk. And maybe not the acid talk until they're a little older. And then after that, the felony talk.
Uh oh! I'm stoned.
lol the felony talk...what's next the "what to do when some 500 pound dude in jail comes up to you and introduces himself as tiny" talk?
Better known as the "how to improvise a weapon and, quite literally, save your own ass" talk.
I remember that one fondly.
lmao
Lol that was fucking hilarious, holy shit I can't stop laughting....damn lol too funny. Seriously I'm not gonna care if my kids ever smoke weed but if they fuck up in school or some shit then I'm gonna turn into the hardest hard ass they've ever seen.