i need help pass hair drug test. i have 2 weeks. i'm a heavy pot smoker and need full proof way 2 pass hair analysis
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i need help pass hair drug test. i have 2 weeks. i'm a heavy pot smoker and need full proof way 2 pass hair analysis
Yikes! what is your smoking history?
what do u mean?
How much how often how long? That's what he mean
Thanks..I was gonna say that. LOL..here is some rep for your trouble:jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by sd6515
Shave your head.
Don't shave your head bc they will just take it from other parts of your body ex. armpit, pubic, leg, arm etc and they will note that your head had recently been shaved
DO NOT SMOKE! Get a haircut...hope for the best..I once passed a hair test with 19 days clean..I think I just got lucky..this is a time when maybe those hair shampoos might work..I have never used them, but these hair tests are no joke..so, good luck
I was being sarcastic... :rolleyes:
But it would be pretty funny to see a big, furry hippie type come in the day of his test completely shaved... eyebrows to toe knuckles!!
But for anyone who did take my poor advice, no worries, you may have failed a drug test but at least you look like you're from the future!!
El Fantistico :smokin:
Okay, this is a maximum treatment situation.
Bleach and redye your hair twice. If you can, use Toxin wash or Omni, or Zydot's purifier to wash out the bleach and the dye.
Then, on the day of the test do one more full Zydot treatment, you should be fine.
Hi Jerry, I agree, I have always heard bleach twice and dye and that came from casino big shots who used that method during promotions. I see were from the same State. Welcome too the boards....:stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerry G
Thanks for the welcome.Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffman
Where does my profile show my home state?
Under Your join date in Your posts there used to be a American flag and below it would have been a blue Nevada flag. I see You may have removed it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerry G
When I first joined here and started posting I was known as Winston####. I gave My employer My e-mail address with that screen Name and one day for the hell of it I goggled that Name.
I can't tell You how shocked I was to find My posts in these boards telling how I used Quick Fix to pass there drug test and My new employer's also. Of-course I didn't mention there Name but I had to sneak into a office and remove that e-mail address fast.
I hope Your not well known at work as Jerry G or Primm don't ring any bells.
Still Winston....:thumbsup:
PS... I just goggled Jerry G+how to pass hair test, and guess what comes up....
Last Smoke: 60 Days, Non-Chronic Smoker, Will I Pass Hair Test ...Reload this Page Last Smoke: 60 Days, Non-Chronic Smoker, Will I Pass Hair Test? .... Originally Posted by Jerry G View Post. Cut your hair to 1.5 inches. ...
http://www.marijuana.com/.../34810-l...hair-test.html - 74k - Cached - Similar pages
I hope My post will warn others not to make the same mistake I made. I still worry about relatives goggling My e-mail address user Name. Your new and You can change it because I lost about 90 posts to My credit.
Still Winston.....:thumbsup:
Yeah, I've been on that board about 6 mos...
I'm not sure where the Nevada flag you saw came from, I did not set country or state in my profile.
Anyway, I'm actually from the midwest, and Jerry G is a hat tip to Jerry Garcia...
I would have never thought of that. That brought back some great memories, I can't stop smiling.....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jerry G
I may have mistaken the flag part. I'm a little :stoned:
Still Winston.....:thumbsup:
hey dudes, I just thought I would drop this in...My friend went for a hair test for a police department and he said that they needed a decent ammount of hair, he has short hair but not a shaved head he said some guy took hair from his armpits..however he also said there was a bodybuilder that had everything shaved and really short hair, shaved arms legs, armpits chest, thje whole nine yards. so my friend said the guy had to go to the bathroom to cut his pubes HIMSELF....just thought mabye you can get a hold of someone cleans pubes and keep them in a bag or something to hand over just a thought.
Ok, you lost me there. Did he get to cut his own hair or did someone else cut his hair? If they let the donor cut his own hair that is a rarity because at a collection site the collector must cut the donor's hair in order to ensure proper chain of custody so you can't sneak in hair. That's like going for a piss test and handing them over a jar of urine and going "Oh here you go, I did this at home to save us some time."Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwill0909
If you don't have any hair on your body then they can fail you for refusal to submit a sample or take nail shavings. At Quest, there is an order of where they take the sample from. It's on their website. Pubic hair is always the last resort and I think if the head hair is too short next choice is chest or armpits. Eyebrow hair can't be used.
they made him use his pubes, he cut them himself, he was a bodybuilder short head hair, no other hair besides pubes..this is 100% true story!
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Originally Posted by bigwill0909
This is not unheard of, but normally a collector would observe the self harvesting so a switch out would not be possible.
I agree with Boobs on this one. It wouldn't be proper chain of custody and going into a room to cut your own hair sounds pretty far fetched to me.
PS
HI! Boobs and Jerry. Good to see ya's.:)
Sorry for the slight hijack but what's up old man 1toke? You haven't been here in about 3 months so I popped over to the other side to see if you had been a bad boy and gotten yourself in trouble again and you hadn't!!!! I haven't been to the other side in about 3 weeks. It loads so slow on my laptop now since they merged it and it can be a pain to post when it's loading slow.
Good to see you are talking to me again 1toke.
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Originally Posted by 1tokeoverthelin
You too buddy, you been following the Beck thread? That guy has just about worn me out...
I am little upset to see this trend in hair testing happening. It seems like we are going to be up against an even greater challenge when it comes to finding employment because of this. I thought that beating the urinalysis was hard enough and now I could potentially be up against hair tests in the future. The thought of this is really depressing. How much longer do we as cannabis smokers have to endure this oppression? Its total bullshit.
Ok folks, I have heard a lot of talk here about smoking, but not edibles. I have an example to pose and yes, I advance searched FBR posts by hair and read for a couple of hours. Here is the situation:
Need to pass a hair test in ~ 10 days (by 12/18)
5'8", 165 lb, average activity level, lift or aerobics 1-2x week
consistent diet, balanced between protein and carbs
MMJ patient that is light user but consumes edibles
hair is super fine - have been told it has 2 parts rather than typical 3 parts (?)
hair length is now 1-1/2 inch, cut every 4 weeks to 1 inch length
last instance of use was on 11/18 - 3 weeks ago
light smoker from 9/15 - 11/18, average 1 small toke/day
average 1 brownie/week from 9/15 - 11/18 - each ~ 0.3 gr per brownie
How will edibles metabolize through my system (same or diff from smoking)? Are there any posts that I may have overlooked that addressed this issue? What type of regimen should I follow?
Please, no smartasses telling me to shave my head - the company requires 1 inch of head hair when I start and they yank it out with the root to be able to test for all sorts of stuff. Thanks for your advice.
That's the first I have ever heard of that! Edibles will pretty much act the same as the same amount of THC smoked as the same amount of THC eaten (assuming the edible has been properly prepared).Quote:
Originally Posted by MVP
Yeah, the employment agency recruiter told me that and I am skeptical, yet uninformed on recent testing procedures. A couple of follow up questions:Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
1. consumption being less than a gram a week (probably between 0.50 - 0.75/week) and 3 weeks since last intake, I consider this a light user... do y'all agree?
2. assuming this pattern of consumption, how aggressive of a program will one need to undertake to pass a test... say, within 7-10 days?
3. is the time window for hair tests still 90 days or has that changed?
4. will very fine hair tend to be easier or more difficult to cleanse for the purposes of passing the test?
I do know that fine hair reacts poorly to bleaching, coloring, and harsh treatment in comparison to thick hair. I am hoping to get some quality input to design a program that will not leave me looking like I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet or just got a bad Ogilvy home perm.... Thanks
The Mac treatment has pretty good luck on fine hair and your level of usage, but it's a crap shoot. If you go that way, use Zydot shampoo on the day of the test.
Bleaching and redying twice followed by Zydot on the day of the test would almost insure a pass.
The time line is still about 90 days.
They don't yank the hair out, they snip it off close to the skin.
Jerry G, thanks for the advice. I was thinking of doing a bleach/redye in the next day or two, then Mac treatment every other day until the test. I will be using Zydot the day of the test without a doubt. Comments or opinions from anyone?
BTW - Is there any benefit on following a specific order of treatment, or does it not matter?
Still looking for advice on the timing or sequence of the Mac, bleach/redye, Zydot treatment regimen to follow.
What I do know is that the day of the test I will use the Zydot Ultra Clean system.
Unanswered questions remain:
1) Is it better to wait until closer to the test date to do bleach/redye?
2) Using the Mac method, does one need to watch the timing of when before/after the bleach/redye a Mac is done so as to not counteract/lessen the effect of the bleach/redye?
Answers and expert opinions being sought.... thanks
Dude I wish you luck but you can read in my thread I did everything in the world i could do. Then again stranger things have happened. I took a hair test 3 yrs ago and didn't put as much effort into it and never failed for THC, but did fail for other things. I smoked a lot more then did I did this time around and somehow passed before and failed this time. Maybe technology has gotten better in those 3 yrs or something and they have better chances of detecting substances. But the best of luck to you. You could be one of those people who do pass and I hope you do. I'm sure your just as worried as I was so just on the off chance, try to line up back up jobs as well, I pretty much put all my eggs in one basket cause I was for sure I was going to pass, but it didn't work out that way. My prayers will go out to you in hopes you make it through as well as everyone else in the same situation. Good luck, you need as much as you can get, and then some.
Hey Voyager, I read your thread this morning and couldn't really tell if you went for the bleach/redye once, twice, or not at all. Can you clarify for me?
I've consumed relatively light and will be 30+ day no consumtion by test time, but still am concerned as I never have been subjected to a hair test before.
Did it twice, sorry if it was confusing. If you were a lighter user and 30+ days clean im sure you would have a better chance. I requested the company send me a copy of the results so I could at least see the level they found. I'd be even more pissed if I just barely failed by a fraction of a point. I'm sure I'll post results of that as well to give others a better idea at the effort applied and the results. If I didn't do anything I'm sure I would have tested with a moderate amount so hopefully It at least helped some. It always makes me wonder "what if I washed a few more times?"