I just ate lunch with a hooker

I walked down to a pizza place by my house...it is pretty much downtown of the city I live in..I am waiting to order my pizza and this girl ask me to borrow my cell phone..I said sure, she used it for a fe minutes..then she gave it back and said to me, I am a undercover prostitute..I said really, and our pizza's came we ate..I asked her questions, she said she was from Vegas but got bored and came here..she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one..she didnt look skanky or anything..actuually she looked nice..amazing what people will do for money..she said it was nice eating lunch with me and I told her the same and I said to her to "have fun" and she went on her merry way to go and earn some dollars.

I thought this was going to be a thread about rugby, and you were going to say GOTCHA!!!!
Goodness.

Wow, nice story :thumbsup:

Didn't you just have an evening with drunken skinheads too?

Any extra toppings on that pizza brother?:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

you should slap her once in each cheek
[dont forget to use the backhanded pimp slap]
then intoduce yourself as geo the pimp
turn up your collar and take her to the home depot parking lot
my mexican brothers have been away from home too long
20.00 x 13 paisas 230.00 -30.00 for new friend=200 for some kush and a burger

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Originally Posted by ATrain

Wow, nice story :thumbsup:

Didn't you just have an evening with drunken skinheads too?

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I guess that is the beauty of living in downtown...it has all the wierd shit going on...some wierd ass people to.

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Originally Posted by geonagual

said to me, I am a undercover prostitute.

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An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?

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my friend got a prostitutes card once, weird:wtf:

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

An undercover one as opposed to what, a front page ad prostitute? Yeah $40-50 isn't much for her to brag about.

The pizza prostitute really should be charging more with the high cost of gasoline. I wonder what she charged when she was in Vegas. What kind of hooker doesn't have a cell phone?

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This is what I was thinking. Saying "Im no $10 hooker, Im like.. FIFTY bucks.. is like sayin "You cant fuck me in a thrift store! You gotta take me to Family Dollar!"

Ya get what ya pay for, so Id be goin somewhere like Macy's MINIMUM. More like Sachs 5th. i.e. the Bunny Ranch.


Good thing I would never pay for sex, that shit is fuckin expensive. Why pay for sex, when the sex pays for me? :D

Only you Geo.

Who doesn't love a fifty dollar hooker? Cheaper than a tank of gas. haha

That's like this one time I fucked a hooker and than had a pizza.

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Originally Posted by greg23

That's like this one time I fucked a hooker and than had a pizza.

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I love your use of tact and poise in that sentence:)Awesome:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by greg23

That's like this one time I fucked a hooker and than had a pizza.

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Better than the time I fucked a pizza and than had a hooker!!:wtf:

You are so rad. i would puff weed and get drunk with you anytime.

i used to drive taxi at night. you realy REALY get a feel for the underbelly of a city. i had to take a stripper into boston once, she gave me her card. it said "in house calls" LOL!

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she also said she was no $20 hooker..she was a $40-50 one

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You made me choke on my fat ass hit lol. Hey if she was hot and clean you shoulda said bitch I bought you pizza how bout a freebie. Technically you paid a hooker without receiving services, thats false advertisement.

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

Better than the time I fucked a pizza and than had a hooker!!:wtf:

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HAHAHA. That, my brother, is classic.

Oh geeze... Youse guys crack me up :)