Things people do while smoking that just annoys the hell out of you..

I saw a thread like this a while back, and I've never laughed so hard from this site. List as many as you want.

For me, it has to be people who know you and a buddy are going to smoke and they follow on purpose in hopes of a free smoke out. I mean c'mon, just ask you ass.:thumbsup:

One time I went to a buddy's house to buy some weed from his friend. These kid roll a blunt and walk outside because they didn't want to smoke me out. I understood. It was their weed, and they didn't know me. But, if my buddy told them why I was there, they probably would've. I went out there after a few minutes so as to not look like a mooch, and the passed it to me a couple times.

After I bought some, we were really cool. I was going to pack a bowl with my weed, but one kid said, "I got the first bowl, you can get the second." Then, another person just started packing the second, then a third. It wasn't my turn until the first bowl. We started watching TV. The guy that sold me the pot said. "I am so hiiiiiigh." It's always a good sign when a dealer says that.

I was obligated to sit there and smoke for five hours, but I would rather buy weed like that than the people that meet you in a parking lot real quick. That always sketches me out.

Putting baccy in joints pisses me off but i deal with it. I don't usually smoke with ppl that piss me off so i can't think rite now. Maybe later i'll have some ideas.

I hate it when I smoke someone out and give them the first hit, and they torch the bowl without leaving any green on top. Extra nega-points for taking too much and A) not clearing the bong and/or B) leaving the bowl to cherry, wasting my weed, while I wait for you to clear it.

Also, people who lecture on the only way to enjoy a high get my goat. You don't like that I want to get excited and do a bunch of stuff while you couchlock? Keep it to yourself, please.

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Originally Posted by LuckyG

I hate it when I smoke someone out and give them the first hit, and they torch the bowl without leaving any green on top. Extra nega-points for taking too much and A) not clearing the bong and/or B) leaving the bowl to cherry, wasting my weed, while I wait for you to clear it.

Also, people who lecture on the only way to enjoy a high get my goat. You don't like that I want to get excited and do a bunch of stuff while you couchlock? Keep it to yourself, please.

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I agree with you on everyone of these things..

When I'm packin my weed in my bowl and some dudes like...

"MONDAYS!"

Fuck that shit.

when i first started smoking which was a lonnnggg time ago, i used to hate it when people would give me a lecture on how to hit the piece.

What does

"MONDAYS!"

Mean??

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Originally Posted by Skrappie

What does

"MONDAYS!"

Mean??

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Similar to calling "greens" or "backdoor" or being the first one to hit the pipe...

Ppl. that canoe / run a joint and don't fix it = waste not / want not . :(

Ppl. that blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , and blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah in the middle of a doobie . S.T.F.U and pass that thing . ;)

Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

People who get rowdy is an annoying one for me. I smoke to relax. Not to sit around and watch people wrestle each other in my living room like a wrestling ring of somesorts.

Another one for me is people who talk talk and talk. I like having conversations and debates while high, but not when someone just goes on and on about shit I don't care about.

A main one for me is when someone tells their whole life sotry while the joint is burning away. Smoke, then talk. Not, talk talk talk, while the joint burns away. Shut the hell up and give me the damn joint.

That's about all I suppose. :)

i hate when im with people who say they wanna keep smoking so i continue to pack bowls that they only want one hit of. I mean id rather save some of my stash than smoke 4 bowls by myself in a group of like 5.

I also kinda hate when people say 'it's cashed' after two seconds and want me to pack again even though there is clearly a lot of weed left that i end up smoking myself.

but dont get me wrong, i dont HATE it when i end up getting more for myself, just when i am being generous enough to share my supply with friends and they decide to get picky.

that bowl isnt done till the smoke tastes like Shit... hahaha dude i was at a part of a friends and rolled a hooter cuz its what i do.. and these britney clones come up and r like ooh i wanna hit.. so i pass thinkin ya kno, puff, puff, pass right? well the bitch started goin into one of those rants where every other word is like, umm, an ya know? well she was sitting there yakkin away with her dumb ass other britney clone friends and wouldnt pass that Shi.. some people tried to take it, but she kept sayin hold on and took another hit and kept talkin... well let just say that when i noticed the same bitch holding it, i ripped her a new one dude.. u dont bogart the weed like that unless its ur doobie... another is when ppl fill up the bong and then take pussy hits... or if they toke the bowl a few times b4 inhaling.. thats a waste of perfectly good weed smoke.. or if ur smokin dro, common courtesy is to hit one side of the bowl so the most ppl can get green hits.. greedy bastards torch the entire top of the bowl.. or when ppl complain of the joint bein too small or burning their fingers.. grow a set already.. whats wrong with a lil heat on ur fingers.... how else do these ppl think the weed smokers callus get on ur fingers?

all my friends ever wanna smoke is blunts in seattle i cant take blunts blunts blunts i need peice joints blunts

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Originally Posted by Hilder420

that bowl isnt done till the smoke tastes like Shit... hahaha dude i was at a part of a friends and rolled a hooter cuz its what i do.. and these britney clones come up and r like ooh i wanna hit.. so i pass thinkin ya kno, puff, puff, pass right? well the bitch started goin into one of those rants where every other word is like, umm, an ya know? well she was sitting there yakkin away with her dumb ass other britney clone friends and wouldnt pass that Shi.. some people tried to take it, but she kept sayin hold on and took another hit and kept talkin... well let just say that when i noticed the same bitch holding it, i ripped her a new one dude.. u dont bogart the weed like that unless its ur doobie... another is when ppl fill up the bong and then take pussy hits... or if they toke the bowl a few times b4 inhaling.. thats a waste of perfectly good weed smoke.. or if ur smokin dro, common courtesy is to hit one side of the bowl so the most ppl can get green hits.. greedy bastards torch the entire top of the bowl.. or when ppl complain of the joint bein too small or burning their fingers.. grow a set already.. whats wrong with a lil heat on ur fingers.... how else do these ppl think the weed smokers callus get on ur fingers?

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It's called a "cherried" bowl. The object is to torch the bowl, keeping it burning without a lighter or as I like to call it, "blitz-toking."

Joints/blunts:

People who take an extra toke.
People who wet the roach with their saliva.
People who hold the joint/blunt too long without hitting it. Joints/blunts are already wasteful, why waste it even more?

Bowls:

Torching the whole bowl. I mean come on, leave some green for me.

When someone takes forever to take a hit. They just sit there talking for like 5 minutes between their two hits. I'm like WTF... just take a fuckin hit, then talk.

When someone calls the weed "dro."

When people barge in on your smoking circle and expect to get some weed without even asking..

Yeah I shoulda cleared that up, mondays is when you get greens or the first hit.

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Originally Posted by mfqr

When someone takes forever to take a hit. They just sit there talking for like 5 minutes between their two hits. I'm like WTF... just take a fuckin hit, then talk.

When someone calls the weed "dro."

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Yeah for real, fuckin' "dro". I never buy/smoke weed if someone calls is "dro".

Even worse, my dumbass friend comes in with a sack of mids he payed 80 bucks for, Im like:
"What the fuck, *****? EIGHTY BUCKS FOR MIDS?"
He's like,
"Nah man, its straight. This is baby dro"
Baby Dro FTW

when im suppling, i hate it when sumone says its cashed but its really not

but its good when its sumone elses shit and sumone says its done but its really not, so i finished it off

...people who get hyper when they smoke seem to piss me off. I just like to chill when I'm lit.

I hate the people who can bring down any high by sweating the small stuff or arent willing to do anything, or would rather just sit there with the room dead silent doing nothing, but the thing i hate the most is that friend that you always smoke up and when he finally does get some weed he loads small bowls and only one or two of them then looks at you like your a dick when you suggest smoking more or inviting someone.

oh the worst of all is people who wont admit there high or stoned. your not smoking to see how good you are at lieing, your smoking to get stoned so enjoy it

i hate people who run their mouths the entire time. don't get me wrong, i don't stay silent myself, but i dont talk more than i normally do while blazed, especially about stupid shit. but the thing that annoys me the most is how my friend always tells us to chill out if we cough or have trouble with a crappy lighter. we're not freakin out man - you are! :smokin:

LOL yeah theres this girl that smokes/sells and she always takes a hit and then starts babbling for a good minute or two. repeat process once or twice. alot of people who dont know her think shes a fat tweaker but she just burns thats the way it is...

back north when i was like 18 19 i smoked w/all the neighbohood kids. they were 14 15 16. we knew each other for years. alot of times smoking out with them basiclly consisted them calling each other fags and making a fat mess w/cinnastix and dominos.

dude i think its funny!:D

i mean there is always going to be people that test your patience. i think we should be nice to all the dick head smokers out there. think about how many people actually want to be around them just for their company. thats my new thing im tryin to be nice to everything. kill 'em w/kindness:thumbsup:



DONNY:stoned:

When people cut you off in the middle of a story that your telling...and then you forget what you were saying.

Worst aprt is you knew it was really funny and you really wanted to tell it but now you forgot it cause some asshole interupted you.

Grrrr

I hate it when people touch my weed. Like when they want to load MY weed into MY bowl or bong without me saying they can. Or if they grab my baggie. Don't touch my shit!

When people wanna go running, football i'll make an exception for. I just prefer to chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

#5 - Buzzards/Tightwads. Share yours, and I'll share mine.
#4 - Butane addicts. If the bowl is lit, you don't need a lighter.
#3 - Idiots banging my glass on the ashtray.
#2 - Irresponsible jerks who use pot as an excuse for their stupidity.
#1 - No0obs who 'act' stoned after they smoke weed.
"Dude!" Life is not a cheech & chong movie.

" 'dude' life is not a cheech and chong movie.

well mine is halfbaked/. except for samson and the cross bow.


DONNY:stoned:

When im with my friend and some other people i dont know and i roll a blunt and some random kid yells out tuesday!!...ill be like hell no he gets it after me you got it next week

When we're smoking my weed, and the other person's good on it, and they get all impatient when I wanna keep smoking.

whats with the day of the week bullshit
go clockwise starting with whos packing it and no holding hands hahaha

stay high:smokebong:

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Originally Posted by Neviar

the thing that annoys me the most is how my friend always tells us to chill out if we cough or have trouble with a crappy lighter. we're not freakin out man - you are! :smokin:

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Oh man, for a long time my roommate kept doing his Tourette's Guy impersonation and yelling at me to "CALM DOWN" whenever I was high. That got fuckin' annoying.

there's this one girl that ALWAYS wants to smoke with me. i'll be hanging around a couple of my friends and she'll always ask, "when are we gonna go toke up? where are we going to do it?"

i just hate it when people ask when you're going to smoke a lot. like every minute. i keep telling her to just relax and chill, we'll smoke when the time is right.

oh. and people who blow smoke right in your face. i just think it's rude especially when you don't want to smell like weed for a good hour afterwards.

People that become annoying when blazed and act like idiots. Those are the ones who have to be baby sat after and who always get wierd looks from people because they just act so fucking stupid. Sometimes they talk really fast about the DUMBEST shit on and on and just can't have an intelligent conversation while high. I don't know about you guys, but weed defenetly does not make me dumb and annoying. I guess it might have something to do with the childish mentality of those people even when sober (it just amplifies when they are high). I avoid smoking bud with those people at all costs.

Anybody else know the people I'm talking about here?

I know what you're talking about. They can totally ruin your high. But then again most tokers around here are fucking idiots. I'm proud to say I blaze and i'm top 10 of my class.

theres one kid that hangs with us while we blaze...and he always says he hears cops...its so fucking annoying, his mom just died tho so i dont wanna say shit

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Originally Posted by biohazard

People that become annoying when blazed and act like idiots. Those are the ones who have to be baby sat after and who always get wierd looks from people because they just act so fucking stupid. Sometimes they talk really fast about the DUMBEST shit on and on and just can't have an intelligent conversation while high. I don't know about you guys, but weed defenetly does not make me dumb and annoying. I guess it might have something to do with the childish mentality of those people even when sober (it just amplifies when they are high). I avoid smoking bud with those people at all costs.

Anybody else know the people I'm talking about here?

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Those are the same 'bad actors' that I was talking about.
You are NOT Jeff Spicoli!