anyone have some good jokes/ pranks to do when high to someone
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anyone have some good jokes/ pranks to do when high to someone
I've always thought the zombie hand (be behind them and reach around with just your hand and say something about zombies) was a good one.
**Note This Only Works When You Are REALLY HIGH**
well mines isnt much of a game but here goes, we take a bunch of cd's rap, indie hip hop, rock, R&B, country etc and then pick one out of the pile, then we get really blazed and then listen to the entire thing first everyone picks out a certain word or phrase from a song and when were done listening to the cd we all say our words the funniest word or phrase of the night wins lol. I remember for the longest time the phrase was "Killa Cam" from the Song Killa Cam of his album Purple Haze lol everytime we got high someone would always say "hey guess what KILLA CAM
wen i get really baked with people that are blazing for the first time i move my mouth like im talking but i dont actually say anything and they trip out like crazy cause they think think that theyre deaf
i did that to one guy for like an hour and he was about to cry
Me and my buddys all start whispering to each other. Then we tell someone that is really high and doesnt know what is going on, that "Dude I think your going deaf!" but whisper. Then conitnusly tell them to stop yelling as they talk normal and get them to whisper and just laugh at them. Its funny :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by sub
Act out, run around, attack someone, wrestle someone to the ground and dry hump their head or something gay like that. It's pretty funny.
One time at this party this guy came up to me and a bunch of my friends who were blazed and said, "All I have to say is Wesley Snipes."
I laughed and laughed.
I got high with one of my buddies once, and freaked him the fuck out. Seriously, try this on someone that's easy to trick b/c it makes it awesome.
We were chilling in my room and I was laying in my bed while he was sitting in a chair next to the bed. While he wasn't looking, I put a glove on my hand backwards. (palm part of the glove was really covering the backside of my hand). I had most of my body covered with a comforter, and just stuck my left hand out on the right side of my body, so he thought it was my right hand. Then I was like "hey dude, did I ever show you this shit I can do with my fingers?"
I then proceeded to ball my hand into a fist, but to him it looked like my hand was going into a backwards fist kind of. It was insane...he freaked out.
I love playing jokes on people when I'm stoned. Another good one involved just having the right circumstances...
Me and 2 of my friends got really high one night. Earlier in the day, my buddy Josh's girlfriend had lost a tooth, and it was still in his room. He talked my other friend, Matt, into letting him knock him out with a sleeper hold. Matt obliges, and a few minutes later he's passed out on Josh's bed. Suddenly, Josh looks at me and says "check this out dude", and he starts punching Matt in the jaw!! When Matt woke up about 30 seconds later, he was holding his jaw, and Josh told him that when he fell he hit the bed post and it knocked out one of his teeth, and then showed him the tooth.
The best part of all that was when Matt tried to put the tooth back into his mouth :)
oh man I did that to this newish stoner a few weeks back and he totally flipped out, my friend caught on and we were both doing it (only three of us there), we like got up and made food all in complete silence he could not handle it. Because we just kept our lips moving and jesturing etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by sub
when makin`the tea/coffee for usual suspects,get a spare cup and walk slow as if it were full and just before you get to the victim,pretend to trip and throw the tea over them.Funny as fuck to see them reel back in horror,some of them even make noise`s. Ive even gone so far as to rinse the spare cup out with hot water,so it still steamin for affect.NB *make sure there are no dregs of hot water left in the cup*
I don't think I'd be allowed to put my favorite one on here..
My Music Theory teacher just did that today to me. He must have thought I got high right before school, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronically Enhanced
what is ur favorite one Tryptamine? and why cant u post it lol
lmao haha i know about that one its happened to practically evryone in my friends circle on our first joints ever, when it happened to me i kept touchin my ears to see if they were still there hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by sub
Here's my personal favorite:
You know Rohto V eye drops? Well the first time you use them they burn like crazy. Most people who use them for the first time go "wtf, why are these burning so bad". So what you do is while they're complaining about the burning you look them straight in their good eye and go "You ever tried Acid before?....because you just did." Most people FLIP out depending on how high they are. I had this done to me the first time I used Rohtos and I have done it to many people since. Best shit ever. If you've never done it then it is a must do.
weed wrecks night vision, so night walks are always fun with flashlights after a blunt.
4 of us walking and we 3 all stopped at once and watched the 4th go another 15ft, stop, say nothing for about 30 seconds, then charged screaming at us! (missed 3 ft to one side and kept going 10feet till he heard us laughing)
When me and my partner are driving to a job site and smoking in the van. Ill wait for him to get a couple hits in him, then when hes about to hit it again ill whistle like a cop siren(real good at it)
and suddenly look into the mirror, it freaks him out hes always paranoid.