here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Quiz: Are You a Real Man?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking
:D:D
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
hmmm heres my answers. i love quizzes..
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
B
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
A
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
A
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
A
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
B
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
B;)
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
B
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
A :p
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
C
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
B
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
ah well
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Quiz: Are You a Real Man?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
b) The second best part of the experience
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
b) An oxymoron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
Bah!! To hell with your damn quizzes!!
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
B) Screwing
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
C) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A) Your partner climaxes first
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A) Healthy, creative love-play
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
B) The second best part of the experience
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
B) Not a problem - she can join your gym
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
B) An oxymoron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
B) Priming is to painting
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
B) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking
I didn't answer more than 7 times on A, B or C... :confused:
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by apsinthion
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
B) Screwing
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
C) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A) Your partner climaxes first
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A) Healthy, creative love-play
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
B) The second best part of the experience
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
B) Not a problem - she can join your gym
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
B) An oxymoron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
B) Priming is to painting
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
B) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking
I didn't answer more than 7 times on A, B or C... :confused:
Hey wait. I just realized that I didn't either. Wow, I'm stupid. I guess that's one male myth put to rest.
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammie
Quiz: Are You a Real Man?
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
You want the truth -- I've done C! :p
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Quiz: Are You a Real Man?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
b) The second best part of the experience
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
b) An oxymoron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetiser is to entree
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
What can I say, I'm a ladies man. :D ;)
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Crap I answered A to most, and B to the rest. Do I even have a penis...
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Personally, I think that Ammie is a lesbian
here ya go boys a lil quiz for ya!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoria
Personally, I think that Ammie is a lesbian
um..hello :D
hahahaha ya think so too? thats ok shes cool as all hell :cool:
