a small bit of help please

hey every1
im just after a bit of advise from you guys if you dont mind....:)
im applying for a job and SUCK at filling out the bits about yourself. I was just wondering what i could write to sell myself?
This is what they have said...
"Please tell us a little bit more about how your skills and experience will benefit the team."

I know this might be a bit hard for you to answer for me because you have no idea who i am but any help about what type of thing i should write would be greatly appreciated
Thank Guys :)

tell them you are a good team worker. tell them you are a leader. tell them you are a hard worker. tell them that you are also smarter than them, just to get that out of the way.

lmfao cheers dude :):)

Eager, hard working, good timekeeper, great in a team but are more than capable of working alone, willing to learn new skills.

All the usual bollocks that everybody puts. :D

I would say that i will bring to the team years of life skill and experience i am a proven team player who can motivate themself to work on thier own just as well and will bring a fresh way of thinking to the team.... sorry stoned

lmfao cheers guys :):)
hope you all have a good day:)

HONEST RELIABLE WILLIN TO BE A SLAVE AND WORK FOR MINMUM WAGE IN THIS STUPID PRO DEMOCRATIC WORLD WE LIVE IN OFFER YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THE BOOK OF ALLAH...

OR U COULD JUST BE REALLY HONESY:

SAY UR A STONER WHO MASTURBATES

OR U COULD BE HONEST/FAR FROM TRUTH

AND SAY UR HARD WORKIN, RELIEABLE, EAGER TO LEARN NEW THIGNS, WILLIN TO GIVE ANYTHIGN A AGO, TRUSTWORTHY AND A FORMER SAS AGENT WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THE WORLD.

UP2 U :-)

you also tell them you dont take shit from no one.

and then bitch slap...lmfao

lmao... they look for reliable, motivated, disciplined, and loyal... to name a few

tell them your part of a big family, charlies family. lol. just kidding.

Remember kids, Charlie loves you. :D lol i got a shirt that says that and has a big pic of charlies face. Good shit

"I believe that I can improve the working atmosphere within the company...as I walk in each morning with a big fat Bob Marley kinda joint that I will pass around the workforce - A happy workforce, is a productive workforce :D"

"I work well within a team structure - I never miss my turn to skin up!"

"My business acumen is second to none, and don't mind starting at the bottom - in other words, I'll say 'Yes', when you want me to, and lick your arse when I need to!"

"I have detailed files of your company's off-shore financial dealings...know what I mean? ;)"

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Originally Posted by robert42

HONEST RELIABLE WILLIN TO BE A SLAVE AND WORK FOR MINMUM WAGE IN THIS STUPID PRO DEMOCRATIC WORLD WE LIVE IN OFFER YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THE BOOK OF ALLAH...

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good advice.....

[/quote=robert42]SAY UR A STONER WHO MASTURBATES[/quote]
......but that was better. lol

az666, what job are you applying for? Wheres it at? Im thinking of leaving my job.. Its alright, and the money is good, but I want more free time in the day-time for practice with the band, and do stuff that I enjoy doing for a while. So I just applied for a part-time job in some warehouse at Rue Des Pres lol. so what job you going for?

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Originally Posted by az666

and then bitch slap...lmfao

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found it somewhere

Ya dude just put a bunch of BS they employers would want to hear. Works well with others, motivated, quick learner, hardworker. ANY SKILLS!!! u have write them down.

if u dont get the job turn up naked and drop a nice fat brick on the floor of there office lmao

then if police come stick peanut butter down ya bum then eat in when ur in the court room so it loos like ur eatin shit and theyll fink ur mad and feed you with xanax, prozac and viciodin for the rest of ur life lmfao

ahhh
LIFE
OH LIFE
OOOOH LIFE

and oxy contin