Need to pass a test soon, in dire need of advice.

I have two very important job interviews coming up this week and next week and my whole future might rely on me passing a test as I just rented a new apartment and if I do not get this job I will loose my home and have no job (I just ended a contract position and had barely any notice of being laid off).

I have quit THC for about nine days now and have been working out about 4-5 times a week for the past two weeks in order to get rid of excess fat in my body.
I am slightly overweight, roughly 195lbs and about 5'10", I have a decent amount of muscle though, just got to get rid of a minor beer gut.

Anyhow, my plan was to loose as much weight as I can to look more acceptable at the interview and to hopefully burn some THC out of my system. I have also been chugging Propel water quite often by coincidence because I enjoy the drink, but also because it is chock full of B vitamins (which I thought were supposed to help). My only plan that I can think of is to get up extra early on the day of my test and to make sure I goto the bathroom 4-6 times before the test and to drink gatorade that day instead of water so there is alot of sugar being burned during my test instead of my own fat molecules. Do you think I should eat a lot of red meat or fatty food the night before? or will that even help? Also, should I goto GNC and buy some creatine pills and take them while I work out over the next week or so?

My friends are not the brightest and I do not trust any of their advice, so if you have any reccomendations as a plan of action for me please let me know.
I might have up to a week from today to work towards this goal, which would give me a total of 16 days without smoking.
I was a rather frequent smoker (once a day for several years, but sometimes skipping a day), I rarely smoked more than a bowl or two a day. And I used to smoke strictly above average chronic, but have been smoking mid grade the past two months. Please, any help is appreciated. :(

You are in a pre-employment situation. You will not be observed, so substitution is the way to go. Buy QuickFix 4.0 from a head shop or online.

As long as you get the temp correct, you can pass a with no possibility of failure.

I've been reading and that sounds like an option, but I am a very nervous person (which is why I enjoy weed since it mellows me out) and I would prefer to actually do the test, but I will definetly try to sub. method if no one thinks I have a chance.Thanks for the reply.

Depending on how soon you have to test, you are borderline on being able to successfully dilute.

The deal about substitution is that it is a sure thing as long as you get the temp right, and that is easy with a little practice.

Whatever you do, don't buy the GNC crap. If you want to go that way read the dilution sticky and follow the instructions to a tee.

Best of luck--JG

Quick Fix 4.0 does not have to be heated or stored at any specific temp? I can just put it between the ol sack and hole and warm it up 15 minutes before my test? I might head down to the local headshop if that is the case or order offline with overnight delivery. Man this is really stressing me out now. I didn't expect to get job offers this fast with the low employment rate in this area right now.

I also will probably have the option of getting my g/f urine if you think that is a better route.

Use QF, follow the instructions, it's easy, but not as simple as you make it sound. Buy extra heat pads so you can practice.

Relax, hundreds, if not thousands of people do this every day.

Read the Substitution Sticky, you'll feel better.

Nuke quickfix for 10 seconds and its ready to go.Just keep it by the jewels.
If you are uncortable going that way pick yourself up some cheap thc test strips and test yourself. You might be fine without having to sub.

I am going to goto Wallgreens and pick up some selt test kits and see if they show up positive or negative. I had 2 phone interviews today and have 2 interviews next week and they want to move onto the drug test the day after the interview! I don't know what to do. Should I head down to my local hedshop and see if they have QF4??? Or do you have a reliable online source I could order a kit from for 1-2 day delivery? I will keep you all posted. If I don't get this job I am screwed. :(

Thanks for the replies kw420 & jerry g.

Also, how common is it to be pat down and spread legs before a UA?

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Originally Posted by mastaash

Also, how common is it to be pat down and spread legs before a UA?

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It never happens in an employment situation.

Do a google search for Quick Fix, lots of vendors, and some will ship to any state.

For employment they can only observe if you give them cause, improper temp, refusal to remove outerwear, obvious buldge, etc. They can never pat you down or frisk you. They can make you pat yourself down but they can't touch you.

Thanks guys. FBR do you think I have a chance at passing based on my first post? I just picked up a drug test and am going to try it out soon to see if anything shows up (got it from CVS for marajuana only if that counts for anything).

Wait till the morning and use your first void. Light smoker with what 9 or 10 days clean, you have a chance at passing on your own, a better chance with dilution, and nearly 100 percent chance with subbing. Flip a coin on whether you will pass yor CVS test in the morning.

If you pass that test with your first piss of the day, you are 99% good to go...

Edit--Boobs was posting as I was, what he said is correct.

Boobs--Yes to the PM, and thanks...

Ok thanks guys, I will try the test first thing tommorow morning and see how it turns out. I'm hoping for the best. :thumbsup:

I took the test first thing when I woke up this morning. Made sure to use my first void for the test, but I let a little bit go into the bowl before I went into the cup (I heard that helps?). Anyways, the first test turned out negative!!! Do you think these tests are accurate or should I go pick up another brand or the same brand and do it again in a day or two just to make sure? Thanks for everything guys, this is looking alot better than I thought it would be. :D

Do another test just to be sure, but it looks like you are good to go...

Agreed, I would do another first viod test...Good Luck

You should be good.Do dillution also the morning of the test to be safe.
Drink 48 oz of gatorade morning of test
piss a few times before test
use your midstream for the UA