you know your boobs are big when...
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you know your boobs are big when...
you have to tuc them in your pockets
when you get sued for giving someone whiplash with them.
When you have to wear 2 layers of bras to play sports
When you CAN'T find a business suit that fits (are corporate types meant to be flat?)
When you can sit on the sofa watching football and put your frosty beverage in your cleavage to free both hands for bong rips (hey, if you're gonna scratch your balls in front of me I'm USING that cupholder dammit)
When you find out months later that the first comment that the guy you're seeing ever made to his buddies about you was, "damn your landlord has a nice rack"
when they are popping out of your turtleneck:thumbsup:
When you can rest your chin on them. (For some reason, I keep getting a visual of Dog Chapmans wife, Beth! Now those are some big boobs!)
when you go for a jog and come back with a split lip and bruises on your face
When guys are runnig into poles and crashing their cars as you walk down the street
You can use them as ear warmers when you lie down at night :D
Dolly Parton asks for the name of your surgeon.
you know your boobs are big if...
you breast fed the whole town}}}}}
you know your boobs are big if....
the nipple converts into a hot air balloon}}}}
you know your boobs are big if...
they have a king sized bed of their own}}}}}}
you know your boobs are big if....
you have basketball rims as nipple rings }}}}}}
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omg thats fuckin hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by silkyblue
big breasts are gross
unless im tired and need a place to lay my head
im a member of the itty bitty titty committee
thats true, with some, if there so big that they sag theyre gross, but if they're nice an big an perky there great:D:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
You go from training bra to b cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyicky07
.......
As a dude.
Thats funny shit Grazi!
Fine I'll play along. Their too big when:
When your infants have stretch marks around their lips.
Actually I'm one of those weirdos who think they're never really too big!
When you can't tell what color shoes you have on...
if your boyfriend/girlfriend puts their head between em and cant hear the stereo...
I'm sorry, I just can't resist. When I saw this thread when it first came out I thought, "I guess this is what is really mean when they say 'tit for tat' in response to that big penis thread".
You know your boobs are big when you can suffocate your husband/bf with them and still have more to play with with the other hand.
Dave
When they have their own zip code...or when they have their own area code (ok now Im just being dumb).Like most guys I dont when to stop...you gals all know the old guy thing,"well if this feels good then this (imagine a whole tree shaking)is gonna feel great".
*posting on my hubby's account*
you know your boobs are big when a cat uses them as a springboard to get on top of the fridge. i have an aunt that to this day calls me springboard, complete with "bboooiiinnnggg". the bitch.
also you know your boobs are big when people know it's you before you finish turning the corner
*my husband is not to blame for anything i say*
When u can trow em over your shoulder like a continital soilder
but why?Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
Breast are life giving objects capable of producing rich milk for the young,
do they still have the fried egg club~~
now thats my kinda club!
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from reading this thread I can see who really has Big Titties *cough* no names
.. when your bra is a full load in the washing machine on its own ..
you knows your boobs are big when you touch yourself at night