if u could would u blow / eat ureself out was asked this today and wanted to see what every one else had to say
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if u could would u blow / eat ureself out was asked this today and wanted to see what every one else had to say
yeah....
hell ya wouldnt u :p
I am right now.
I know I'd at least try it, haha!
I know I have tried it.
:eek: prove it ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Encatuse
seems like a slippery slope..? hahahaha what if I like it? ahahhahaha
haven't been able to do that just yet, but I can fuck myself, although it's mostly for show ;)
Silly question.....of course ! :p
um...duh
I would, but I don't wanna get banned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammie
Oh snap! I was jokin :p;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Encatuse
I've seen pics of a guy "pleasuring himself" with his own mouth. The image is burned in my brain...believe me, I've tried to erase it!
LMFAO
i cant reach but i got a buddy that can put his face on his crotch so he can probly blow himself.
later
Didn't Marylin Manson get a rib removed so he could blow himself
That seems like an urban legend. But Ron Jeremy can, i've seen it.
This just cracked me up...fucking Ron Jeremy. :D How much money would some chick have to get paid to fuck him? Though, I have visited his website :o and have seen him in some sort of porn documentary on the Playboy Channel, too, and he is quite charming.Quote:
Originally Posted by TrojanMan
Anyhoooo, the image I viewed was some ametuer, and it was very disturbing, to say the least. Why is it always the ugly ppl that figure something like that out and then take pics of it?
there were a lot of bizarre rumors going on like this about marilyn manson but most of them arent true. not to say dude doesnt do some really fucked up stuff tho...i was truamatized by the long hard road out of hellQuote:
Originally Posted by IthoughtIknewitall
anyway back to the subjekt at hand i wouldnt give myself a blow job for a few reasons. A. dont want ANY guy parts that close to my face even if its mine and B. i imagine itd make it less special when u actually do get some of that :D
hell yeah!
Wow.. I didn't even know it was actually possibe. Kudo's to the self-suckers out there.
Haha i thought it was Prince...i was wrong!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by IthoughtIknewitall
Naw. Manson didn't really do that. He did however cum in a deaf girls ear.
Long Hard Road Out of Hell was a decent book... interested at the least.
i dont know if i would, thats not really a place i want my mouth to be. any ladies out there though, you mouth is welcome any time.
In all seriousness I am able to do this. All it takes is a little flexibility and the right position. Put a couple pillows on the floor a couple feet away from the wall, then lie down with your head on the pillows facing away from the wall, swing your feet over your head and "walk down the wall" until you're face to face with your member. At this point I can usually tongue it a little and with some stretching I can get the head in my mouth. Much better than jacking off!
WOW.. seriously....?
Ya know, I was thinking about writing a book..
pen name: swami swallowmychi
it would be found in the yoga section at Borders (Barnes and Noble doesn't even sell high times - fucking jokers)
it would be titled.. "how to reabsord your chi in 30 days"
Ermitonto... I give this idea to YOU.. my friend.. please run with it and become rich.. I will be more than willing to PRODUCE the "How to video" if you need that made.
NOw for the question we have all be thinking.... do you swallow?
aHahhahahah
I bet you chico tries this the second he reads your post : )
No, I don't swallow. What do you think I am, gay?
(That second sentence was a joke. Nothing against homosexuals or semen-swallowing heterosexuals.)
Since when? I always used to buy high times at B & N.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garden Knowm
you know what im talking about lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage." - Bill Hicks
u funny bastards. i was gonna do a blow-yourself post tonight.
u guys rock.
i mean suck.
unfortunsteley i cant gargle my balls coz im really really inflexible despite having a foot long hot dog.
speaking of dogs, how lucky are they?
and they can sniff strasngers arses like it was just saying hello.
ouch, my neck hurts.
i have had to see the choirpractor a few times from trying haha ;-)
thats insane..i..cant....rea...ch...... :D
thats kind of wierd man
Gettin my lower ribs removed soon
YEAH GO BLOW YERSELF...
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.....
lmao ew. id rather beat my trouser snake then lick him. jesus lol i need a smoke
later
sure why not?
i wouldnt do that shit...thats nasty!!
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Originally Posted by fonda
so what do you tell the doc? "anyway dr.soandso, I'd really like to be able to blow myself, can you help me?" :D