It's a game..name a sexual act different than the one before..

Lets try and keep this going for awhile..now, we all know there are a ton of different sexuals acts..so just start naming them off and dont say something that has already been said. Make it as obscure as you want..I will start it off..

blowjob club sandwich

In case you didn't know it is the act of three or more girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously. :jointsmile:

The third girl and all thereafter are temporarily given names of common sandwich meats, such as ham and salami, until the blowjob is complete. :wtf:

eating tuna noodle casserole :D

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

eating tuna noodle casserole :D

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Damn, that just killed me...:D

on that note, it is tinme to get in the shower, go pick up my girls and take them shoe shopping..Peace
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Texas chili bowl... it involves chili, a telephone, and the anus.

Ok, seriously though I don't know whether you're going for those sex acts that are never actually done (aka toboggan) or ones that are (aka reverse cowgirl). The toboggan is when you are banging a chick from behind at the top of the stairs, you donkey punch her, and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.

Haha don't judge me... I didn't make it up :rastasmoke:

The Hot Carl.

Or my personal favorite, the Angry Pirate. This is when your hittin' it from behind and you pull out and spit a loogie on her back so she thinks your done. Then when she turns around to look you blow your load right in her eye. She gets up all angry running around chasing you trying to beat your ass, so you kick her in the shin. By this point she is hopping around the house on one foot covering a seamen filled eye yelling incoherent cuss words.. just like an angry pirate.

The Abraham Lincoln. You blow all over the girl's chin, then shave her pubes and sprinkle it on the jizz so she gets a beard just like Honest Abe's.

the dirty sanchez

The rodeo screw... That's when you are taking her from behind, and you tell her that her best friend is a much better lay. Then you try to hang on for eight seconds while she is trying to buck you off!

cunnilingus - am i playing this game right?

donkey style!

it's the same as doggy style, the diffrence is only people who are HUNG can qualify for offically doing it donkey style.... everyone else is just doggy style..

:eek: so all this time I been doing it donkey style :eek:

the helicopter....

it's an actual kama sutra move... but posting links would probably just get deleted :p look it up on your own if you want verification...

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The Abraham Lincoln. You blow all over the girl's chin, then shave her pubes and sprinkle it on the jizz so she gets a beard just like Honest Abe's.

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HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!1

The bodyguard is a rear-entry position with all the intensity of doggy style, with the connectivity of a side-by-side position, and with the eroticism that comes with the uniqueness of all of the standing positions.

To the next posters..it dosent all have to be the nastiest shit you can find...cause the ladies do get offended and feel degraded..so please keep that in mind..thanks

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

donkey style!

it's the same as doggy style,

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Rhinoceros style!

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Originally Posted by geonagual

To the next posters..it dosent all have to be the nastiest shit you can find...cause the ladies do get offended and feel degraded..so please keep that in mind..thanks

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Alright, sorry, I just like to pull out the Abe Lincoln as a joke once in a while.

How about Asleep style, where the girl waits until the guy is asleep and then carefully gets it on with him without waking him up?

"The Shocker"

2 in the pink, one in the stink

sorry ladies :D

paitent crane. secret local tradition.....

Anyone ever hear of pulling "The Houdini"

That's when you're doing a chick doggy style and you make like your pausing to catch your breath, but your freind comes in and replaces you not saying a word, then you run outside bang on the window outside and wave at your partner, while the freind who has replaced you yells out "Houdini!"

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this thread is hilarious mann

especially->The Tobbogan

+Rep for this thread Geo

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Anyone ever hear of pulling "The Houdini"

That's when you're doing a chick doggy style and you make like your pausing to catch your breath, but your freind comes in and replaces you not saying a word, then you run outside bang on the window outside and wave at your partner, while the freind who has replaced you yells out "Houdini!"

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My roommate says "the Crab. The girl gets up like she's doing the crabwalk on top of you."

tubesteak boogy

Involves 1 guy and 2 gals, you know the rest

the Alaskan snow dragon

thats when a chick is sucking your wanker and you bust one in her mouth then while she is swallowing cover her mouth with one hand and tickle her with your other hand so your man juice comes out her nose... this takes some practice to get right.

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The rodeo screw... That's when you are taking her from behind, and you tell her that her best friend is a much better lay. Then you try to hang on for eight seconds while she is trying to buck you off!

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LOL!!!!!!!!!

the spiderman.
when your gettin head, sling one in her eye, jump back, make a glorifying pose, and throw yourself out the window

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Originally Posted by nolanfortwenty

the spiderman.
when your gettin head, sling one in her eye, jump back, make a glorifying pose, and throw yourself out the window

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ROTFL:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

the helicopter....

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isnt that when the person giving oral circles there tounge around the tip of the penis?
doing that n jacking him off really hard always gets him to finsish pretty fast :thumbsup:

the angry pirate