Dropping weed and having to pick little pieces of it out of your carpet haha
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Dropping weed and having to pick little pieces of it out of your carpet haha
Dropping it in water is worse! :D
Being locked up and persecuted against.
having your dog put its foot in the chop bowll, sending all ur weed all over the ground!
and having to pay lol that is hell
Having everything you need to roll a phat spliff, apart from papers.
Then after hours of searching (all the shops closed) you come across someone with some papers, thank them endlessly and go off to roll up. After making the most perfect of joint in the history of man, your lighter flint goes.
buying bud and Thain droping your Bic in the snow i did that last night after work that was my last bic i
having a drug test, knowing this, and smoking anyway and then having to be nervous as hell while you wait for the test results.
Finally getting a chance to smoke, but your lighter won't light.
watching above the influence commercials for like 4654631536546546541 hours
ya im gonna go with no lighter. i usually find at least one method to light it with eventually but it takes me like an hour going through all my shit in the house and then ill finally find matches
driving out to some trippy location with a friend and some beautiful bud, then pack a bowl, hand it to your friend, and realize neither of you have a lighter or matches.. then after solving that problem, drop a half gram in the water...
not having weed
I love to listen to music, especially stoned.. which I am 24/7. So 24/7 with an abstinence of music.. that'd be pure hell.
On another note.. on the positive side, one thing that I know most people have to have washed their weed in a pocket and notice it when you need to smoke. So you toss it in the microwave, and just laugh about it. No?
packing a FAT bowl of dank, and just as your in the lighting up posistion having your mom walk in and see what your doing.Luckily that hasnt happend yet, but the cops almost busted me yesterday:mad:
not having weed tops them all
having to walk down to food lion for a new lighter -.-
Having no food at all. Not even stale potato chips.
Smoking a nice J cruising through the back roads with your fellow tokers, and then hitting a ride program right after you turn onto the highway. Luckily he didn't lean his head in the window and I played it as cool as I could. I thought I was going to have a fucking heart attack though.
Coming home from a hard days work.
You stop at your local cona sto (corner store) and buy munchies.
All day you waited to come home, light up and chill the fuck out.
You get home, go to the bathroom, prepare your food or call in a pizza, get your water/cool aid/juice ready.
You get your piece out.
Go thru your motions/rituals.
Then you open your stash and realize you only have enough weed for 1/2 a hit at best. Not even enough for a semi decent buzz. All money was spent on munchies/pizza.
I used to think it was having no weed... but there is an worst thing... when you have only a bit of bad weed, then you smoke it, and get only slightly buzzed... youre there, only slightly buzzed, wanting desperately to get higher, but you dont. i think its the hell. i think it better to be sober than slightly high (and wanting more).
Picking up a fat sack and on your way to a friends house to play some halo and you get pulled over and have to eat all your weed : (....now that is hell.
Getting ripped off by shady dealers.
here is something a buddy of mine does a lot:
he says "yeah man lets chill today for sure". so i call the kid when i get home from school. he says "yeah come over bring your shit and box (xbox 360)". so i get there and i am always like "so lets smoke" and then he says "NO". just so everyone knows i am a bit of a fiene when i want to smoke. so when this happens my soul dies.
also a certain event that happened to me once:
i wait all damn day (a friday) to get home and chill. i go over to my friends and he says this fag is having a party. hours later you are being dragged to the party with your nice weed and your bowl and getting ready to smoke. you get to the party and its gay so another 20 minuts of stops and shit and you are another spot to chill with just your friends. you are the only one that really wants to chill. you get your shit out and find you you dont have a lighter. you die. haha.
besides every thing above, Not having a nice bottle of some great liqour on a friday night to go with a dank blunt. Man I miss employment. Soon......
when your rolling your last joint on a bright sunny day, sitting next to a lake, and when you have everything ready to roll,the fucking wind blows it straight into the lake, and then a fucking duck starts eating it.
I was high doing gravs out of my fishtank in my room and i dropped a bowl filled with weed in. So i was like fuck it and i smoked it anyways =p.
those are some lucky fishies.
the worst is your whole town being dry for a month.
'Hell is other people' - Jean-Paul Sartre
HAVING NO WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
being caught.
Walking down the street at 3AM with a blunt in your hand in your jeans and hoodie with your girl and you see 3 cars speeding stright at you and they slam on their breaks 2 dudes roll out of them with a gun in your face screaming "Drop whats in your hand and get on the fucking ground NOW!!!!"
Thats fucking hell....
Apparantly I fit the description of a guy who robbed a convince store...
Only got a warning cause I threw my pre rolled blunts as I hit the ground and they only found the roach I had in my mouth trying to smoke the last little bits before I went to jail...