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1. i order big mac at kfc
2. pord bong water on my lap buddy ask me for the time so i lookt at my watch which was holding the bong thats all i can think of now
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:bigsmoke:
1. i order big mac at kfc
2. pord bong water on my lap buddy ask me for the time so i lookt at my watch which was holding the bong thats all i can think of now
me and my friend went to taco bell and he told me to order a snack wrap so i did :wtf:
pretty dumb but i think the lady taking the order was high to because she gave us free tacos lol
It wasn't me, but one of my friends jumped out of my car when I was going DOWNHILL at 25 mph, and he jumped out facing uphill. You can imagine how that turned out.
All because I wouldn't give him a ride home a few blocks up the street.
Jumped on the back of a moving rickshaw with people in it. There was beer involved too. Man, that was funny!
That and I killed a guy. But I'd still have to go with the rickshaw, that was pretty dumb!
El Fantistico :smokin:
I tried to fit one of my grown ass friends (also a girl I have a huge crush on) into those child swings that look like diapers haha....she didnt like that too much.
i jumped off a roof onto a trampoline and bounced off the other side. it didn't hurt to bad but the shock of finding out that i really am a dumbass while high/drunk did.
I burned my neck with a lighter... After taking a bong hit i had my hand resting on top of the bong with my extremely hot lighter in my hand, and I went to rest my chin on my hand... took me a few seconds to figure out what that searing pain was. I still got a scar on my neck from that.
That was kinda dumb, but I know I've done dumber things that I can't remember.
Not me, but a friend:
Let the cops in.
^^oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh^^
I ran, jumped on my hammock outside, it tipped over and i slammed my ass right on the ground.
shouldn't all those people who eat/smoke/play with bud worms be posting on tis thread? lol
tried to give myself a haircut. Don't think i was with a group of people who were egging me on or anything.. it was just me hahaha
i was high, but this also could have been alcohol...but i tried to light a lighter with another lighter, resulting in lots of blisters on my dainty fingers. :(
Kinda nasty but true, got high and took a boo boo, and it was green, took a sample and showed my friends.
Also one night me and a couple friends were checkin out the whole rapping your orders at drive thrus on youtube, so we got high and tried it, lets just say it didnt go as planned and i ended up jumping out of my car at pop eyes and doin the thizz dance for some free chicken
atleast you got free chicken dude...
my dumb things I do are constant small things that make me look back and go..."damn...I'm dumb"...like going upstairs, getting a drink out of the fridge, setting it down, and walking back downstairs only to realize I walked all the way up there to get a drink and left the drink up there...I do that almost everytime...
Haha, that's funny. I do shit like that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by TryptamineScape
haha, everytime we go high we get free shit.:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Struck420
I jumped into a swimming pool with an 1/8th of herb in my pocket while my entire family was swimming. Not cool. I spent the rest of the hour swimming around trying to catch the floating buds before anyone saw them. I was unsuccessful. My family talks about it to this day. lol
that shit had me laughin for like 10 minutes lol
"remember when we were swimming and bobby spilled his weed all in the pool"
lmfao
I shaved off the eyebrows of a friend who was the first to pass out at a party. Yeah, he wasn't too happy when he woke up. If I wasn't female, he would have kicked my ass. As it was he didn't speak to me for over a month.
Dumbest thing i've ever done... Oh i got one. Got high off purp once, had to drive home after gettin home i went to bed. Next morning i walked outside to see that i left the car running & the headlights on , so not only was i out of gas but my battery was dead on top of that. Still don't even remember driving home, but heyyy! it's still funny to look back apoun them good ol' days.
haha, were you driving home from my house perchance?
and I did that the other night. I didn't leave it going all night long, but I left it going until I went back outside to smoke a cigarette.
I do believe it was you. You or Justin, it was one of you. I remember going past the swamp lol.
probably both of us...I remember when justin had that big ass block of weed and I didn't even go to work so we could sit on the couch and smoke it all day.
-changes answer- I just put sour cream in my macaroni instead of cheese...-stares at it-
Lmao! How'd that bud end up? Just give me a shout if you want more.
I was soooo wasted one day that I walked out of my house with jean shorts over some Dickies(cackees). My neighbors were outside and got quiet all of a sudden. Boy oh boy.
not me but a friend. bubbler was stopped up and wouldnt suck, so he did was hes use to (doesnt smoke bubblers often) and blew back into it, ended up shooting bong water all over a brand new packed bowl that had only 2 hits out of it, one for me and one for him, lots of green left.
i had smoked before leaving for home, and about 15 minutes later when i got there i walked up to the front door and tried to unlock it for at least 30 or 40 seconds, until i realized i was pressing the unlock button on my car keys at it
the worst part is its happened more than once haha
haha dude, my brother was beginning to make some macaroni and cheese, and just as the water starts boiling, he takes the cheese packet and fuckin dumps it straight in the waterQuote:
Originally Posted by TryptamineScape
I have a similar thing. Once when I was pretty drunk and stoned I tried to lock my door, but the next morning it seemd the door was still open with my keys on it.
The dumbest thing I did while high? I was caught in a check up by the borderpolice on the bus when I came from Holland. I admitted that I had weed in my pocket. Turned it in, got no fine and they didn't found my hasj I was hiding :)
was trying to change channels on the tv with my cell phone instead of the remote.