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do u mestake thing when ur high like me i mustook a guy with a bukay of flowers i thought he had a giant spliff and i was like going oh hes got a giant spliff and my mates were holding me back cuz i was trying to run to him and i was shouting u son of a bitch u have a giant spliff ull never soke that just share it and they were holding me like two or three of them and my x and i was still piulling away from them i call it stoner strengh
yeah..
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STONER STRENGTH!
hahaha! i get like that sometimes...but i usually get it if im walkin home from my mates house, its like a 10minute walk, if that..but i have to walk thru a reel shit hole of an area..and it always looks like theres people standin in the doorways of their houses and shit..i once mistook a rosebush for a police bike, i thought there was a copper there waitin for me to walk past so he could arrest me! fukkin crazy!
when i was walking to my next class in school, i mistook someone with a really big yellow backpack to be bigbird from sesame street. i had said to one of my friends, "hey look, its bigbird, why the fuck is he here?" and my friend just said that i had smoked way to much.
lmao
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LMFAO big bird?
lol yeah happens to me a lot. Good laughs indeed. Stoner moments :D
hahah. Yeah. Shit like that happens to me, but never that drastic. ^.^
lol
its so funny
I kinda thought you were exaggerating to be honest.. until last night. I smoke half a joint or so and pop 4 serequel then decide to take a nature walk at 1 am. Big mistake.. anyway I'm getting tired as fuck and trying to make it home, but I'm lost.. I'm like two streets down from my house. Anyway, two weird things happened. Dogs from allll the houses around me were barking loud as fuck and I looked at there was a dog like 15 feet away from me, and glanced at it again.. it was a bush. Now for the REALLY stupid one..
I was just walking down the sidewalk, everything is dark, when I see some BIG DENSE BUD literally glistening with thc.. I'm like "oh fuck.. someone musta had to dump this stuff. Whoa.. fucking awesome.." then I remember I'm fucked up and decide to poke it around with my foot first and examine it before touching it.. turns out it was DOG SHIT glistening with frost.. Next time I go for a walk fucked up.. I'm going to wear my fucking glasses.
yeah i was in a park smoking recently and i thought someone was standing by some trees watching me so i started walking towards him to see who it was and i didnt relieze 'he' was a small pine tree with some snow on it until i was like 20 yards away.
Yeah Juggalo then you gotta fucking do that stupid ass stare around and wonder if anyone seen you thing. You look and feel like a complete idiot. But not as bad as the guy sticking his finger in frosty dog shit.
i always think theres ppl cumin to get us if i smoke outside, and then wen i look up i actually see them, but there never real. so much more fun inside, for me anyways.
1 time when i smoked like a gram of vermont outdoors wihr my frind and he started flashing like 1 second he would be thier and the next econd hed dissapear. it was wierd. like a hologram =D. pretty trippy experience espeacially since it was of of weed.
one weekend i smoked till my eyes bled and i could no longer see. my uncle calls me and asks me if i have any bud. i say "of course, want me to take some over?" he says yes. so i grab my weed and my pipe and walk 2 doors down to my uncles. i plop down on the couch and we start talking and he tells me i look chinese and whatnot. then he says, "so where's the bread?" what the fuck? bread? "you wanted bread?" he starts laughing and asks what i thought he said. "BUD, man, i thought you wanted some bud." he just laughed at me as i walked out the door. i didn't care, i loaded pipe and smoked a bowl.
when i was in high school, i went to this honors dinner or what not, before hand i had smoked a blunt w/ my mate jay bird, then we go and meet my family there for dinner, and i saw the principal walkn by our table and i thought he had a plate piled w/ ice cream, i was trying to get my family to look at the "hugest plate of icecream ever" and jay birds telling me to shut up while hes laughing his ass off. im like, no, you just don't see it, but then i realized it was just a plate with napkins and trash piled on it, way to go, but i guess its fun to laugh at yourself when you make an arse