bad party fouls

alot of us have been there before, out of bounds breaking shit.

ive broken: my sisters pipe, my friends bubbler, my buddys custom made pipe, my friends graduation pipe.

its always a drag and i try to make the best of it:D
good thing im not a hazard any more. out of all the things ive broken though, its never been a....disaster? because ive seen some
crazy shit happen.

when i broke my friends bubbler it was sitting on this little table between us. i lightly set my beer on the table and the table collapsed for no reason...even with broken glass and spilled beer that never needed to happen i always think it was funny as shit. kind of like the movies.

what are some of your party fouls? <peace>:stoned:

I try not to..one that comes all too common, spilling the beer

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Originally Posted by Markass

spilling the beer

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ditto

I was at a party not too long ago and we were smoking a hookah. Somebody knocked a coal out of the bowl and onto the carpet and I was the only one who saw it so I said "GET THAT COAL!!!" the guy freaked out and got tangled in the hoses and the whole hookah got turned upside down and all the water and shisha went everywhere.

c'mon guys spilling the bong water is worse then beer i think....
also spilling your stash bag sucks...

last summer i was at a party at a friends house who had a pool,, and after a couple of beers i jumped in the pool forgeting that I had a half ounce in my pocket..

spilt bong water

i broke a 52" plasma tv on accident one time, that was the worst. i didn't have to pay for it or anything cause the host took the blame for me, needless to say i hooked her up with a half pound of the best purp i could find. it was the least i could do... seriously. that girl really liked me a lot to take the blame for that (she proved it later fellas). i also broke a fucking fence. it was a piece of shit anyway but i came back the day after and fixed it for the dude. funny thing was he didn't even know that it was broken. he was one of my team mates and we ended up smoking out after i got done. i'm surprised nothing got broken at my house. i try to at least stay even on the karma but i think it owes me something bad.

aw no lol.

A few weeks ago, we made a bong, and i put a carb in it.

The guys didnt know there was a carb in it, and unfourtunatly i put the hole way too low down, and 3 different people angled the bong back and got bong water all over their pants.

If i wasnt so high i probably would have felt pretty bad, i laughed.

spilling the beer is about my only party foul.

Worst party foul. Hmm pretty tough one, I've done some pretty stupid things. Oh worst thing I've done in a long while that I can almost completely remember...A buddy and our friend Ashley were toking up in her Mustang Cobra, we had a bong and I was in the backseat, I had just loaded a bowl and was burning the shit out of it when all of a sudden I had a huge coughing fit blowing straight back into the bong. Needless to say the bong water went EVERYWHERE in the back. That car smelled like pot for a month!

Another bad party foul to me is a bad joint. It really sucks when you've spent a couple of minutes rolling a fatty just to spark it and have it run and canoe and fall apart on you. Everyone rolls a bad one every so often, it happens, but when your the ONLY one who can roll a joint out of like 15 people it can really get stressful trying to keep all those potheads smoking. lol

Peace:hippy::jointsmile:

I think my last party foul was a few months ago when my girlfriend and I were at a party and after smoking blunt after blunt after blunt we thought we could sneak into the host's bedroom unnoticed and get it on. That damn bed was so fucking noisey. It was so squeaky and the headboard was banging into the wall. About an hour later a bunch of our friends went running by the bedroom beating on the wall and door laughing their asses off. We got dressed and walked out like none of it happened. It was like we were in high school again. I'm glad the host wasn't mad because she is really cool and filthy rich.

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Originally Posted by WakingDream

I was at a party not too long ago and we were smoking a hookah. Somebody knocked a coal out of the bowl and onto the carpet and I was the only one who saw it so I said "GET THAT COAL!!!" the guy freaked out and got tangled in the hoses and the whole hookah got turned upside down and all the water and shisha went everywhere.

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I know that pain. :(

Ah, I see, sorry, ya'll.

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Originally Posted by trainwreck530

alot of us have been there before, out of bounds breaking shit.

ive broken: my sisters pipe, my friends bubbler, my buddys custom made pipe, my friends graduation pipe.

its always a drag and i try to make the best of it:D
good thing im not a hazard any more. out of all the things ive broken though, its never been a....disaster? because ive seen some
crazy shit happen.

when i broke my friends bubbler it was sitting on this little table between us. i lightly set my beer on the table and the table collapsed for no reason...even with broken glass and spilled beer that never needed to happen i always think it was funny as shit. kind of like the movies.

what are some of your party fouls? <peace>:stoned:

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Haha you've broken 3 pipes and a bubbler?!?! Jeez talk about a bull in a china closet....lol Probubly just spilt beer, I try to be respectful to my friends personal belongings, no offense bro

None well I move away from the party when I drink so the host is looking for me high and low and low and behold I was high and low......Once I was chilling in the bathroom and people were hookin' up in their and finally they pull back the curtain and their I am with a drink in hand!

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Originally Posted by thecreator

None well I move away from the party when I drink so the host is looking for me high and low and low and behold I was high and low......Once I was chilling in the bathroom and people were hookin' up in their and finally they pull back the curtain and their I am with a drink in hand!

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umm...what? :wtf:

lol..

Last night someone broke my bong and I do not know who it was...................... I'm pissed

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Originally Posted by thecreator

None well I move away from the party when I drink so the host is looking for me high and low and low and behold I was high and low......Once I was chilling in the bathroom and people were hookin' up in their and finally they pull back the curtain and their I am with a drink in hand!

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Did that make any sense? Or am I just high as fuck?

or both?:stoned:

I think the worse thing I've done is drop the joint or fuck up rotation. But I was at a party once when one of the guests tripped and knocked over the host's saltwater aquarium. Those poor fish, we tried to help save them but unfortunately the host couldn't mix the water fast enough.

Yeah.

Hate it when people steal my weed.
Or my bowl.

I've never committed a party foul. But I bet now Karma is gonna get me.

EDIT: My bad. I did one time.

I threw up on this kid's parents as they were walking in to bust his party. I forgot about that one. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by thecreator

None well I move away from the party when I drink so the host is looking for me high and low and low and behold I was high and low......Once I was chilling in the bathroom and people were hookin' up in their and finally they pull back the curtain and their I am with a drink in hand!

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i think i got the translation. when he drinks and smokes he tends to move towards the more isolated places of the house? and then one time when he was really high and in a low lying spot of the house (the bathroom tub or shower) some people walked in and started to go at it and after they were done they pulled back the shower curtain and he was their drunk as hell and higher than heaven!

my friend once put diseal into his moms car what was really bad is the fact that the diseal nozels are liek bigger and the only way he could get the task done was to like angle it and force it in. ahahaha he was pretty blazed. ended up having to clean the engine out and cost him 1200

HMMM i would say my worst would be, blowing a whole fat ass bowl of danks out of my pipe with some friends, and it was outside, and dark, so we pretty much salvaged like half a bowl with the light from our lighters

the funniest part was when it happened we were all aready really fucking blitzed, and i was like "fuck man i blew the whole bowl clean out" and everyones like, "o shit" and gets down with there lighter out and all like 4 of them start looking for bud at the same time

spilt bong, i think is my worst... my buddy though... we were playing halo 3 and smoking, and he was passing the pipe without looking and almost dropped it and while we were yelling at him, ANOTHER guy coughed into it and blew it EVERYWHERE. the first guy we were yelling at had the green hit too and it was our last bowl... =[ that morning i forgot my pipe, and someone hid it behind the amp, and the next time i was there i looked for hours but couldnt find it...

hmmmm i'm always careful so i don't have anything to share i guess one time i had a bloody nose when i was sleeping at a friends house and i got blood on one of his pillows and i left in the morning before he woke up lol so it just sat there for him to find out

have blown water back out of a bong 1 time when i first started smoking, took a huge hit and just blew forward.

broke a 2 1/2 foot bong, it was my own, me and a few buddies got high and started wrestling and knocked it over breaking the female glass rim and a huge chunk out of the base.

In my early smoking days i coughed into the bowl when smoking and cashed it out =/

Ofcourse i replaced it but it's still embarresing, never happened again though.

Oh yeah, when learning to smoke English style i had to learn about sideburns and how to notice and fix that shit. It's a bad party foul to let that shit run and not tell anyone.

heres one. when you loading the bowl but you start laughing or breathing hard due to your highness and you blow the dank nug right outta the pipe :( thats a party foul:eek:

oops i just copied the guy above me.... my bad

i was at a party and my friend was doing a keg stand on a dock and i guess he was a little to close to the edge and wound up losing grip with the keg and knocking it over, causing it to roll into the water. it sank like 20 feet and they lost like a full keg. its their faults for not keeping the damn keg in a bucket or basket with ice.. but they said it was "naturally cold." their loss:D

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Originally Posted by Juggnoxalo

spilling the beer is about my only party foul.

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we were playin beer bong a few days ago and they had a plastic cup that was was being used an ash tray and i knocked it over. haha

worst ive done is knock over the bong... my buddy's broken my pipe bfore too