When I have to work I usually stop about an hour before I start so I can sober up a little bit to drive there. Is there anyone out there that has bongs in the car on the way to work? lol or on the way home?
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When I have to work I usually stop about an hour before I start so I can sober up a little bit to drive there. Is there anyone out there that has bongs in the car on the way to work? lol or on the way home?
People that dont work, this one isnt really for you.
I never go to work high anyways. The one time I did, I was working the register at a resturant where you order at the register, and I was forgeting to do all sorts of things, and my boss ended up getting really pissed off at me. So, I just try to stay away from being high at work.
About 30 minutes.
I can be not very friendly at work, especially after writing papers, calming screaming babies, and dealing with family issues. Plus I work graveyard.
I burn a good CD, listen while I drive and burn sativa (maybe 4 hits), and skip into work. Makes for a good night.
Good thing is, my company does no drug testing whatsoever. Pacific NW is cool as sh*t.
beg to differ. i am a functional smoker. it kinda amps me up if it early enough. i work front counter @ mcDs (across the street) so its not that hard.
when i used to have my truck i kept a bong in there. if i do it right i herb will make me focus into whatever im doing and have really good timing. except when i show up fresh w/cotton mouth...that sux dick cause i have to talk and stuff.
oh yeah if you catch me at a red light you'll see me milkin the roor...j/k
but my job is pretty easy going and i can do pretty much what i want so i stay blazed
If I'm working (start at 10am till 1pm, then from 5pm to 8pm) I won't smoke at all (untill the evening). Even in the 4 hour break. I have to talk constantly to customers for my job, and if I've toked I really can't be fucked, which is not the attitude have for work imo.
If you see me working, I'm high. Guaranteed.
I couldn't work without it.
I smoke a bowl (about 2 good size bong rips) before driving 15 mins to work. When I get in im high and its all good.
I get high at work. But it depends on the manager. I have one that makes me go get high so i will do some work lol. but other times i try to smoke sometime before and when i go on brake.
I usually smoke a bowl five minutes before getting in the door. I work in the kitchen so it is really easy.
I work night shift at a hotel. I'm basically alone the whole night (other than the occasional customer), and have very little to do (seriously, maybe an hour of work if I take my time on everything and do all the little stuff that I don't normally do).Quote:
Originally Posted by MichaelALMIGHTY
I usually smoke a bowl on the way to work, so I'm already stoned as fuck when I get there. I chill at my laptop for a little while, check in some customers, and then start breakfast. I get to work at about 11, so around 2 or 3 my high is almost completely gone...around this time I usually go get my bowl from the car and step out back and smoke some more. I'll repeat this as long as I need to in order to stay high the entire night (or until the weed runs out)...
I know it sounds bad, but I've worked in a place where people used other drugs during their shift, and this was a job that involved driving, and dealing with tons of customers AND other employees.
wake n bake..... skip breakfast, blaze 30 seconds before work lol...... in the parking lot haha but i work like 12 hr shifts with comps..... high is usually gone after an hr or 2 into work......
2 hours
I don't smoke before work, only afterwards.
I work in a busy and popular coffee shop, so I kind of have to be quick on my feet and my mind. Then again, I usually work mornings. If I ever work an evening shift again, I may smoke a joint 30 minutes before work. I'll have to try that.
I work at a toy store, so I can always smoke, it just makes me able to deal with the whining of kids a little bit more. ^^;
I usually smoke before (and during) work. =]
I am a heavy smoker, so most of the times I smoke a joint on the way to work, maybe one and half if I don't feel high enough. Than if I can find some kind of excuse to get away from the office, like going for lunch, I blaze again. Than on my way home, I even take the long way home to smoke a couple of joints to come home completely blazed. I have to be careful, I went to work last night, just blazed to turn in my time sheet, and well I work with patients, I am not going to say what I do, but one of my patients came up to my car, he is only 13 years old to say hi, and he goes your car smells like weed. :wtf: So I just laughed and said no that is my perfume, which I pulled out of my purse and he said it again that my car smelled like weed. :mad: I quickly changed the subject and all was forgotten for the day. But now I am going to get some kind of smelling thing for my car and just be very diligent for a while. I do that once in a while just go very carefully. I feel bad, which is too bad, because I am well educated, good job, and deep down I feel like a criminal for smoking some damn weed. It is the only thing I love to do, I wished I could drink, but it is not the drug for me. I have smoked weed for a long long time, let's say 20 years plus. I work much better high, I am more kind, I take my time and do a really good job, but if I am not high, I feel like crap and hurry through my work, which in my opinion is sloppy. Oh well that is my voice on this matter.
Peace :stoned:
My buddy and me use to blaze 1/2 hour before we went to work. At that time we were installing DirecTV and if the roof we were on was high enough we would smoke a b while on the roof and nobody ever knew. Shit some roofs were so high I had to smoke before I would go up that high.
i work both my jobs in a town about 25 minutes from my house. I usually blaze a bowl on the HIGHway & will occasionally blaze on my break. One of the place i work i owned by my friend/coworker's family, so we pretty much take turns tokin out back
blaze all day... everyday!
I went to work high one day, and I was stumbling and shit for the first hour then I sobered up.
No one noticed.
hhaah i used to work at the library...it was super chilll...i would always smoke before cuz its pretty borin shelfin books in order..lol all the books i would put would always be misplaced and my boss would always complain that someone can't shelf books correctly but she had no idea it was me cuz she loved me....lool it was hilarious....:jointsmile:
I used to smoke a couple hours before work, but I got way too paranoid that someone was going to find out (my job has a super strict anti drug policy and will test you if they think you are acting 'off'.) When I first started, I only felt a little stoned when I came to work and I loved the relaxed feeling, but I have a ton of customers to deal with and its a very fast paced environment so it was hard for me to deal with the customers as efficiently.
Around a year ago I smoked waay too much before work and I know I was acting really strange and I found it super difficult to comprehend any directions. When my boss walked up to me I was 100% sure he was going to pull me aside and tell me he smelled weed on me and that I was going to have to take a drug test, BUT he just ended up walking by and not saying a word. After that I have only smoked before work a couple times b/c I had a really bad headache and by the time I got to work I was only feeling a slight buzz. Now I wait until after work.
At my last job I worked at a restaurant. My bosses were a polish family and the cook manager's husband worked as a cook. Keep in mind these people were probably between 55-65. Now Joe, the husband, used to go into the bathroom and toke. I didn't know at first until I went into the bathroom after him. Most of the cooks were a lot older then me and they all smoked so I felt pretty comfortable smoking there.
school started for me at 7:15 today. i quit smoking at 7:11.
I smoke literally like 5 minutes before heading out the door to drive to work... and work is only like 5 miles away so I'm still pretty high when I get there. In fact, I ate a couple of weed brownies this morning and took a few rips from my bong before heading out to work.
I work for a worker's compensation company, but I'm basically behind a computer all day so I don't really have to interact with that many people. Hell, I smoke with two my co-workers whenever we have our lunch breaks at the same time.
About 12 hours. I smoke before bed at around 9 and am at work the next morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed. Smoking in the morning is not an option for me.
do you mind if i ask what line of work you are in stinkyattic?