The crazies!

my freind just got a new place, and her landlord is nuts. my first impression was that she was a crackhead, cause of the way she keeps talking, and talking, and talking. this is what came out of her mouth the first time i met her.

"my husband left me, for a crack dealer. i can't have crack, i'm allergic, it makes me break out in hives." (lol) "i'm a carpender, like jesus, but i can't walk on water." "this is good chinese food * pause* GO AHEAD HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT! I'LL STAB YOU ALL WITH A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE! *eats food* you know i have one stashed under a rock down the street":wtf:

no matter how crazy this sounds, it's all 100% true.

hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha wtf!?

:yippee: < Shes fucking crazy.

O...M....G.

Crazy people are good entertainment.

Was it Chicken Lo Mein?

that sounds to me more like a crystal meth addict.

not chicken le mein but "creamofsumyoungguy"

sounds perfectly normal to me.

ya, crack heads are CRAAAAAAAAAAaazYYY

:wtf:did she say all that contiously or was it differnt subjects

Love crazy people :yippee::silly::icon506: they make the world interesting

and i thought my highschool history teacher was nuts

that was the best of what she said. Basicly once you say "hi" she dominates the conversation untill you leave the house.

OH MAN i forgot about the grill.

my freind and i were in the room, watching tv. she comes bursting into the room, her head was still smoldering. "i just lit myself on fire!" LOL!! "i was trying to cook some chicken on the grill, i poured the rubbing alcahol on the charcole and when i lit it went WOOSH! right in my face......why did it do that?"

she realy tried to get the grill going with 91% rubbing alcahol. i think we should video tape her and try to make a show out of it.

AHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus she's a health hazard.

YouTube a video of this shit. I would love to see it.

Im surprised people like this make it. You'd think they would have been killed somehow.

seriously she's gonna end up in one of those darwin awards books

Oh wow, I'd love to attempt to have a conversation with her.