drug test at 4, its 2:23 now...

k i was going through fridays staffing agency to get a job, and a very, VERY good job, is willing to start me on monday, even tho i have a very bad work history, im 18, and havent completed high school or gotten a ged, not my fault, i am going for my HSD, but not till january. anyways, i was at a friends house last night, and smoked around 1.2grams of chronic over the course of the day. i get up this morning, and get a call from fridays, they said they would look around.

about 2 hours later, im at another friends house, about to spark up (didnt smoke today, but was an inch away from lighting the joint) when i get a call from my mom telling me to come home, i have a drug test RIGHT NOW. they know i smoked last week, but didnt know about last night, so they gave me 30 bucks to go get a detox kit (they hate me smoking weed, but they know i need this job, to keep my car) and i got a Royal Flush detox drink. the citrus punch flavor. currently im drinking it, it takes effect within an hour and a half, and once i finish the drink i have to fill it with water, twice, and down them too, to make sure i got everything out of the bottle. its 2:28pm, drank it within the 10 minits the bottle said to, and now ima go fill it with water, be right back.

kay, my mom managed to buy me some time, by saying i had bad car trouble, and id be there around 3:30-4pm, which is just enough time for it to kick in. it says i have a window of around 4 hours after i drink it, but im cutting it close >_<. so by the time it kicks in, it will be around 3:30, and i plan to be at fridays for the test at 4pm. do i have enough time to pass it? the last test i took i drank water for 3 days, gallons of it, and passed, barely... but yeah.

the pay is $9.45 an hour, and i need this job. they will work around my school from jan-may, which i need badly. do you think i can pass? please post your tips/advice, i REALLY need to pass this test and get this job. when i get back from the test i will tell you , and when i find out the results i will post that as well. please send your prayers (if your religious), your good vibes (even if ur religious i need them haha) and cross your fingers!

sub, ask your mom to pee for you, put it in two visene bottles or a cleaned out travel shampoo container, crotch it to keep between 90-100 degrees....its really the best way to go....

All you can do is try.Make sure you pee a few times before the test and take the midstream of your piss.
The money would have been better spent on quickfix.

no headshop around here has quick fix, i looked. royal flush is all thats around. and i have a bottle of piss, but im not going to use it, because its in a medicine bottle, which is a lil too big, but would work, but i dont have anything but boxers and i couldent get it to tape onto my leg. ive already drank the $25 drink, and i just really hope it works...

Drink a ton of water.
You'll piss clear, and they may make you piss again, but it'll at least give you time to get some fake urine so you'll pass next time.

They are giving you the test at the Friday's? That sounds a little odd. Are you sure it is a urine test?

What are the ingredients in the Royal Flush and the nutritional guide?

yeah for the test, i was told to go to fridays temp service, so im assuming its there.

ingredients are as follows

water
levulose
yerba mate
guarana
citric acid
royal flush power profile, (consisting of vitamin a as palmitate
beta carotene
cholecalciferol
vitamin e succinate
riboflavin
pyridoxine hcl
cyanoco- balamin
niacinamide
biotin
d-calcium pantothenate
folic acid
meso- inositol
ascorbic acid
citrus bioflavinoid complex 50
rutin
hesperidin complex 10% acrola)
creatine monohydrate
sodium benzoate
artificial and natural flavoring
fd&c yellow #5 and #6



directions for use: for best results, avoid exposure to unwanted toxins for at least 48 hours prior to using this product. drink entine contents.
fill bottle with water two more times and drink. urinate frequently. use as a food suppliment only.

caution: this product contains caffeine.

shake well before using. contents may settle.

the flyer says its good for blood, saliva and urine, works in 1-hr. im off to take the test, ill be back.

Make sure you brush your teeth really well in case it is an oral swab test and I would dilute some more with at least 16 ounces of sports drinks.

ok guys, the results are in... i went for the test at fridays and it was a "results in seconds test" push the key in, pull sticker off the back, see the results. well, i barely passed! got the job, start work monday at 2! whoo! there was barely a dot saying i passed, but they passed me! YAY!

Congrats....:thumbsup:

thank you thank you your far too kind!

Congrats on the job.
So was it just some sort of test strip they did on the spot?

hahaha It wasnt even a piss test hahah

it was a piss test, i pissed in a cup at fridays, and the cup said whether i passed or failed. so yeh.

Never seen one of those.Was there a temp strip on the side of it?

yeah, there was a temp strip on the side, that wouldent move untill you pushed the key in, which "activated" the test. scariest 2 minits of my life (2 minits is how long it took every FUCKIN staff member to look at my test, then call the manager in to see if i passed). i just got back from my first day at work, and im tired, but happy, this job kicks ASS! all i do is make fans for automobiles, well, the technical term is Injection Molding. feh, this job is easier than working at ingles (which is like food lion, earth fare, bi-lo, harris teeter, etc, a grocery store >_>). i get a 30 min break, a 20 min break, and all i do is stand there and do the EXACT same thing ive done 100 times, but its still fun, its easy, and it pays almost $10.00 USD an hour, and if i get hired on fully by the company, ill get more money an hour! whoo!. $9.45 x 40 hrs a week = $378.00 a week, before taxes. so im still looking at over 320 a week, which is a qp of mids, if i wanted mids lol. fuck yeah, i love makin money. oh yeah and i also plan to make cash on the side, but thats another idea alltogether!

worst idea ever... ahaha

selling lemonade at a lemonade stand is a bad idea? just because i want to be a salesman, and i love weed, doesn't mean I'm going to become a dealer... honest!

Be careful, because if they hire you on fulltime, they may retest you, because then you will "officially" working for the company now, and not the temp agency. Just something to watch out for. Getting QF4.0 now may be very helpful for you.