I've learned that I can easily photoshop the grades on my college transcripts to get better rates on my car insurance.
What have you learned out of life?
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I've learned that I can easily photoshop the grades on my college transcripts to get better rates on my car insurance.
What have you learned out of life?
That I'm the king. I'm untouchable. I'm on top, and everyone is inferior. EVERYONE.
I've learned that you get back what you send out. Treat people with respect, and you'll get respect in return.
I've also learned that I can do anything, once I set my mind on it. "I am woman...hear me roar!" Lol:D
I've learnt to just enjoy it, and do what I want to do. If your not enjoying it, what's the point? And what do people enjoy? Doing what they want to do.
lol, hail photoshop. I used it to fuck with my passport/photocopy to get into the cinemas when I was to young.
Ive learned not to believe everything you think.
Also that a small, $5-$10 pipe is a hell of an investment!
ive learned that hangovers very well could be the thing i despise most on this earth.
I've learned that for that^^^ reason, cannabis is a far superior intoxicant to any other on the planet.
I've also learned to order my nachos with no jalapenos if I am intoxicated, because I will eat them ALL, and that is NEVER good.
excuse you? have you no respect to the true king?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by LIP
I've learned some lessons in my life...
I've learned that you learn something new in each relationship, no matter how bad/good it is.
And I've learned I will NEVER change who I am for the slight convenience of another person.
condoms are our friends
Friendowl taught me this one: don't try to rob the donut guy. :D
Don't trust anybody over 30....:hippy:..or under 30....:wtf:...depending on which side of the fence your on.
and, don't trust that fence, either, they're known to collapse ... :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch Pimp
i have learned that -
eating habaneros and smoking weed will cure most anything, including a broken heart.
most women are truly happy only when they have sucked the life out of at least one man.
all children have an almost overwhelming subconscious desire to kill their parents.
i am the only one i can trust and even i am highly suspect.
being a dirty old man is the highest calling that any male can aspire to.
any lie, if told long enough, will eventually become truth.
if someone asks you whether you want the good news of the bad news first, they probably don't really have any good news.
dogs are man's best friend, cats are woman's best friend and canaries are delicious when lightly sauteed and served on a bed of wild rice with lemon and dill.
Iv learned sawdust can be a catalyst
The Top Ten Things I Have Learned In Life.
by- happiestmferoutthere
1) I have learned denial is a marvelous coping strategy, and sometimes if you ignore something, it will go away.
2) I have learned cops really do like donuts. It's not just a stereo-type!
3) I have learned you can catch more flies with honey than piss and vinegar.
4) I have learned farting is funny in any language.
5) I have learned when you finally learn all the rules, they will change.
6) I have learned a watched pot never boils, but a forgotten pot burns.
7) I have learned that boys love their toys, they just get more expensive and louder.
8) I have learned if boys see boobies they act like it's the first pair they've ever laid eyes on no matter how many they've seen.
9) I have learned men are from mars!
And last but not least:
10) I have learned lifes a bitch and then you die.
Thank You.:rastabanna:
Ive learned that if purple banana gets caught she could be charged with insurance fraud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Banana
I've learned that I can't go a whole day at work without fucking SOMETHING up, whether it be dropping cups/sandwiches/pastries, or making a drink wrong or spilling a drink/hot coffee on my hand.
I'm just clumsy (and fyi, it has nothing to do with weed, I've always been clumsy)
I've learned you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
But you can catch even MORE flies with a big steaming pile of bullshit.
- I have learned that the world does not owe me anything.
- I have learned that high-school is really important for developing minds.
- I have learned to take a step back and find humor in a usually upsetting situation.
- I have learned that reality is what you make of it.
- I have learned that dogs are not to be praised for jumping up on you.
I have learned a lot of things in my twenty-year lifespan but perhaps the most important lesson I have learned up to this point is that which states: I deserve a good life.
Eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganj
I have learned that there are much smarter people in this world than I.
So I'm guilty of a little contradiction? Big deal! If you would like me to clarify myself, I was trying to convey the idea that I deserve a good life; it is more about overcoming self-pity and taking responsibility for your destiny. I still believe the world doesn't owe me anything because lets face it; it isn't going to start handing me gifts for nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oli
iv learned how to get high while sleeping
I've learned what a sorry piece of shit I am that doesn't deserve to live.
ive learned that the most beautiful things to see, or the most wonderful things to eat , or the best sounds to listen to....arent quite the same without someone to share it with.
I've learned that showing respect to others will reap great rewards, and quite possibly earn their respect in return. In most cases.
I've learned that even at 50, I don't know everything, even though at 18, I DID know everything.
I've learned that going 140 MPH in a Corvette is quite a little squirrelly, and thus quite abit scary.
I've learned that GTO will go 153 MPH, and it is glued to the road, compared to the Corvette.
I've learned that preventative maintenence on your automobile PREVENTS having to perform MORE maintenence after your engine fails due to lack of preventative maintenence.
I've also learned not to eat that yellow snow.
Live by these lessons,and thou shalt ALWAYS be a happy camper!
Ive learned that money CAN buy happiness, it comes in a little sandwhich baggie everytime I dial a certain number.
LOL i like this ^Quote:
Originally Posted by SantaClawz
it can also buy love, anyone who says it cant never went to a pet-store...
haha or mexicoQuote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
or Amsterdam....
I really hope your jokin!Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
I've learned that my ass hurts when I sit tto long in front of this screen here, and that my eyes get heavy as hell when I read at midnight...
I've also learned I can't type for shit - even STRAIGHT!
:D:D:D Old Stoner your funny!
The more I know, the more I realize there's more I don't know. Ask Dick Cheney, he'll tell ya.
I learned this " 1 person to live for. 1 person to die for, isn't life pointless without that 1 person?"
-David H.V.M