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Your sitting on the couch taking a huge rip out of your bong....watching Saturday morning cartoons when you hear a knock at the door....after spraying some febreeze and trying to air it out a little.. you open the door and guess who you see..it's Ed McMahon and you just WON 100,000,000 million dollars...your rich as hell now:jointsmile:
What are you going to do for the next few hours?
You cant cash the check cause the bank dosen't reopen till Monday.:wtf:
post #4200...that is 420X10
mumble some bitter things about Ed McMahon disturbing my wonderful Saturday morning session
invite him in for a rip call the hook-up put in a order for all the finest green for monday, after that idk chill with ed mcmahon untill i cash it to make sure it dosent bounce.
I'd tell him to come back Monday, asshole.
:jointsmile:
I'd go rent a really really nice car like a lambo or something and crash it on purpose, call up the dealership and be like "hey so I umm crashed your car, how much did that cost?... uh huh, well do you want that in cash or check? and how much for another one?... oh yeah, just so you know I did that on purpose and I think I'm gonna crash this one too, so be ready"
If i ever won that kinda money I'd probably spend it all on doing the wierd and stupid shit I've always wanted to do just because I can finally afford to, and it would bring me happiness... I'd donate a good amount to some good causes too
I'd feel very dirty at taking the money from a pioneer of the great shit trail that is wrestling.... but don't get me wrong, I'd swallow my dignity and take the money without a second thought.
Then I'd start planning how I'm going to set up my life. I'd get a really nice log home up in the mountains, and a nice home near downtown as my primary residence. I'd especially like to invest the money in a company of sorts that improves life for humanity. Maybe clean energy or medical research.
I think it would be great too to start a center at minimal cost to the customer that teaches/provides everything to improve quality of life, particularily for people in chronic pain. Tai Chi, yoga, Fitness, meditation, acupuncture/acupressure, massage therapy, chiropractors, physiotherapy, qigong, the works. Really take an approach from every angle and relieve some suffering.
Ha.. I wish I could say I would do something constructive, but Id prolly blow it all in a couple years..
the truth hurts.
I'd buy a bong on monday :jointsmile:
after that i dont even know
Start packing.
Buy my own bank, and cash it now.
Order some dominos and smoke a plethora of cannabis.
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Originally Posted by geonagual
Change Dollars to Pounds, Ed McMahon to Hillary Clinton in sexy black lingerie and the scenario would then be perfect. :thumbsup:
I could probably use some of the money to get therapy to lose the Hillary Clinton fixation I have somehow developed LOL
Cheers
NCM
I'd smoke all my weed... and arrange for the biggest bag of jack herrera EVER!!! then when i got my money id buy a farm in like colorado and build an abused animal rescue center... primarily for dogs...but ALL animals are welcome. save alot of animals from bein put down unnecessarily... have a low cost vet on the property where people who dont have much money can get care for their animals... oh yeah and my own grow- op somewhere in the back :jointsmile:....hehe
in reality... probably tell every last person i know... hell i might even call up random people from the phone book to scream i just won a hundred million....
this would be funner if you had asked what to do with the money =/ i mean what are you supposed to do? go rob someone and say "hey i just won 100 million, i'll bring back 10x as much monday, i just need some spending money NOW!"?
btw, with such a huge check, you still wouldn't get money on monday.... with shit like that, they check, double check and even tripple check that it's for real (usually it's anything above 1,000) and it usually takes days... you'd be LUCKY if you took the check in monday, and could start spending on wednesday
took 'em about 4 days to cash our nearly 10,000 from the lawsuit.
Move to amsterdam and start a grow op.
I'd max out my credit cards, with purchases and cash withdrawals.
Start packing up my house, call my realtor, rent a storage unit, find all my fishing equipment, and spend the rest of the weekend looking for that perfect 40 foot sailboat to spend the next year being a TOTAL bum.
Load another bowl... and go back to my cartoons.
I don't think i'd be able to take it in for shit.
Maybe i'd try and retrace my morning.. to remember what exactly i've been taking.
bring ed in and make sweet sweet love
I think you would probably cause him a coronary.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
I'd shit.
Right there, while shaking hands with Ed Mcmahon, I'd just be like plpppppppplop and let that shit fall right out the bottom of my drawers!....
Then, I'd have to sit (in my shit) and reload that bong till I felt reality start to slip away, and pray the check doesnt bounce cuz I'd hate to ruin a pair of pants for nuthin'!
Hmmmmm.....Then again, IS the grass, in fact, greener on the other side?
No, but the MONEY is!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronisseur
Fair enough!::thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
Ya know, I've always had a problem with the newer bills having different colors. I guess subconciously I feel like the oldschool greenbacks are worth more! IDK, I guess I'm still as 'special' as I was in high school:D
after about two hours of laughing at all the poor people
ill load up my backpack and head up into the miuntains
on monday morning ill come home and take a shower
smoke a huge bong hit then another and then go to the bank
i would start a project to create the biggest bong ever and charge people to buy an apartment in it. The rent money would pay for a constant supply of weed to be fed into the bong whenever needed. There would be a suction mechanism that is constantly feeding smoke into everyones rooms. I of course would have the super deluxe mega room at the top that has a bigger smoke tunnel allowing more smoke into my room. My room would be furnished with the finest in stoner accesories (ie. lava lamps, black lights, strobe lights, giant ass speakers, all the music i could think of... and tommy chong.)
Oh my god that would be awesome
I would send my local NORML chapter a check for 10 million dollars. I would get to work immediately lobbying to make the sticky icky legal! Do something for humanity, you know?
I would buy this website and turn it into a lawn jockey emporium extravaganza website..now wouldn't that be dope. LOL
I would pay people to pee on them.
HAHAHA thcbongman... You're a sicko.
I'd probably do that too...
I'd give a lot of it to breast cancer research and autism, a good amount to other charities, much more to decrim efforts for MMJ.
Move to my own private island, invite stoners all over the world, and have live music and lots of weed for like a month straight- I don't care if it costs me the rest, it would be fucking worth it.