beginners guide:please contribute

Contribute your smoking/growing/anything else tips!

when i first discovered weed, it could sometimes be frustrating because there was alot of things that i did/didnt know and wanted to know. i learned about alot of shit that you shouldnt do by doing it, and only learned about some of the smarter tips after i had really gotten into smoking. when i was curious, i checked some sites, but that never really helped. my freind just started smoking and i felt it was my duty to help him out, and i did. but i then had the idea that maybe i should make a book or site that has all the info/tips that are needed and help contribute to a good time, cause thats what matteres. i have my fair share of knowledge, but i also want to see what other smokers know and it would help if anyone out there could contribute tips / information. help the future potheads!
thanx

tobacco from fags is better in joints than rolling baccy as its dryer

the flint from clipper lighters is good for packin down joints

i cant really tell u some "tips" or whatever sorry. for me, i think the best way is to learn with the experience. i smoke till 3 years or so now, and i learned a lot about weed and drugs and whatever. the best is, i think, to learn with the time. likw how rolling a nice joint, how making nice water bong or ice bong, how to smoke the best to be the more stoned, etc...etc... but heres a nice tips every smoker should know: hashisch RULES!!!! lol. yes hash doesnt make u vedge, u know like 1 hour after smoking weed u become tired and everything.. well hash doesnt do this and doesnt turns your eyes red. damn and the taste is so good..
anyways good luck with your site or book

peace

oh yeah and i forgot, tobacco mixed with weed in joint sucks!! (well thats my opinion) :rolleyes:

-smoke with as many kinds of people as possible, you'll meet some great human beings

-don't get burnt out on weed, if you feel it getting boring or you need it too bad, take a break and get it out of your system

-when dealing with people and society try and be smart, polite and not a jack ass. don't give stoners and the plant a bad name, too many people do that already.

-just have fun! weed can be so much more than just fun, but it doesn't have to be.


hope those wern't too weird of suggestions...

1.drinking coffee after smoking is great;
2.don't act like a fool, when first times your smoking, just stay cool
3.do not paranoid, try to be with good friends;
4.listen to good music;
5.have lots of food!!;
6.smoking before bed is relaxing and fun, but can become a bad routine;
7.try different ways of smoking( joints, bowls, lung, water bong);
8.try to be social when high; some people just sit there and don't talk(that sucks);
9.try to find a great dealer with no chemical weed to appreciate the good taste your buds;
10.have fun!!

thats kind of all tips i found for the moment. gOoD lUcK!!

mellow mOoD

Have a section about the do's and dont's of dealing and buying, like weighing out the bag before you buy, stay away from school if possible and all that stuff.

how to make your own bong/pipe FAQ

How to make cannabutter and special brownies

and i think its important to have a link to erowid.org for all other drug questions.

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT exhale or cough into the bong.

New too town don't know anybody w/ weed can anybody help

Smoking at home:

1) turn shower on as hot as possible
2) cover bottom of door w/ towel
3) close any ceiling vent(s)
4) when steam starts up turn on the fan
5) toke up and blow in shower
6) clean up when done and let shower stay on for a few more minutes
then turn it off.
7) put shit away...
8) enjoy the bathroom that doesnt smell like weed for some miraculous reason

Don't fuck up the rotation, the spliff always goes left. Don't duck-arse the joint(slobbering on the roach, no-one likes that). Don't say "next on that" or "second toke" or anything like that, real tokers know the spliff arrives when it arrives, asking for a toke just marks you as a new toker. Don't fuck up the rotation, spliff always goes left. Don't let the spliff go out, if you aint smoking pass it. Don't pass it straight to your mate. don't fuck up the rotation, spliffs go left. Unless you skin up with someone else's weed, in which case you get first toke & pass it to them, other than that it goes left, don't fuck up the rotation. Bloke who hasn't supplied herb has to make tea and go for munchies & if it happens too often gets called gimp & locked in a cupboard. Don't bogart the spliff. And if you pass me a roach with a coupla tokes left on it you'll get asked if you're having a turkish before being requested to roll another one.

The roller of the joints lits it
The owner of the weed is second...
Don't fuck the rotation after these 2 rulez
:D

thanx everyone for replying, but im afraid im gonnna need some more feedback to make this book possible. thanx everyone.
sirsmokesalot

"only three things in life that i need:money safe sex and a whole lotta weed"

This ones possibly only for the girls but hey who knows...
I make loads of fresh juices early in the day; orange & raspberry / apple & carrot / mango & pineapple - it's way too much like hard work when you're stoned. I would eat the kitchen when out of it so I gotta plan ahead. Icey cold homemade juice is fantastic when you're high and you can still fit your clothes when your stash is smoked!

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Originally Posted by Boojum

Don't fuck up the rotation, the spliff always goes left. Don't duck-arse the joint(slobbering on the roach, no-one likes that). Don't say "next on that" or "second toke" or anything like that, real tokers know the spliff arrives when it arrives, asking for a toke just marks you as a new toker. Don't fuck up the rotation, spliff always goes left. Don't let the spliff go out, if you aint smoking pass it. Don't pass it straight to your mate. don't fuck up the rotation, spliffs go left. Unless you skin up with someone else's weed, in which case you get first toke & pass it to them, other than that it goes left, don't fuck up the rotation. Bloke who hasn't supplied herb has to make tea and go for munchies & if it happens too often gets called gimp & locked in a cupboard. Don't bogart the spliff. And if you pass me a roach with a coupla tokes left on it you'll get asked if you're having a turkish before being requested to roll another one.

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you tell'em and i hate it when they hotbox the damn thing :mad:

what about buckets, see that evry one came up with bongs pipes J's. dont forget the buckets heheheh :)

- if someone smokes you out, try to return the favor

- if you are a beginner dont drink alcohol if you are totally blazed

- when you start feeling like taking a nap, drink sugared up coffee

- dont go around talking how high you are or how much weed you smoke... it just makes you look like a dumbass

- also dont go telling everyone who your dealer is, you can get royally fucked that way

- get your own stash, no one likes the kid who is always smokin other peoples herb

Alright man, this is ALL you need to know my friend.....

Stay true and stay real my man.

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Originally Posted by Boojum

Don't fuck up the rotation, the spliff always goes left. Don't duck-arse the joint(slobbering on the roach, no-one likes that). Don't say "next on that" or "second toke" or anything like that, real tokers know the spliff arrives when it arrives, asking for a toke just marks you as a new toker. Don't fuck up the rotation, spliff always goes left. Don't let the spliff go out, if you aint smoking pass it. Don't pass it straight to your mate. don't fuck up the rotation, spliffs go left. Unless you skin up with someone else's weed, in which case you get first toke & pass it to them, other than that it goes left, don't fuck up the rotation. Bloke who hasn't supplied herb has to make tea and go for munchies & if it happens too often gets called gimp & locked in a cupboard. Don't bogart the spliff. And if you pass me a roach with a coupla tokes left on it you'll get asked if you're having a turkish before being requested to roll another one.

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LOL I never relized it till now.....the whole dont ask for first hit thing. I dont think I ever done that or ever relized it, its more of a second nature to me now, lol. talk about your..."omg" moments. heh this is briging up memories.

BUH DUH DUH DAAAAH!! i always loved trumpets. anyeways guys i just wannted 2 say how much i love all of you.

Don't play games like capital cities or other variations on joint passing games. It's just not a mellow way to smoke.

If you want to get wreked and you can't roll very well yet, buy 1 havanan cigar, empty out the tabbaco, place a roach in the end, grind up your weed, destalk it, and slowly fill the cigar, pack the cigaur down, ther should be about 1/16 in this blunt by now, place cigar in mouth, light, toke, exhale, breathe out, repeat, take a clean breath in between tokes or else you will whighty, pass to the left after 6-10 tokes, this will get around about 7 people at least a dozen times. ;)

Boojum,that was really helpful even though I have been smoking a while I still need to learn stoner manners.I don't ask for a joint but if someone just tokes and tokes I politely say "have you been working with glue?It looks like you have some on your fingers" especially if i'm rolling 2 to their 1.

Those were some very nice tips from everyone,
If you need any help on getting free webspace or designing a website ill be more than happy to help ... I to was thinking of starting something like that but not with just marijuana, I was gonna talk about cocaine, meth, and ways of smoking rocks n shit like that. I do agree it would be nice having someone starting a website with reviews on how to smoke it and grow it and so on and all the good and bad tips, but its up to you, so i guess we'll just see what you come up with :p

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Originally Posted by StyleZ

Those were some very nice tips from everyone,
If you need any help on getting free webspace or designing a website ill be more than happy to help ... I to was thinking of starting something like that but not with just marijuana, I was gonna talk about cocaine, meth, and ways of smoking rocks n shit like that. I do agree it would be nice having someone starting a website with reviews on how to smoke it and grow it and so on and all the good and bad tips, but its up to you, so i guess we'll just see what you come up with :p

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yea man that sounds good. i just want to spread the love when it comes to smokin and gettin a site would b nice. i dono if i can afford one, but w/e. thanx to everyone who has added thier tips, and thanx to people who are going 2 add them in the future. peace

ps: for the people contributing out there, i think it would be nice to include a bong faq and like instructions on making them, so if you have any tips or even stories that would b sweet.
thanx.
sirsmokesalot

smoking someone should almost guaruntee them smoking you back. it's a courtesy thing. i dont ask people to throw down when they wanna get down on a blunt usually unless i dont know them or prolly wont see them again. weed is meant to be shared, so share it. dont be stingy, no one likes a stingy stoner. puff puff pass is what we do around here unless you got different rules, but puff puff pass seems fairly universal. as for bongs: packer goes first, owner second then rotate to the left. not much else to say except smoke on brothers. keep it real

okay, here are some things i see from rookies and shit.

1. dont try to roll ANYTHING until you have observed several professionals rolling, even then try it by yourself the first couple times to see if you know what your doing. ive seen kids try to roll joints that are just down right ugly and embarrassing. so dont do this to yourself

2. DO NOT cough or blow into bong, bowl, etc. for if you blow out the bowl you will recieve a punch from the whole bunch.

3. pass it to tha left mutha fuckers! packer will hit first, if not offer to someone else. owner of bowl, weed, etc. goes second if desired.

4. DONT SLOBBER. if you get spit all over the shit wipe it off. but if its a blunt or joint you will be exposed! lol

5. Try not to bug out and get paranoid. it happens to everyone. "i think i just saw an undercover cop!" most likely this is some bullshit!!! just be careful and you dont got nuthin to worry about. gain experience and confidence b4 enjoying the herb in public.

6. Always try to have some bud everyonce in a while. even just one bowl will most likely be appreciated. its not too polite to be a scavenger, and if you are, when you do get weed pack a lil more than a skimpy ass bowl pack. you gotta go all out and support the buds that have smoked with you all this time, ya know?
im always being smoked up hence whenever i get a lil bud i smoke the whole nigga ass bag that i got right the fuck up.

7. DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT beat out the bowl if it is not your weed or bowl!!! even if it looks like there is none you should ask if someone wants to try and get another hit out of it. this really peeves me. i think the last big hit has the thick smoke, it tastes a bit like resin, but dood it knocks your dick in the dirt.

i think i covered the greatest deal of common errors in smoke ettiquette. there was this website link around here that was a whole site for beginners and covered everything from blunt types of papers and ghetto bongs and bowl and how to pick out seeds??? i didnt get that one you must be a fuckin retard if you dont know how to get out all the seeds... lol

peace

Hot knifes are nice to,,get you wasted in no time loads of smoke loads of buzz


Peace

Okay, I might as well chip in.

1. Don't be stingy.
Let other people use your weed and if u rock up at a session without some weed (for what ever reason), make damn sure that u have plenty by the next one. I'm sorry if this offends anyone but I, personaly, am sick of people who come to a designated session without weed every time.

2. Don't be stingy.
If, for what ever reason, u can't get hold of weed for a session, bring extra munchies.

3. Be sanitary.
Don't wrap your lips around the bong.
Don't exhale into the bong.

4. Be social, chilled and relaxed.
Grab any chance u can to toke up with other people. You will be very surprised at how much fun it can be to smoke with someone who you have never smoked with before.

You would think that most of this would be common sense but you would be surprised at how many people defy them.

Puff Puff Pass

Learn smoking etiquette,learn how to light it properly so you dont fry the bowl the first hit,dont drop the pipe dude!,learn what the proper weights are and know what the prices should be so you dont get scammed by some lamer.oh yeah smoke these :smokebong:


If you really intend to get into this.buy yourself a quality grinder such as a chromium crusher for example,and learn how to properly pack the bowl. Take care of your pieces,keep em relatively clean and have a case for each one. You may also wanna do something like myself and others do and collect glass pieces.
Its a fun hobby. and most of all read the forums here on Cannabis.com