sexual pet peeves AKA ...uh is that supposed to turn me on?

what up. i was just thinking about this to myself and i had to start a thread. some people are turned on by things or do things that make me go ...huh? i cant really say much though because im def a kinky perv.

1. excessive talkers. there was this girl named M, and boy she really killed the mood. everytime we had sex it was 'ooo yeah i like that cock in my pussy' but like times a hundred man. she said it would be awesome if i did the same. before that i thought that only happend in shitty pornos u know?:stoned:

2. my ex was givin me head, said shed be back and rean out of the room. came back with her mouth full of something. when she started again i felt something warm and it was hot chocolate. fuckin spilled all over me. sticky..washed it off

3. bad oral. id like to go on record saying that a decent percentage of women have no clue how to suck good dick. i was thinking about this last month. i was with this girl who was hella fine. she put part of it in her mouth, teethed it and was like fuckin blowing on it or something. im developing a sixth sense for spoting ones that give good head.


im sure theres many more but ill leave that to you. lets take a load off and hit the bong-donny

Hey, sup.. yeah excessive talking is a big one, or when they dont make not one single noise...ok heres my pet peeves..
1. Assuming I'm ready to have sex just because I'm wet.
2. Assuming you are going to get oral, but dont feel that you should have to return the favor. ** not all men do this, but quite a few do.
3. just because you waggle your tounge around for a few minutes stabbing like youre in a fuckin slasher film does not constitute oral. ** the clitoris is not the R button on your video game remote!!**
4. Not taking your socks off for sex...
5. wearing thightie whities when you KNOW ur gonna get some..
6. OMFG very important!! TRIM YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!! (lets just say.. it still hurts..mmkay)
7. asking me every 5 seconds if im okay, and if im almost there.. dude, when im gettin close.. trust.. youll know...
thats all i can think of for now..

1. porno style kisses, I HATE those, they are sloppy and just plain gross.

2. Cheesy dirty talk, you all know what Im talking about.

3. jackhammering.. 'nuff said.

Women that won't get on top.
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Excessive screaming/moaning. Like they're trying to piss the neighbors off.

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Originally Posted by og512

Women that won't get on top.

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WTF?!? Honest.. never occured to me to say no to being on top.. wow.. women actually do that? LOL

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Originally Posted by trainwreck530

2. my ex was givin me head, said shed be back and rean out of the room. came back with her mouth full of something. when she started again i felt something warm and it was hot chocolate. fuckin spilled all over me. sticky..washed it off

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LMAO!!! i just got the funniest image of this chick running towards you with her mouth overflowing with fucking chocolate! man, i dont no what i wudda said after that if it was me ahaha.

Girls need to be taught how to give head. Look at it either as a blessing or a curse that you got a new one.

I like em both, but the knowledgable ones are much more fun.

i cant think of anything that has turned me off
if the female does not make me feel good with her mouth its cool
once i get her in doggy style position or she climbs up on top
things always always end up well

one thing that i do hate is a bad kisser

Some things that keeps threads alive in the sexuality forum are maturity, respect, class, good taste and dignity. Misogeny is not one of them. Pradinge80, stop with the misogenistic terms. Do you think it makes you look cool? No, all it does is disrespect the women who come to this forum, who are in the minority, and get threads closed. Of course this goes both ways. No male bashing terms either.

I deleted Pradinge80's posts and those who quoted it not because those who quoted pradinge did anything wrong but rather to remove the terms. In fact, most who responded were men who seemed somewhat offended too.

With that said, I too hate bad kissers and girls who aren't comfortable touching themselves. It seems like deep throating has become a lost art too.

Bad kissers and girls that won't LET me go down on her.

1. Bad personal hygiene in general - this includes, but is not limited to, failing to brush one's teeth twice a day and before kissing, failing to shower when one smells like sweaty stank, reeking of cigarette smoke, failing to cut one's finger- and toenails, looking like one cannot afford a haircut, not shaving, unruly beard or other facial hair, etc.

2. holes in one's socks, holes in one's boxers, cheesy boxers that one's mother bought for him to keep him from having premarital sex, cartoon characters on clothing in general.

3. making fun of other people, snorting when laughing, being an arrogant prick that thinks he knows better than everyone else

4. expecting a real woman to be like a porn star. seriously. ridiculous.

5. food in bed. wtf. I don't want to lick chocolate off your smelly ass.

6. not knowing what the hell is going on because you're too self-conscious. seriously. God gave us social instincts, can't you just fucking USE them?

7. telling me I look like a movie star or something. I know I don't look like Jennifer Aniston or someone. If I did, I'd be rich and famous. so cut the crap.

Oh yeah... and here's a big one...

8. don't talk about the size of your penis. I can see it just fine. And if I were blind, I could feel it just fine. so don't talk about it.

9. I hate it when people use cutesy nicknames for genitals and breasts. it makes me feel like I am having sex with a preschooler. call it a penis and a vagina, if you're an adult. there are bedroom words for these but in public conversation can we act like we're not uncomfortable with the correct terms?

9. I hate it when people use cutesy nicknames for genitals and breasts. it makes me feel like I am having sex with a preschooler. call it a penis and a vagina, if you're an adult. there are bedroom words for these but in public conversation can we act like we're not uncomfortable with the correct terms?

I agree 100%.

Its a bummer when a girl is not comfortable with her body.

IF you dont want to touch it, what makes you think i'll have fun touching it.

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Originally Posted by og512

Women that won't get on top.
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Excessive screaming/moaning. Like they're trying to piss the neighbors off.

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Or at least make them a little jealous :thumbsup:

Women that are self concious of their body
Shitty kissers
bad breath
only want to do one position
or are a dead lay

haha,..............this thread is funny, ..

all I can think of is girls who are afraid to grab it or touch it,.....its like hey I keep it clean and big for a reason, grab the damn thing or im gonna club your face with it.

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- any ass play

Nope. Can't think of any.