im not being offensive here or anything its just if there deaf,they wont be able to hear an alarm,and if they lived alone theres no one to wake them up.
any ideas?
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im not being offensive here or anything its just if there deaf,they wont be able to hear an alarm,and if they lived alone theres no one to wake them up.
any ideas?
vibration alarm............i dont fucking know thats what i would invent for them. or a really loud alarm....a lot of deaf people are all the way deaf.....what the fuck got you thinking about that? weed eh?
lol good question Free Falling.....
Peace
well....i had this idea where you would have a bucket of water attached to a sort of rope pully kinda of thing,ud set of a really big candle,next to the rope and when it burns to wear the rope is,the rope would snap, the water then falls on you.................hmmmm.....ok i admit,its got its flaws
lmao Free Falling...hehehe..not to mention the fact that getting into a wet bed every night is so not a good thing lol (depending upon the source of the wetness, of course..ffnnrr ffnnrr:D)
How about having a small electric shock - say 85Volts - that triggers like an alarm clock?
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In all seriousness, though, I expect that it is the same as it is for everyone else - like, you just kinda wake up when it's time to wake up...I do lol
:D
vibration clocks, lights, dogs,their spouse, their kids, their parents, some just wake up on their on.
yep, deffinintley a vibration alarm that you put under your pillow. I had a friend that had one of them, and he wasn't even deaf. Or their was this one deaf kid on a tv commercial that said the smell of sausage woke him up in the morning (I dunno he could have been lying)
genius, pure genius
lol i laughed at that kid waking up to sausages for some reason, stoned i guess
They train dogs for the hearing impaired...I saw it on animal planet...really quite cool. For example if a deaf person lives by themselves and the phone rings all they have to do is go to there owner nudge them and then lead them to the source of the noise ie. the phone!!!
Yeah for dogs!
That's all well and good, Goosey, but how does the deaf person then hear the person on the other end of the line? :confused:
Maybe the owner puts the call on the speaker, and the dog signs?
duh res, they can type just like you man. they have that now days.
Guide dogs can TYPE! :eek:
Sheesh, things really have moved on...first we got cops that can read, now dogs that can type!
Do they have special keys, because a dog's paw is quite large, and I would imagine that they crash the keys alot....
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special phones res I don't know how but they did metion that in the program too:)
The deaf person has a special phone with a screen for reading messages which is called a TTY. Then the party that is trying to call the deaf person dials 711 which is the Telecommunications Relay Service (TRS) and through that they can communicate with text. Hope that cleared things up.
you guys are just too funny, must be some good smoke
I'll get back to you on this one...................................... eventually
I used to babysit a deaf woman's children. They had custom everything. Her husband was a neurosurgen, so they had a tonna money. They had a phone with a keyboard etc. When you called them, you would actually talk to an operator and the operator would type to them what you said. And the operator would read to me what she said. Their TV had a special feature where if the program didn't offer CC ((which I think they all do now adays)) it would do it's best to type it out along the bottom of the screen, though it was riddled with spelling errors. Man, thinking back on it, they were crazy rich. She would give me 20 dollars even though technically I was being babysit WITH her kids. My sister was the real babysitter. My sis would get like 80-100 bucks just for 1 night of baby sitting. It was at their house I learned that females don't have weiners, but instead have a 'fuh-china'. ((thats the way I used to pronounce it.))
Anyway. Her husband would wake her up.
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HOLY CRAP!!! I too used to call it a "Fuh-china" damn, that brings back some crazy memorys...
response to light? the internal clock? enough sleep?
you guys do realize we've gone for millions of years without alarm clocks, don't you?
there's this thing called the circadian cycle...
I'd have to go with vibration alarm... I don't see how getting shocked or waking up soking wet would be too fun :)
*tick tock, tick tock....ZZZzzzaapppPPP!!!*
"S H I T ! ! ! "
haha RESiNATE your so funny, not just that, other post to, but you other people who have all the answers ruin it =P Haha, but i learned somthing today so..eh? (sh..if you wont tell i wont tell...im stoned =P)
lol. Hardon: Im glad I wasn't the only one pronouncing it fuhchina out there.
And Omun: technically I wasn't babysitting, but instead being babysat by my sister with their kids. lol, they let me pretend I was babysitting and would pay me.
Hurray! i finally have an answer to a question that has bugged me for a while....i think these boards could answer any question ever,theres a such a depth in life knowledge on here,its amazing!