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off the top of your head write a little something something that rhymes..no previous stuff...just what comes off of your head right now:rastasmoke:
ok..here goes...I have no clue what I am going to write..
My veil of Monday begins to appear
all I got is dirty clothes to wear
I should of done laundry yesterday
instead I just wanted to get outside to play:jointsmile:
Rhyming on a message board?
Someone must be really bored.
Writing sentences that rhyme?
What a friggin' waste of time.
How's that ?
Not bad for under 3 minutes?
I can understand your reluctance to participateQuote:
Originally Posted by psteve
but take this as a time to create
PSteve
has got his weave
on:jointsmile:
The sun is scorching my pet iguana.
But its fun scoring this marijuana!
I could keep this up all day.
Sometimes I just talk this way.
I can't help it, I can't stop.
I've read too much 'Hop on Pop'.
While I sit here smoking chronic,
all my thoughts are 'hooked on phonics'.
Dr Seuss controls my pen.
Stop me, or I'll rhyme again.
flying to high to rhyme this time:stoned:
slow mornin,
noones pickin up their phones
waitin for the time to pass
so i can smoke some dros
its been raining all day long
aint nothin to do but hit the bong
my brain goes SMOOSH
after ever hit I take of the blueberry kush
I'll write a rhyme
If ya give me a dime
But if you're broke
I'll take a toke
:jointsmile:
MVP
I know a young lady who puffs.
She's happy, and never seems gruff.
She grows her own weed
from Amsterdam seed.
And shares it when she has enough.
She'll smoke you up 'till you just crash.
With outstanding reefer and hash.
Her weed is so kind,
it blows every mind.
And that's just her everyday stash!
No matter how far you may roam,
You won't find a better trichome.
Her weed is the best.
It's won every test.
And she gave me an ounce to take home!!!!
im grinchin green ducks like a dumbfuck...
The Puddock is a pretty bird as it flirts from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree and whistles like a cow
Abeona
The off chance of a toke
I went for a smoke
Sprinkled the dust
...too much water, im starting to rust
[dont ask me..]
Im just trying to get more funds
Smoke so much people call me no lungs
sitting in my chair
wearing dirty underwear
ON! :S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
LOL, wtf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Whix
Sittin in my room,
Gettin rid of all this gloom.
Smokin this peace pipe,
While I take the time to type,
THIS :jointsmile:
Edit: anyone get it? i did the THIS thing like geo did the ON thing.
I'm pretty buzzed.
the cat sat on the mat
not even more than that
before the sun came around
silence of garfunkel was no longer a sound.
Psteve, are you Kanye West in disguise? Lol some nice lyrics man.
No, I'm Grandmaster Flash, channeling the ghost of Biggie Smalls.Quote:
Originally Posted by hero3279
"It's like a jungle
Sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from goin' under."
That's why I chief it
Sometimes I can't believe
How much I get from smokin' reefer.
hi my name is paul
im going now i have a joint to roll
Paul doesn't rhyme with roll.
You phail. :chainsaw:
Hi.
Bye.
Of a sentence, FakeBoobs, that was a few words shy.
And this rhymes with bye.
Your judgment of others makes you seem small...Quote:
Originally Posted by r0k
(plus, your post doesn't rhyme at all).
Actually bud, I was just kidding. I think it was pretty obvious I wasn't serious with the chainsaw..Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
And yes, my post does, in fact, rhyme: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...ml#post1682176
Quote:
Originally Posted by r0k
Even though you continue to boast,Quote:
Originally Posted by r0k
You've made yet another non rhyming post...
Although you've made one post that rhymes,
You've posted rhymeless ones two times.
amazon just sent me a package
that Ive been wanting for ages
its a secret book on dim mak
which shows how to break a back
The love in this thread is moving well
no need to worry, everyone is swell
just drowned a catfish in another thread
no matter what we do, it is still not dead!
r0k is doing very well,
although he does not rhyme,
don't consider it a crime,
maybe he will next time,
he troll on this thread,
but if he doesn't rhyme,
he'll soon fall dead,
when the gat is to his head,
so don't make a move,
ya heard what i said?
now when r0k throws a rock,
and it don't got a rhyme on it,
the outside forces will chime,
and again he'll get bit
um... i must be bored to do this
i just replied to a thread about catfish.
o.0
when I look around, I see artifacts to which I'm bound,
the ones I have found, are certainly the most profound,
amazing is the ground, and its secrets left unsound,
just look around, bend down and see what's abound!
rocks, crystals, plants, tools, metals, fractals,
it's all there pals, betels, nettles, and petals,
from ancient worlds, imbibed in mettles,
magic that settles, like the bones of pterodactyls!
instruments that cut through bones, blades that can be thrown,
capsules that can be blown, nifty explosive stones,
their content shall remain unknown, the mystery is postpone,
sittin on my throne I keep puffin this cone, go get your own!
straight chiefin' dutchie blunts
thinkin' bout a bag of runts
im high everyday in class
but teacher thinks im the dunce
Marijuana creates steez,
But I do not smoke to please,
Condemn me for what I have done,
Burnt the earth's true green son,
Morals broken have I not,
Lies are all you have been taught,
Throw no stones you with sin,
You fight for tobacco and gin,
Yet when I choose a righteous path,
You show your ignorance of math,
For a joint I do two,
Less for worse it is true,
These laws are full of irony,
Courts corrupt as you will see,
The DEA will use its force,
Harming people without remorse,
And until this time has come to pass,
For her I tread upon broken glass.
Just livin' in the city is a serious task,
So I GAS, break, dip and GAS
This game is unfamiliar, the rules I do not know.
While geo is facing another orgasm with a ho.
Youre right bro
Now let me start
Im not smart
But just lets go
To rhyme in english
Is not easy
My mind will freeze
Like dying fish
The words are fleeing
I will stop now
But follow geonagual
And so keep rhymin'
Yo, man, I must be retarded
I tried to buy liquor and I just got carded
What'll i do to get drunk today
maybe i'll get my friend whose gay
to buy some beer cause he's twenty-one
then we can get crunk and stare at the sun.
When I wake up I light up a toke,
Then I turn left and give her a good poke.
hey hey hey.
smoke weed everyday
:stoned:
I dont have the time
To write a good ryhme
So I , shall just say
That you 'll have a good day
IF you start with a bowl of the kind