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YouTube - Banana's are Proof God Exists
I've been so wrong all this time, I think these guys are onto something.
Ah yes, the banana; an atheists worse nightmare, a theists more erotic fruit.
haha I cant believe it!!! God exists after all all hail the great JUJU of Africa and of course gods son jesus!!!
sit down richard dawkings lol
Oh, and in response to your video, I have this:
A little something...
Maybe im wrong...
YouTube - Richard Dawkins - "What if you're wrong?"
Ok, I'm converted. You got me. I've been possessed by demons for decades, but now that I've found Jesus through the anatomy of a banana... time to go to church, and dedicate my life to a doctrine that controls the masses.
This whole video is meant to be a joke, as far as I see. If not, then that's pretty sad "proof." :)
I beleive in God, I trust in Jesus as His son and my savior and I beleive the Bible is God's word.
BUT THIS VIDEO MAKES ME LAUGH! And I'm not even high right now.
K now I'm high. What was it again? Man, the Red Sox. Awesome.
Brother. A sucker is born every minute.:wtf:
Well, just to think on this, looking back into the bible, back to Adam and Eve, and the fruit trees, maybe gods tree, his almighty special tree... Was a banana tree? And they couldn't resist the shape and color? So maybe they really are on to something. =D
Can't everyone agree and say, "Whatever force created all this life, before me, is God."
Bananas may be where Giraffes go when they die.
Wow...
I hope those guys were joking,
or else they just committed public suicide.
Haha some dudes comment:
"Explain a coconut dipshit"
:D
lol, and check this out. His banana argument is stupid, but this debunks it anyway. All hail the true banana!
YouTube - Ray Comfort banana argument gets pwned
lolol, I really love the comments left by people on youtube.
BTW: guys, the guy (Ray Comfort) talking about the banana is serious.
you know what else fits right in my hand?? ill give you a clue, if you squeeze it long enough, you will get a squirt in the eye. thats what i t hink of that video.
that's the funniest thing i've ever heard! :S5:Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Wow!!! That is so amazing proof!!! You have converted me!!! Now I will spread the word of Jesus and devote my life to all of the other bullshit too!!! I will also tell people abortions are bad, but birth control is worse!!! And I will argue with biologists about evolution!!! I will just walk around the street looking for normal people who I can f*ck with and hopefully ruin their entire world view into a distorted piece of shit.
Come on, the answer is evolution. Why are there fruit at all????? Because it's the method of dispersing seeds for these plants. And why is it designed to perfectly fit the hands? So monkeys will pick the best fitting bananas.
And don't tell me you don't believe in evolution. Evolution is based on rock solid logic and evidence. You're stupid if you don't believe in evolution.
Not stupid, just misinformed. Many people think the theory of evolution actually means the hypothesis of evolution. They also don't understand that theory doesn't necessarily mean "this is what we think happened". Medicine is all theory too, because this type of theory ("accepted theory" as it's referred to in the scientific community) is a collection of observations, evidence, laws, data, repeatable tests etc.
The 6,000-10,000 year old Earth belief also runs into problems with continental drift. You can't possibly tell me that Africa and South America split apart and drifted all that way in such a short amount of time. Yet, there are known fossils that exist only in small areas of a coastal tip of Africa and South America, and those small pieces fit together perfectly.
lmfao i think the guy was being real when he was talking and it looked like the guy next to him was trying not to laugh he came off alil gay though it was funny lol
Wow... LoL!
-Wil
It's even funnier since the banana he is holding is genetically engineered by humans, and not god. Bananas in the wild look NOTHING like that.
This kinda reminds me of the time my friends cousin got completely bombed off his ass (kid disappeared for like 2 days then reappeared still destroyed out of his head) and explaiend to use how a circle he drew with 6 lines disecting the circle proved he was god. It was fantastic.
hmm anyone ever hear of evolution?
i don't know what banannas ur lookin at but the ones growing in the wild iv'e seen look like that but there are diffrent type out there u do know that right??Quote:
Originally Posted by coledog855
how bout plantains? they look like bananas but have you ever tried eating one raw...eeww. and what about carrots? or asperaguss? cucumbers? corn?
and goin by this same hypothosis are we suposed to eat snakes?
some do...Quote:
Originally Posted by yokinazu
Wow.
hahahahahahaahha
i just learned something new about bananas
but that doesnt prove anything
everything in this world seems to fit together
thats just earth, it's freakin crazy.
Actually the dude said god , not jesus. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by mfqr
Though if you listen to him talk you'll laugh...even the dude on the right was giggling.
"When you pull the tab the contents dont squirt in your face."
"Notice a point at the top for ease of entry."
I think I'll clear up any misconceptions about ther seriousness of the video and it's two participants. The guy talking and holding the banana is Ray Comfort, the guy beside him is Kirk Cameron (former actor of "happy days). Kirk is not laughing at him, he's as big or more of a religious nut/idiot as Ray. The two form a "proving god" team and makes arguements, videos, and hold public debates all the time. And most of the time they use the same retarded logic as this banana video.
PROOF HE DOES NOT, Evolution - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This just justifies me smoking weed because you can get high off of banana peels. WOOOOO I LOVE YOU JESUS!!!!
Bananas on the store shelves are nothing like will bananas. First and most importantly, the big yellow/green bananas are asexual, which is a trait that has been breed into the species. Originally the banana was a species that produced sour, very seeded, and small fruit (the banana). Through genetics, we've eliminated the cultivation of these phenotypes. I can't remember the names of the chemicals we treat fruits like bananas with, but basically they are the driving force behind the production of the huge yellow bananas.Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777
my ? to u is are real bananas the same as ur "will bananas"Quote:
Originally Posted by coledog855
lol, I think you're commenting on his typo, but it's funny that you do so with a completely incoherent sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by palerider7777
You look at the MASSIVE change banana's have gone through in just a few hundred (thousand?) years and people believe species can't evolve.
People are so certain of intelligent design because of the remarkable "order" of the world. But the question is, why should the world be simple? With all 117 elements in the periodic table, the materials to build a complex world are already there. Why would all this complexity order itself and come into balance? Simple; systems of material organizaiton that are out of balance will inevitably destroy themselves, systems that fall into balance will thrive. Once these balanced systems are established and you come up with DNA, the first type of molecular structure that replicates itself, an increase in ordered complexity is inevitable.
^^ Translation:
My question to you is : Are real bananas the same as your wild bananas.
Granted, it still doesn't make any sense and I'm guessing he missed the point. Or is clueless about evolution and selection.
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Originally Posted by Delta9 UK
lol, he's completely clueless. In his puplic arguments he brings up these pictures of species that should exist if evolution were true; with pictures of duck/hippo and aligator/cow hybrids. I'm still waiting for ManBearPig.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
If all creatures looked like hybrids, as the duck-billed platypus, we'd consider them normal and evolution haters would ask why there are no distinct mammals or reptiles; and would be arguing that animals which are specialized have a much better chance of surviving by excelling at a small number of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey
did somebody say manbearpig...where where...i wanna see.......ur so super cereal
i don't remember ever saying anything about those but i do remember the manbearpig ur stock?? not mineQuote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey