QUICK FIX RULES...so does this board!!!

I can't stress enough how much doing your research pays off!!! Finding this board was a product of that research and it paid off in a BIG WAY!!!! Thanks to all - I PASSED!!!!!!!

As promised, here is EXACTLY what I did:

1) bought Quick Fix at my local head shop - $31, but it can be found cheaper online.

2) bought tighty whities - I've always been a boxer man.

3) nuked the QF for 10 seconds (I have a full size microwave and times may vary slightly)

4) observed that it remained at over 100 degrees for about 5 - 7minutes.

5) also observed that the sample remained 90 degrees or higher at room temp (approx 82 degrees) for 40 minutes with no heating or insulating.

6) once at 100 degrees EXACTLY (5 minutes after removal) I crotched my sample wearing TWO pairs of the tighty whities.

7) observed that the sample then stayed at between 96 - 98 degrees for over one hour (approx 1 hour 20 minutes). I'm a small guy (5'9" and about 145) so you "larger" folks my be able to keep it warmer longer.

8) testing complete for time and temp - repeated test twice for varification - varified!


TEST DAY (Friday the 21st):

1) placed Quick Fix in nuker for 10 seconds.

2) waited 5 minutes until sample at 100.

3) crotched.

4) left for testing facility within 2 minutes.

5) arrived at test facility wearing jeans with COLLARED shirt (don't look like a dirt bag - it just gives them a reason to be on alert).

6) stated I had never taken a urine test before (total bullshit) and asked questions about how it worked and how long it would be before my prosective employer got results as I was anxious to start my new job. Play the part of ignorance - it helps them lower their gaurd if they think they have a virgin. I also stated I was on ANTIBIOTICS (these DO NOT show up in urine tests although some can produce "false positives for opiates), and that I wanted to make sure that was OK. Again, playing the part of ignorance. Act confident as if you have nothing to hide, just ignorant to the testing procedures.

7) i waited for about 15 minutes before being called to test. Total time since microwaving sample = 30 - 35 minutes.

8) followed their rules of emtying pockets - refusing to follow ANY rules WILL screw you up!!!!

9) once in CLOSED restroom uncrotched sample and checked temp. Sample was starting to cool from 98 to 96 degrees.

10) lifted toilet seat for effect, unzipped zipper for effect, counted to 45, poured sample into cup, zipped up, IMMEDIATELY opened door and gave sample to collector. Total time in restroom = 2 minutes - don't over rush, its a dead give away!!

11) I kept my eye on the temp strip as she filled out paperwork - temp was sitting right at 94 degrees as collector indicated on paperwork.

12) signed my shit, got the stuff out ot of the little locker, got my ID, and left!!!!

13) (Monday the 24th) talked to my no longer PROSPECTIVE employer, but now my DEFINATE employer. All set to start Wednesday!!!!!!!!

14 - uncompleted) get more Quick Fix in case of a random!!!!

SUB, SUB, and SUB - those are the 3 methods I'll use from now on!!! Try diluting if you want, but you'll worry instead of enjoying your remaining time off - if you even pass. I was scared as hell until reading and practicing, practicing, practicing!!! After a couple of test runs my nerves had settled and it was the easiest thing I had ever done. If you can use a microwave, tell time, and pour a glass of water you CAN sub without screwing it up!!!! PRACTICE!!!!!!!!

Again, thanks to all for the helpful info!!! :thumbsup:

hey! I just did this too! I havnt heard anything yet but I'm confident that since my sample was accepted that I'm good to go! It was my first time subbing too!!

I will always use quick fix!

that's a pretty encouraging experiment and sounds like it can be repeated pretty fool proof. good work

Stay high

Congrats guys.

Quick Fix is an amazing product, and the only thing I rely on for pre-employment tests.

It is the bees knees. :) Definitely got me out a jam once.
Congrats on the job.

Why down a bunch of salty Gatorade if you don't have to? :jointsmile:

Sounds like we're selling quickfix don't it?
We're not its just an excellent tool to fight the ridiculous drug cops.

I swear, no other product makes you want to stick your finger up to the man than quick fix..

Congrats and it sure is nice too see someone do there homework...:thumbsup:

I just found out I passed too!! YAY for QUICK FIX and Cannabis.com! I found out about it through this forum too.

god bless the internet

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Originally Posted by mauichick

I just found out I passed too!! YAY for QUICK FIX and Cannabis.com! I found out about it through this forum too.
god bless the internet

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Congrats....:thumbsup:

it only worked because it replaced your own urine ... if you have an 'observed' test, you're screwed ... if it's not observed, just use a straight person's piss, why spend the $30 ?? :wtf:

Thanks Captain Obvious!!!!

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Originally Posted by the image reaper

it only worked because it replaced your own urine ... if you have an 'observed' test, you're screwed ... if it's not observed, just use a straight person's piss, why spend the $30 ?? :wtf:

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You're still not screwed.You can pickup the whizinator.Works for men and women don't need it.

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Originally Posted by the image reaper

it only worked because it replaced your own urine ... if you have an 'observed' test, you're screwed ... if it's not observed, just use a straight person's piss, why spend the $30 ?? :wtf:

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okay, seriously? you spend the 30 because you can reheat it over and over again without it growing bacteria, you don't have to store it in the fridge or freezer like real pee, and if you are going to be observed there is the wizzinator and several other devices. and if you are getting a random, you don't always get that chance to go ask someone to pee in a bottle for you.

QF is a great product to have around if you don't know when that next test is going to come. :cursing:

btw-i am pms'ing so sorry if i sound cranky!