You know your penis is big when...
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You know your penis is big when...
pamela anderson writhes in pain? gotta be big then lol....
otherwise it's like throwing a cucumber into a cave...
when you sit on the toilet you penis touches the water. LMFAO:thumbsup:
-Wil
when you have to tuck it into your socks while wearing pants :thumbsup:
..sounds like this thread should be called "you know your old when"Quote:
Originally Posted by BabySnookums
When you never talk about it to anyone but they all talk about it behind your back.Quote:
Originally Posted by THClord
when you face charges of 'assault with a friendly weapon' ... :jointsmile:
When your girlfriend comes home and tells you that her HAIRDRESSER had heard of it. No joke, this happened to me...
"So.... you date Donk? tee hee... Is it true?"
"Is WHAT true?"
"Um... you know... [insert giggle here]... his well you KNOW!!!!"
What the fuck are you supposed to say in that situation!?
This happens to my husband frequently.:giggity:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cocoflava
(Yes.... I'm a very lucky, and happy, girl!;))
WHEN EVERY TIME YOU GET AN ERRECTION,YOU FAINT BECAUSE ALL THE BLOOD RUSHES TO YOUR PENIS..:) :hippy:
When you can use it as your body pillow.Quote:
Originally Posted by THClord
Oh, I thought this thread was going to be pictures of The Game's penis. Hmm, misleading.
Good rapper, though.
When every date ends with "uh-oh, she's hemorrhaging!".
when you pull it out to piss and the head is still in your pants and you piss on your self.
its only 2 inches...... from the ground! :rasta:
When your girl asks you to dress as a pirate and starts calling you Long Dong Silver :D :thumbsup: :cool:
yes, yes it is, yea its awesome and no u cant have it... mine!! and that has also happened to me.. heheQuote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
When she says that thing is going nowhere near her ass and she has to massage her jaw after a few minutes.
when you realize youve left all the ex's in wheelchairs
:D
lol same I thought it would be game but instead its just hilarious lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Aristotle
when u can wear it as a belt:thumbsup:
When your standing in line and the girl in front of you gives you a REALLY strange look 'cuz she can sense it's mighty presence.
Funny story:
I was wearing a "Bum Equipment" shirt when I met my ex wife. Later on that night, things got going. When "Harry met Sally", she said DAMN!, nothin bum about that equipment. I just smiiiiiiiiled! That was the only date I ever had that lasted 6 years?!?
i go deep sea fishing with my dick i just let it hang off the deck for a while and soon a fish will grab on
oww...
yeah man some fish got big teeth trust me i like to fish
just tell sissy-boy that you 'changed the flavor', he won't want it :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
cool!!
you know your penis is big if....
she has to insert the beach ball in her wooby first, before sex,}}}}
you know your penis is big if...
you can tickle/touch her heart during sex,}}}}}}}
you know your penis is big if...
she has to keep the 'jaws of life' as a sex toy, by the "side table drawer"}}}}}
you know your penis is big if....
you have to have the 'sizzor jack' to "get it off the ground"
too kute!!!!
:pimp::smokin:
When you've been with your girl for five years and she still complains that you're constantly moving stuff(internal organs)around during the session!
Big 'thangs 'poppin!
And 'lil 'thangs 'stoppin!
Free TI P!!
you can strangle some1 with it!!!
you know it's big when it's in the way all the damn time...-narrows eyes at it-
:)
when you've had sex or a girlfriend before the age of 21?
When someone trips over your dick and says "FUCKING FIRE HOSE"
when you're an ugly mother fax machine but hot girls and their hot girl-friends just can't keep their paws off... though that's not strictly true as I have a hard time turning away girls as ugly as I.
When you DONT have to create threads online to reaffirm your masculine insecurities.
You know you have a big penis when: As you insert your penis into the girl she screams "JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FISTING ME?"
when you can lasso women with it
When your nickname in high school is "burro", Spanish for donkey.
:thumbsup:
When you can turn the tv channels laying down with no remote.
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Originally Posted by Non
i wish my penis was big :(