Describe the smoke session ur having atm

well as the titles says just say how ur session is goin. Had any mishaps or minor fuck ups?? Ill go first by sayin i got a quater of primo weed i bought a couple days ago. My mom was ridin my ass hardcore all day and kept barging into my room saying she was going to clean it and would bitch at me about dope smokin.

Rite now im up in my room wit my fan on and the window open. My parents keep rustling and talking downstairs so im kinda sketched out about smokin bowls rite in my room so im gona blow my hits out of the window.. Oh and i got a sweet new glass pipe. Its official :) Anyway just as i finish typing this im gona go try out my plastic bong i bought a few weeks ago. Its my first bong i ever owned :) i just put a new screen and i wana break it in. I hate lookin like a dick and bringin pieces that looks like no dopes was smoked outa them. thats just me tho. oh and at the end of your post you can say how high you are on a scale from 1 to 10. im a 4 atm and should be a 6 after i smokme this bowl. peace

dan i jus gotta say i smoked the fuck outa that bowl. The smoke is harsh as fuck and i hit the shit outa it and it burned like a bastard but it didn't choke me up for some reason. Anyway it was sweet and my lungs are still swore... in a good kinda painful way.

Oh shit..is that LIP? LOL

geo, i was totally wondering the same thing!!!
i just totally smoked a joint with old lady's physical therapist... she went home, grabbed a joint and rode her bike back... she left baked out of her mind... LOL oh tcha and im abt a 3 on the scale.. dont worry, im still tokin watching the simpsons...

finally cleaned my 2 ft glass on glass.... took about 8-9 snaps of blueberry kush and im comfortably a 7 on the stoned scale.... cleaning a bong really makes it hit better as well as taste better....

6:16 PM: unclog bowl then starts to pack some headies

6:17 PM: I light bowl and pass to brother (who likes to smoke free weed courtesy of me), this will be repeated

6:18 PM: I still surprised this bowl is lasting this long

6:19 PM: The bowl is done.

The end. Don't you just feel the excitement? :yippee:

Right now?......sitting beside the love of my life with some music, and takin hits from the bong! and enjoying the sweet leaf!:stoned::jointsmile:

went on break about 9 minutes ago
my car is parked in the hospital parking lot
im wearing scrubs and a lab coat
i got to my ride and pack a bowl--real low pro
then i pretend to pick up something from the floor
of my car but im actually sneaking a toke.
i hold the smoke in as i lock the car
as i walk away the security guard passes right by [again]
i hold that shit and its hurtin
i nod my head and smile.just as he turns the corner i almost vomit smoke
i feel so stoned sitting here and customer service is exceptional

i am a 9 out of 10
blurry vision,cottonmouth,no thought in my head,permagrin and i smell like roadkill

Sour diesel!!!

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Originally Posted by friendowl

went on break about 9 minutes ago
my car is parked in the hospital parking lot
im wearing scrubs and a lab coat
i got to my ride and pack a bowl--real low pro
then i pretend to pick up something from the floor
of my car but im actually sneaking a toke.
i hold the smoke in as i lock the car
as i walk away the security guard passes right by [again]
i hold that shit and its hurtin
i nod my head and smile.just as he turns the corner i almost vomit smoke
i feel so stoned sitting here and customer service is exceptional

i am a 9 out of 10
blurry vision,cottonmouth,no thought in my head,permagrin and i smell like roadkill

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That shit had me rollin'..I am always picking something off the floor of my car..

Sitting on the front porch in the doorway
Just ripped the bong a couple times- smoking on some BOG Sourbubble BX3
Got the laptop on my lap and stealing wireless from someone in da hood
It's a really nice night, not cold, big bright moon, lightest breeze, crickets
This wireless sucks but I've got a lovely local blueberry ale to pass the load time
The dog is wandering around somewhere
I'm just a little high
It's nice

im about to kick back with some OG and a freshly cleaned bong... i cant wait to see the colts get smashed up on.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

Sitting on the front porch in the doorway
Just ripped the bong a couple times- smoking on some BOG Sourbubble BX3
Got the laptop on my lap and stealing wireless from someone in da hood
It's a really nice night, not cold, big bright moon, lightest breeze, crickets
This wireless sucks but I've got a lovely local blueberry ale to pass the load time
The dog is wandering around somewhere
I'm just a little high
It's nice

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Sounds very chilled...I would want to go for a hike in the woods with that weather.

im dikning bacardi gold andn smoking outta my bong.


my dads being a drunk ass now.

i would go outside...to bad everything is on fire

I just got home from work and finally got connection again today as I bought a kickass laptop this weekend. Why would a laptop need a little subwoofer in the bottom of it? That's what my manual says it is and it confuses me as it's like an 1inch round big. :p

Anyways, I just finished tokin about 10min ago, came on here, and about to pack another in a few minutes. Maybe put on some music. We'll see. :stoned:

i just smoked out of a completely broken pipe....patheticcc hahaa oh well im feeling pretty gooood