Fellas...worst time you've popped a stiff one?

ok man whats the worst time(s) u guys have had a stiff cock?

ok one day when i was in 7th grade in ms mcallens science class, i was locked in on the teachers ass. all of a sudden she asked me to come up to the board and do the science whateve. i was hard like stone bro! after an awkward hesitation i stepped up, package poppin and all. there was like this awkward little laughter. even the teacher didnt know what to say. all eyes were fixed on my pop-up package. i almost started crying. then class ended. true story.

when i used to do trail work, we would drive to the site on these REAL bumpy back roads. all bad for donny. the guys used to call it the 'syndrome.' on the way up i was erect like the trex. the whole time i put all of my concentration into picturing my grandma naked, but it usually only half worked. when we get to our site we always stretch out first thing. so, i kind of half walked out of there, bent over. as soon as i got out of the van i'd grab my ankles and stretch my calves. i looked like a dummy. they knew whhat was up:)

many more...but i wanna hear from everybody, so im gonna zip my flap and give u the floor

donny

lol i hate that shit but i must say ive been lucky so far in my life and havent had a bad experience like yours

I always remember being scared waking up in class, with a hard on. I never got them when i was awake, occasionally first hour after a nice nap, that morning wood would catch me by suprize.. lol

The worst times have to be right before I do my #2 duty.

Sitting in lunch during 7th grade as well lol. Always got those random boners for no reason. Had to hold my lunch box in front of my crotch, still didn't cover it up, but I had no other way of hiding it.

^^Hahaha wut is with 7th grade a boners?
I felt bad because I always used to fuck with one of my friends, one day he was comming down the hallway and he had his books in front of his crotch so joking aruond i knocked them out of his hands. and he had sweat pants on with a boner. he turned bright red and was liek thanks a lot. hahahaha i felt bad.

two days later in gym he pulled down my shorts in front of everyone
i guess we were even. althoguh mine was an accident.


ohh jr highhh

One time I was flirting with a girl as we were swimming, kind of holding and caressing her in the water, and we happened to be in the shallow end, and someone had the intention of wrestling with me, so he picked me up while I had a stiffy. The way the weight of my swimming trucks was, made my junk stand straight outward so it was very obvious. Embarrassing mostly because of how many people saw it.

This was a couple weeks ago but when I was swimming at a beach I got a hard on for no real reason and it would not go alway for what felt like a half an hour. I was luckily by myself so I just swam back and forth waiting for it to go so I could get out of the water.

uhh... i was up in my apartment, and a cop came to the door, i was sleeping on the couch (i sleep in only my boxers) he looked pissed so i figured telling him to hold on would only further the irritation.... and i had bongs and pipes all over the place, and if they see it, that's reason enough to search.... so i had two choices, take a chance of getting busted for a LOAD of paraphanaliea (and the oz they would have eventually found) or walk outside in only my boxers after just waking up.... (which of course means morning wood...)

it was quite an uncomfterable experience, as i wasn't gonna just let it aim at him so i had to reach in and adjust right there infront of him and anyone who was watching...

the look on his face tho, was priceless.... he kinda stepped back some like someone would if you pulled out a gun and they sorta trusted you, but were still kinda afraid of it....

in 8th grade when i was having my football physical and i had this hot asian dr. doin it. I literally got hard in her hand. It was so embarassing

Hahahah thank god I don't have a penis.

Wow, this has brung back a bunch of memories.

The 7th grade for me was the worst year of my life in every aspect, boners included and it was so bad that my I devised a system to defeat my boners. I bought a whole bunch of zip down sweaters and hoddies that were long enough to cover my junk.

My bro who had the same problem wore one sweatshirt EVERY SINGLE DAY of the 7th grade, no matter how hot it was. It's sort of sad looking back.

It probably would have remained a problem if for one night I was listening to "Loveline" and Adam Corolla just said to tuck it under your belt buckle. I've been doing that ever since and I've never had any problems (I'm no 20).

HOWEVER one time after a track meet, one of the guys was done with the race and had his shirt off. However, his shirt was on the other side of the field and he was free-balling.

NO WHERE TO HIDE IT!!!

It would have been awkward for anyone, but the fact that he's sort of slow/idiot savant made it much worse. Me and my friends were laughing so fucking hard. Best day in track ever.

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in 8th grade when i was having my football physical and i had this hot asian dr. doin it. I literally got hard in her hand. It was so embarassing

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I'd like to hear more about this story...

haha

At school 30 years ago and it has never gone down!!! :D

...'hellllp'!! lol

This is horrible haha

Ahh dude when I was having an xray for kidney stones, they gave me a bunch of morphine for the pain. And morphin makes the blood flow crazey like; anyway the 2 nureses that were setting me up and giving me my xray, were flirting with me and I was all screwed on morphine, and when one said turn around I turned and they started giggling and one was like trying to put my gown back on and it slaped her hand and she busted out laughing. And I just laugh like I was supper drunk......man you would think I would be all embarrased even now , but i still dont giv a fuk, I was single and in pain on morphine and it was funny.

On the bus at school all the time, class, graduation, um lol, once at a funeral. Mine has a mind of its own.

I was a conference for eviction for the city. I had to go with the head bosses wife. I was cold in there and nipples where rock hard. So was I. I had to stand up and give out building info to a packed room. I donâ??t know if every noticed but I think my boss wife did. She made a little committee about it and then she turned red.

Jack Nicholson

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Jack Nicholson

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oh dude!! WTF you got a boner to Jack Nicholson??


PS. He is totally blown in that picture..

Oh my goodness this thread is hilarious.

There has never been a massive uh oh boner moment for me, what i will divulge is that i can't control the danm thing when i'm with my girlfriend, umm i guess she turns me on too much... Even if i just think about her and memories of when i'm with her and what we've shared, can make me erect. On the walk home today infact, my mind was wandering and what do ya know, but jeans hold it in and i just tuck it up the waist band and have done for years before superbad told me too.

Morning wood in Coast Guard boot camp having to stand at attention in gym shorts and a t-shirt. You must stand with your hands at your sides no matter what.

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Ahh dude when I was having an xray for kidney stones, they gave me a bunch of morphine for the pain. And morphin makes the blood flow crazey like; anyway the 2 nureses that were setting me up and giving me my xray, were flirting with me and I was all screwed on morphine, and when one said turn around I turned and they started giggling and one was like trying to put my gown back on and it slaped her hand and she busted out laughing. And I just laugh like I was supper drunk......man you would think I would be all embarrased even now , but i still dont giv a fuk, I was single and in pain on morphine and it was funny.

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That is hot. Now I have a boner. :D

mine has a mind of its own for sure. Randomly at work, driving around, in school, whatever. I don't have to be thinking about anything sexual either it just likes to be hard i guess. But hey, how could you blame it?

Back in middle school when it was cool to go to the skating rink, I was sitting this girl I liked and her friends at a bench. She was sitting across from me and while they were talking, she had her foot on my thang. I couldn't help but to get hard ya' know!

Anyways, out of nowhere she asked if I could buy her a soda and after hesitating I go like the gentleman I am and noticed giggling and funny looks on their faces when I got back.
I knew they noticed but wasn't worried about it. The girl later became my girlfriend and it turned it out it was her dirty little scheme to see what I was workin' with! (lol)

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The girl later became my girlfriend and it turned it out it was her dirty little scheme to see what I was workin' with! (lol)

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This is a PERFECT EXAMPLE to prove that girls are much more socially intelligent than men, at virtually all ages until the 20's.

thoughts welcome

SL

Trainwreck. 'Nuff Said.


Mike

I can't remember a specific instance, but I'm always extra careful in swimming pools, those seem to be "boner magnets". There have been a few instances where there was a hot chick at a pool I was swimming in, and she was wearing a skimpy bikini or something, and a little wood starts to creep up on me. I usually have to wait it out and think about something else. Or, I've learned to sit on the side of the pool with my feet in the water, and I can usually hide it pretty well until it goes away, especially if I have a towel handy.

Reading all these posts is giving me a boner right now! :S2: