Please FAKE BOOBs and KIller WEED! Please help a sistah out!

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luckily, at this pt im just lookin for a second job..have an interview later this week. but oh hay my first job does randoms 2. YAY! wtf! anyhow yes i am a HEAVY SMOKER. prolly a blunt n a half a day to be accurate. but hay i just stopped 24 hrs ago so im gettin started. i guess im jus lookin for a lil advice. i have the mega ready clean thas sposed to be good for a person twice my size. here are my details. i am 120 pounds, bout 5'4 and i do hv an athletic frame. if i stay clean n dnt hv to test for hopefully a week. what r my odds. have small frame. ive bn smokin for abt 6 months but my usage got heavier over the last 3 to 4 months...help, help, help, callin all serious pot heads...wha a croc of shyt drug testing is. u encourage me to basically b a alcholic or crackhead but no breeze from them green trees? no good!

lol ok i try to mk jokey jokes but of course my questions are sincere and i need help!

oh also i drink n e where from 32-48 ounces of green tea per day. i was gonna do a test run with the mega clean this wkd which doesnt require 48 hours to be clean this weekend to see how i come back... its now been 4 long sober days..

I pulled this from another thread i started because i couldnt get n e response. since then i have gone to the interview and the mgr basically gave me an informal offer as long as references check out...so yeah testin is NOW FOR SURE PROLLY BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK. She said shed call tuesday so test is on the way. because of how much green tea and water i drink naturally generally my pee is very lite...so again wha do u experts reccommend? synthetic?


i jus wanna blo............he he..but

lemme kno

tfa

My head hurts after reading that post because I hate reading text shorthand on message boards. Please do me a favor next time and don't use text shorthand.

The green tea is going to work miracles for you. Oh wait scratch that. Green tea is pretty much useless in helping your body get clean in a shorter time.

I don't give odds at passing (that is what home tests are for)and you only stated you are a heavy smoker and for how long but you didn't say how much and often each day or quality. A week clean time and I would be surprised if you passed without dilution and still then dilution isn't 100% and negative dilutes are possible.

Look into subbing if you want a 100% passing rate. Read the substitution thread.

thanks...but ive been drinkin the green tea for months n months tho.. i did say how much i smoked. during the week prolly a blunt n a half a day. on the weekends maybe 2 a day. as for quality its not home grown..its not hydro. its maybe a mid grade..i mean you can feel a high after maybe 3 to 4 good pulls but still thas jus a decent buz. is that not a heavy smoker? i mean i buy so each bag may give me to decent blunts..dimes...but no i dont smoke phat phat blunts.

Green tea is fantastic for your body and mind but it won't work wonders on the whizz, sister.

Keep up the green tea.Its good for you.Unknown if it really helps to get rid of thc.
Get yourself some home test strips.
Weight and size is not a deciding factor in getting rid of thc. It can help but there are so many other factors.
I would seriously look into subbing with synthetic urine.
The detox kits are a waste of money when you can sub and guarantee 100% clean.

i mean hey..a blunt n a half or 2 everyday for a person of my stature..that doesnt seem like alot? lol..i thought so. i know one thing...tha dough adds up..so happy i found this sight...im going to grow yay...n then it will prolly turn in2 as much as i have time to smokey. but thas why im asking...ist tha alot? for 6 months straight?:rastasmoke::hippy:

ok...so maybe ill order a sub...hmmm my friend used tha mega clean tested too clean the first time cuz she had too much water but then did a retest n came up clean she may have been clean for 2 weeks before testing and she is shorter n stockier than i. if i test next week im going to ask if i can go on the wkd because i do already work full time. by friday i will be at like 12 days clean and thas jus if they make a final offer next wk...so...hmmm...

but i tell ya i would love to toke n jus get the synthetic...seems so risky tho...can i order online? or i jus have to see if a local smoke shop has it...im in IL..what do u guys think?

This is the exact reason why you can't rely on detox kits.Sometimes they work sometimes they don't.
Your girl friend is lucky they allowed her to do a retest.Most places won't.
A lot of the local smoke shops carry quickfix.Subbing is always the safest way. Just read the directions and practice.

have either of you heard of magnum? this is what i ordered. the sale of synthetic urine has been banned in IL since 2002. How does this work then with testing? if its banned here wouldnt that be cause to think its a chance they already test for synthetic? i also ordered some quik fix today because i am gettin nervous abt this magnum.

help me out!

That is a state law. It has nothing to do with testing companies being able to detect synthetics. If they could detect synthetics, there would be no need for a law banning them.

Yes they will not be able to tell you're using a synthetic if you do everything right. The most important is to get the temp right and thats easy to do.Just practice.

lol I'm really high and this just made me think. I knew this one girl who stuck a swisher blunt tube up "there" with someone elses urine and she passed her jobs test :S

I'm always a little leary of other peoples urine.How can you really be sure they're clean?

I can say from experience quickfix is definitely the way to go. Haven't missed a toke in 6 years now and thats going through 5 bottles of quickfix. From the original info I remember reading, its the same thing they use to calibrate the GC machines. Contains natural elements of urine including creatine.

I second practicing or at least being aware of the temp. I passed one at 94 degrees but I did get an odd look.

Thank you...thank you all! still waiting to go test.

happy smoking all...