I just got high... yeah!

HOLY SHIT :jointsmile: , I've missed this feeling since... well, the last time I had it. Found some good ole fire weed I hid? in a metal pipe out in the yard. I'd take a picture of it but I kind of... am kind of too high. It's fairly the size of a decent dime bag. 4 years of intolerance are hitting me HARd right now. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:... :stoned:

I'll save the seeds and maybe try to grow that stuff later! YEAH! that's a good idea... as soon as I build a grow op hq. Or whenever I get the balls to do it. Well, gotta get my own place first. Don't want my folks going down with me.

Don't IP's give away geo codes? Like, almost military polarization codes to trangle-ulate your ass? Better smoke the rest of this fire... well, I want some for later too... I'll share some with the military, but not no cops, even though some of them are pretty cool here

EDITINESS: Smoked that green jungle dank lava out of a beer can. God was probably watching, oh well

Ok, feeling nice, calm and high now. I was kind of tripping there for awhile. Glad to see my post wasn't nuked or something.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Man Beast

HOLY SHIT :jointsmile: , I've missed this feeling since... well, the last time I had it. Found some good ole fire weed I hid? in a metal pipe out in the yard. I'd take a picture of it but I kind of... am kind of too high. It's fairly the size of a decent dime bag. 4 years of intolerance are hitting me HARd right now. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:... :stoned:

I'll save the seeds and maybe try to grow that stuff later! YEAH! that's a good idea... as soon as I build a grow op hq. Or whenever I get the balls to do it. Well, gotta get my own place first. Don't want my folks going down with me.

Don't IP's give away geo codes? Like, almost military polarization codes to trangle-ulate your ass? Better smoke the rest of this fire... well, I want some for later too... I'll share some with the military, but not no cops, even though some of them are pretty cool here

EDITINESS: Smoked that green jungle dank lava out of a beer can. God was probably watching, oh well

---

LOL..Guess it dont make no difference what you use as long as you get to where you goin..

damn you were high! hehhehe

lmao

I went into a a convenience store in town to get some drink and food... right when I walked in and looked at the clerk and nodded for some reason he said, 'Damn dude, you look as high as..." I forget, but I guess it was pretty high. I said it was some fat jesus weed! I think I got about 4 cases of dr pepper, 12 small packages of beef jerky and for some reason, one of those squishy spiky red balls that you can throw around like a yo-yo. I'm hitting the beer-can-pipe with it right now

About to crash here in a few I think, been laughing my ass off at sucky morning television, saying off color interjections at random commercials... thinking they were saying different things than they were supposed to, too.

TV: Can you guess what my credit score is?
ME: It's a big fat ass zero with pace pacante sauce all over it!
TV: No you spaz, it's 720. What you smokin?
ME: Not the big fat credit sausage that you've got!
TV: Damn straight. Over 2 million people got the same sausage.
ME: Man, that's some serious sausage. Any cheese in that thing?
TV: The following program does not necessarily reflect the views of this station.
ME: Huh? (takes 3 rapid hits off the beer-can-bong appearing all intruiqued)
TV: I'm Hulk Hogan and this is my ULTIMATE GRILL that owns all sissy-girl grills!!!
ME: HELL YEAH, grill me some munchies, arnold schartzenhogan!

... cool. Don't wanna type too much. Someone's bound to be all 'Eeehhhh, you spew too much garbage from that sepulcher of a mouth you have' or fingers, cause I'm really typing all this stuff. ok ok, killin the message, gettin long in the tooth and i want to kill that last bit of weed. :stoned:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Man Beast

HOLY SHIT :jointsmile: , I've missed this feeling since... well, the last time I had it.4 years of intolerance are hitting me HARd right now. :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:... :stoned:

4 years? You joined the boards in May, yes? I couldn't look at weed message boards for 5 months and not blaze. props to you... i guess?

EDITINESS: Smoked that green jungle dank lava out of a beer can. God was probably watching, oh well

---

thats a fuckin' hilarious description! :D

"ME: HELL YEAH, grill me some munchies, arnold schartzenhogan!"

HAHA holy shit thats funny :eat:

i need to cut back on how often i smoke apparently because i have got to try to get this high!

dude i smoke about once a month and its always a "noob" high fucking awesome (is there a rule against bad language on these pages?)

haha my tolerance is pretty high now from daily smoking but occasionally i can still lose my mind like this. every time, its real great.

Haha wish I was tripping out like that...sounds sweet. Of course I probably will be next time I smoke up...im waiting till I can gather money to buy a lot of weed.

Apparently you can't say the c word that rhymes with runt.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Man Beast

TV: Can you guess what my credit score is?
ME: It's a big fat ass zero with pace pacante sauce all over it!
TV: No you spaz, it's 720. What you smokin?
ME: Not the big fat credit sausage that you've got!
TV: Damn straight. Over 2 million people got the same sausage.
ME: Man, that's some serious sausage. Any cheese in that thing?
TV: The following program does not necessarily reflect the views of this station.
ME: Huh? (takes 3 rapid hits off the beer-can-bong appearing all intruiqued)
TV: I'm Hulk Hogan and this is my ULTIMATE GRILL that owns all sissy-girl grills!!!
ME: HELL YEAH, grill me some munchies, arnold schartzenhogan!

---

lmfao man beast ftw!!