The Ultimate FLY HUTTER<

KK so one FINE summer day, I was sitting with my ultimate herd of STONY PONIES! We were blazed....like fucked out of our minds. We were just chillin outside in his garage, where we always smoke, this garage had everything ping pong, fridge, tv, couch, Bong...it was a magical place :jointsmile:. it was a hot day so there was some flys mobbing around. and by the couch sits a table, which has anyones name who has blazed there scribed on the top (mine was the coolest). A normal occurance occured (lol), when a fly landed on the table in front of us, so i tried to swat it, but missed TERRIBLY! flys are fast as hell! but the fly landed right where it was the last time. SO Andrew, gets up and there is a light directly over this table that hangs down from the ceiling. So andrew takes out his knife, opens it and holds the bottom of it so if he were to drop it, it would impale the hard wood that awaits below. He slowly, athleticly, carefully positions the knife so the shadow from the light was over the fly. A silent moment on earth when no sounds or movement happend..THEN he drops it. It was like slow motion the whole time. the knife slowly falls it doesnt tumble or spin or flip, just a striaght perfect dive. Plick (thats the sound we agreed was made when the knife hit). Then a couple seconds pass, and we realize it!!!!!!!!! as the knife stands there perfectly straight up with the tip barried in the table top, at the bottom sits the fly. but he isnt trying to chill, he is trying to fly away. THE KNIFE IMPAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS, leaving his wings free to buzz as fast as possible to fly away. We stared for LITERALLY 30 minutes before someone made a sound. It was like SANDLOT "its an omen". All i could say was " i am soo fucking high, thats not real" and kept repeating "OH MY GOD" it was the most phonomenol thing i have ever witnessed! the real question is what are the fucking odds! HOW, WHAT, WHERE, WHY! 1 out of 100000000000 hit! i still laugh hysterically till this day about it! So CANNABIS COMMUNITY, let me here your stories! you may have told them before but NO story should be only told once! (try to beat mine, and DONT make shit up...please).

:bigsmoke: -STAY LIT, STAY AMAZING!

Fuck a knife, i got chopsticks any day.
DANIELSAN!

Wow.
Okay, so last night I'm chillin at the crib, my friend had just left, and I was baked off my butt. I'd picked up the kitchen and fed the dog, poured myself a glass of water and went into the living room to just chill on the sofa and I thought, shit, I should call Chronisseur. So I call him, and he picks up and says, "Hey that was quick!" and I'm like, "what was quick?" He's like, "I just called but it went straight to voicemail, did you get my message?" and RIGHT as he's saying that, as if it had been cued, the voicemail alert on my phone beeps.
He had managed to call at the only precise moment when the phone would neither ring, nor go through to call waiting- and I was calling HIM, not anyone else, at that moment.
FREEKY.

Once upon a night.. last night actually.. my blazed ass decided it wanted some cereals. Now when my ass wants some cereals, it's usually a pretty fat bowl of cereals, ya know? But when my bllazzeedd ass wants some cereals, it's like trying to fit 10 people in a 5 seater car. I poured cereals in the bowl until cereals overflowed the bowl. Then I added about a half gallon of milk in there just cuz I like it so damn much. After cleaning my huge mess, I was now ready to face the biggest challenge of my life: walking to my room without spilling ANYTHING. I had an excellent plan. I was to walk like a ninja using the balance of my body and the lights to keep every single cereal in the bowl.

So the mission started... I made it almost halfway through the house successfully when all of a sudden, the fucking power goes out! So I'm standing there in this awkward position in total darkness, not even remembering where the fuck I was in the house. So I waited a little bit, thinking.. "oh the power will come back eventually! soon!" ..... well about 7 or 8 mins later, the power is still out and I'm still chillin in the same damned spot. Now I start to panic, "SHIT! The cereals will be very soft by the time I make it there, this can't happen!".

Therefore I go for it. and step on a fucking dog toy. and spill every single piece of cereal and every drop of milk on the carpet, in total darkness. I had to go grab a candle and clean it out. Took me like 15 mins! Then I grabbed the box of cereals and the milk and brought it all in my room. I then enjoyed about 4 fat bowls of cereals.

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What up Main,hope u been good, e-mail me bra. Yeah.................

If I told many stories here I would be in jail or sumthin simular.....haha

but it sounds like your friend just tapped the zone and caught the fly like a good grass hopper..................have you tried to do it afterwards..........that was a nice shot indeed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO! ("oh no" is the phrase i repeat over and over when i am REALLY REALLY high) that shit is funny! not as spactacular, only cause taht could kinda happen to anyone, but they way you tell the story is PRICELESS!! i like your style!

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Originally Posted by MadSativa

What up Main,hope u been good, e-mail me bra. Yeah.................

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What up BRAH!, for some reason, by judgement of your post, i get the distinct feeilng you think you know me!?!!?! Do I? or did you just correctly judge right taht i am one cool mother fucker, and wanted to talk! Hit me back!

Wow, I just laughed the entire time I read Canadank's post. I mean, I started laughing before it even got funny. It was ridiculous.

Anywho, I've got a good one. So I've smoked with my buddy Jon like over 20 times and he's never got high. One fine afternoon we got up and decided to take a trip to Will's place. We were with a friend name Brodi, and we decided to roll a joint for the ride. Brodi starts rolling, and all of a sudden my dad knocks on the door. All I can think is "shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. He snuck in that bastard!" So we hide it real quick, my dad opens the door and all of our hearts are racing. He just gives us a weird look, asks if we're ok, and walks out. Haha. So we leave in Jon's car, and ask Brodi where we should smoke. He replies, "I have a great place!" So we go to this great place, which ended up being a huge white trash trailer park. But I didn't argue, we smoked. Jon gets fucking blaaaaazed. Bad. First time. And he's driving! Haha, it was fun. The drive to Will's alone was an adventure. About a 30 min drive. Anywho, so we get to Will's and roll up 2 blunts. Pass the blunts, get really fucked up, and decide to go to McDonalds. After finishing our double cheeseburgers, snack wraps, and fries while giggling and not saying a damn thing. Just laughing at each other trying to eat while laugh. It was hilarious. When we leave, Jon sees a Taco Bell across the street, so we hit it up. After devouring a few tacos, we head back home. On the way home, I had a taco leftover so I started to think what I could do with it. So after a few mins of deep thought, (keep in mind it's night) I put some beef under me and in the floor. About a min later I look over at Jon and the dialogue went like

"Oh shit, pull over dude."
"What?"
"Just pull over dude."
"What?? (he's getting nervous)"
"JUST PULL THE FUCK OVER"
"WHATS WRONG"
"..I just shit all over myself"
"WHAT HTE FUCKK!?!"

At the same time, Brodi is bouncing around in the back seat making Donnie noises like from the Wild Thornberrys. He was tripping my ass out. But anyway, Jon's like "Dude you're cleaning that up." I burst out into laughter and call him an idiot in 15 different ways for about 5 minutes. And that was our night.

OMG all it took for me was '"my blazed ass decided it wanted some cereals. Now when my ass wants some cereals, it's usually a pretty fat bowl of cereals, ya know?"

Hahaha glad you guys had a laugh over my misfortune.... :thumbsup:
Really though I'm cracking up just thinking about it too. The funniest part to me was when I was standing still waiting for the power to come back... so ridiculous haha
I was laughing the whole time I was cleaning too!

The fly story had me bust a nut, huh I mean bust a laugh also!
I could see this thread becoming one of the funniest on these boards :D

I shall share more stories later!

Your cereal story was more of a Comedic approach, i guess in the end mine was a visual, you had to be there to be amazed! but i have plenty! PLENTY and will share another SOON!

set the mood for those who snowboard :thumbsup:
Bluebird day, Week day (not very many people), 6'' of the fluffiest freshies you can find! good bud, the BEST of friends, SEASON PASSES, terrain park insaneness, and ofcourse the mountain(located in Mt Hood, Oregon! Mt. Hood Meadows to be exact). Just got off the mountain of a full day of shredding, we all have been boarding for like 3 years so we have some skillz. end of the day, it was one of the days where you didnt want to leave but the lifts were closing, and hiking isnt an option. So we board down ALL the way down to the parking lot. the last run is always the funnest, acitivities like, butters, 180's, tree runs and boarding through cars in the lot take place. we get to the care get our shit off, and start loading up! the trunk can only hold one board, so the driver gets honors (JUSTIN- who now lives and works there) so me and cris had to put ours up on the rack. I had a brand new Tech Nine fantasy (MFM favorite boarder, so i have to represent) and cris with the day old Burton dominate with snake skin print DOPENESS!!!!! NOW this board rack is OLD barely even fits the car, MAD SKETCHY!!! we get going down the road getting more and more and more baked. there is still a little light to be seen! when BOBOMOBOMBOBMOB!! the fucking rack breaks off and we turn around and see our brand new boards skidding accross the road cris's gets RAN OVER!!! fucking all shit up! it was tough to watch, and tough to deal with, we both got a dub sack out of it! :jointsmile: the shitty thing is we stood there for hours going this whole setup is mass sketchy maybe we should mob them in the car. but justin didnt want to and promised a safe trip for our boards. Ironically he was wrong and ended up driving with to FUCKED up boards in between him and the shifter!! hahaha tisk tisk tisk

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