TOUCHDOWN - Old Stoner!

I scored a sack Thursday night, thanks to someone who I now consider a good friend (I won't divulge who, but you know who you are, LOL) - he trusted me, I trusted him, and everything was cool.

One fine young man, and some pretty danged good smoke, especially after 25 years of being straight...

Only problem was, I went into work Friday, and had to take a vehicle to get serviced, and to make a long story short, my foot slipped off the brake pedal at a stop sign just as another vehicle was coming by. I hit him of course, and may have to take a piss test Monday or Tuesday. Thank God the boss was off Friday.

Anywho, you guys send out some good karma my way, 'cause I'm gonna need it.

What sucks worse than NOT having smoke is HAVING smoke and not being able to spark up!

RUINED my weekend!

I am now detoxing my low-toxcitity self.

Oh, well, there's always NEXT weekend!

You guys can now high-five me for scoring, and send out some good vibes to my new found friend, who I am VERY impreeesed by. You are a GREAT PERSON, my firend. Not many people would do what you did for me. For that, you have a friend for life!

We NEED a lot more of that these days. Trust, love, and honesty. It doesn't get any better than that!

Thank you again, my friend, and until we meet again - KEEP ON TOKING!

Congrats, Old Stoner, on your score. Sorry about the truck incident, though, and I hope everything goes OK for you on Monday. Glad you weren't injured, and I hope no one else was, either. Karmic positivity is on its way!

Thanks birdgirl, I think I'm gonna be alright, though.

This is the funny part - wifey sez do castor oil, and I also went to the headshop and picked up some stuff, but anyways, back to the castor oil.

WARNING - Will Robinson - Danger - Danger

Castor Oil will KILL YOU! I drank a 4 ounce bottle, and have been drinking water like no tomorrow. Well, three hours later, all hell breaks loose. I am SO SORE, I have a PILLOW under me now. NEVER EVER do Castor Oil!

I have a seven day detox working, as well as two huge bottles of herbal stuuf that is garunteed to work, according to the nice lady at the shop.

Thanks for the positives, my friend!

You could always just put an IV in and run lots of fluids! But thats crazy talk! Good luck, hope your okay!

ROFLMAO, Puff, good idea! Remind me NEVER EVER to take that Castor Oil again....

I'd rather shoot myself, lol...

hmmm...castor oil...that sounds like something from the 1940's..

you can always sub if need be...glad you scored..

Oh man, I read your headline and was psyched for you after reading your woes not too long ago about wanting to score some green. My friend, I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you, for sure. :thumbsup:

:clap: High five, Old Stoner!

Wouldn't your company have to schedule the drug test? Would it not take some time?

I'm, almost, positive that under 25 nanograms, of THC in the blood, doesn't even show up on state-run tests.

My last week in a drug class, under 25 nanograms showed up in my blood. I said that it must have been something that I ate. My counselor said that it was strange because "under 25, usually, doesn't even show up".

I had to show up for one more class, and, then he released me (with pot in my blood).

Beachguy, they were giving you regular blood tests and not urine tests?

Old Stoner, you should go check out the drug testing forum and read up the stickies on dilution and substitution. Those detox drinks or kits are unreliable scams. You would be better off buying a bottle of Metamucil.

If you only smoked once from your new sack, a one time high can be eliminted from a clean body in about 5 days.

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Beachguy, they were giving you regular blood tests and not urine tests?

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No, they were urine tests. Should I have said that they found it in my urine?

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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule

Beachguy, they were giving you regular blood tests and not urine tests?

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You know, I just remember sitting in front of him, wishing for my life back.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

You know, I just remember sitting in front of him, wishing for my life back.

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LOL, that was funny! It does suck. Well I got a little lost because you were saying 25 ng in your blood and I'm used to seeing cutoff and confirmation of 50 & 15 being used or 20 & 10 for the more strict cutoff and confirmation.

It's all pot in my blood, to me. Yeah, 25 ng of cannabis-blood in my urine.

Be right back. Time for a checkup.

Thanks guys, for the kind words and the good vibes sent my way.

Day two - The Castor Oil has made me weak as a 100 year old. I'm telling you, guys, I stayed in the toilet off and on until 3:00 AM EST, and then FINALLY passed out on the bed. Drinking the Castor Oil, Geo, IS like from the forties, LOL. DO NOT DRINK CASTOR OIL, IT WILL ALMOST KILL YOU. I drank four ounces, and my wife says, oh, it'll be ov er in an hour. No hon, try 16 HOURS! She's laughing at me now...Excuse me, I'll be right back after I starngle her...JUST KIDDING! Least I still have my sense of humor!

Then somebody calls this morning at 8:00 AM and wakes me up asking for my daughter, who moved out over 2 years ago. My wife caught the phone, and knowing I would have called the guy back and let him know how pleased I was that he called at 8:00 AM on a Sunday morning, she deleted the number from caller ID. Dang, no way to vent my frustration.

Needless to say, I am WIDE AWAKE, still weak as a 100 year old, and am now using this Herbal Clean QCarbo Plus, 20 ounce bottle, with four booster pills. Almost finished with the bottle, and then I've got to drink lots of water. I know, fakeboobsrule, you8 said they don't work - but I purchased the crap from a nearby headshop yesterday, so I might as well use it, LOL...

I am going to copy and paste this over in the Urine Test section, so maybe ya'll can slide over there and help me. I have a hundred questions!

Congrats on the pick up and it's too bad you'll have to de-tox. I had a drug test the other day myself. :\

I still think it's funny that he comes here, and, tells us he hasn't tried Pot, in twenty years, tries it, loves it, and, now he has to stop.

25 years is a long time, 5 years longer than my whole life. Good to be back on the road eh? What was the reason for the 25year break?

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I still think it's funny that he comes here, and, tells us he hasn't tried Pot, in twenty years, tries it, loves it, and, now he has to stop.

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haha when you phrase it like that, yeah.

Gee BGIT, I'm glad you think it's funny... I don't. I sincerely hope no one has to go through what I have.

Dean, I quit for 25 years to raise six children. I smoked maybe 30 or 40 times during that period, but as a regular user, no. I was super regular toking between 1970-1982.

Thanks Robo, I hope your UA comes out negative! Good luck!

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Originally Posted by Old Stoner

Gee BGIT, I'm glad you think it's funny... I don't. I sincerely hope no one has to go through what I have. !

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You're funny, even when you're down, and, out.

Welcome to the community! I hope you stay.

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Originally Posted by Old Stoner

Dean, I quit for 25 years to raise six children. I smoked maybe 30 or 40 times during that period, but as a regular user, no. I was super regular toking between 1970-1982.

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Thats a really respectable thing to do, +Rep.

Edit: Il +rep you later, it wont let me at the moment

LOL, as long as this websites here, I'll be here, BGIT. It's a great place....good people!

And thanks, Dean, just wanted to be the "responsible" parent." But believe you me, I MISSED the heck out of smoking. Only smoking on average twice a year ofr 25 years is a real bummer, LOL...

Now the pending pee test, and I STILL can't smoke. What can I say? LOL...

Don't Let Your Job Go Up in Smoke with Products by Spectrum Labs - Urine Luck

Find a place around you that sells the dried urine. That will beat the piss test anytime.

Well, I'll look for the dried stuff, and The Urinator, and the QuickFix 4.0, and maybe even get one of thos Whizzinators, the fake weiner, ya know, LM? I am NOT going through this worrisome bullcrap anymore. Plus, next time I have to take my regular UA, I will SUB.

Well, folks, today was a good day, as far as I can tell, lol. My boss had me explain the accident, and that was it, He kinda laughed and said, be careful! No UA, no nothing. SO FAR.

I still have a suspicion that they may test me sometime this week, "randonly", so I am abstaining from the new bag I got until Friday night. If no UA by then, IT'S PARTY TIME!

Having weed and not being able to smoke it is WORSE than not having any weed at all, LOL...

I went and got it out of the safe a few minutes ago just to smell it and look at it. The bag was saying tantilizingly, "smoke me, Old Stoner, smoke me!" But of course, I am too petrified to do anything other than put her back in her secure place, and wait for Friday. I guess it gives me something to look forward to!

Still need that Good Karma, good people of Canna.com, so please, if you have any extra, shoot a toot or two my way, please!