Craziest or most expensive thing you did stoned (That you wouldnt have done sober)

2 Days ago me and my girlfriend got baked and we started talking about how cool my brothers new laptop is... (can you see where this is going?) well now we have a laptop. $2000 debt later.... I kinda needed that money too.. ahh well... NO MORE STONED DECISIONS!!!

One good thing did come out of it tho, before the laptop we were on dial up internet, but the laptop has a wireless, and someone close to me hasnt put a password on their broadband, (I know its illegal, but so it pot in most countries so shhh!) so we have been surfing the net at ultra speed for 2 days now and its great. (kinda feel a little bad about it, but thats nothing a few bongs wont fix!)

Leeching wireless internet is pretty hard to not do - hell, my friend did it for a week before he realized he wasn't connected to my router, but rather the neighbors'. As long as you're not constantly streaming video or uploading large amounts of data nobody'll notice, so why not save a couple bucks a month. Blame them for being too ignorant to put a password on.

I'm pretty conservative when I'm high, so the most expensive thing I've ever bought on a whim was one of those KFC Mashed Potato Bowls. Totally worth it.

Me, my bro, and a friend(or was) took my mom's new car out for a drive. On the way home when my little brother was driving instead of taking a slight left he went straight into the curve popping the tire. I ended up taking all the blame and paying all the costs.

I'll always regret that night.

get a dui.

I recently got a bargain on a new car. 2006 Ford Mondeo Estate 2L Turbo Diesel Common-Rail Injection, in metallica panther-black. Alloys, 6 CD Sony CD changer [extra], 2 subs[extra], 5 over all speakers, rubber slip mat in the back [extra] scotchguarded material interior [extra] parking sensors - VERY nice deal, it was a bargain at 13 thou for all of it!

I also got all the cleaning kit which is about £80's worth for free.

It's only done 2000 miles, and only had one owner. [I should hope so for only being a year old.]

He'd kept a list of all the journeys he'd done, where to and from, how far, how much diesel and how much it'd cost.

I'm getting about 45 miles to the gallon with and average of roughly 100, so it's certainly economical. Most of my trips are long anyway, so it's exactly what i needed. [Diesel]

It's got some serious boot to it too, it'll really go. I took it out 2 days after i got it and it was going a fair old lick, i'll tell ya!

I regularly eat too many jalapenos stoned. It's a problem. OW.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

I regularly eat too many jalapenos stoned. It's a problem. OW.

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Too funny sis . fire in the hole !!!!!!

I , like Lip and Tallulaha too from the looks of things - went and got really really baked and went to the local new car dealer w/ Juicy J and was checkin out the new 2008's. 3 hrs. and $21,000.00 cash later were the proud new owners of a 2007 honda accord lx se . Really tight lil car , but this rat car shit goes against everything I believe in !!!!!!!! Crispi's a muscle car / horsepower junkie , not some rat car Nopi nut .
The 8 YR - 120,000 mile warranty , free oil chgs for life . and no sched. maintinence for the 1st 100,000 miles won me over though . It even looks sporty a lil bit for your average 4 dr. family car .
Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

i thought i was awesome, so after smoking a percy i ordered a pair of 300$ bathing apes. im broke, but i am fresh!:D:D

One night I smoked a few bowls and was just chilling out on the internet when I noticed my debit card beside me.

Several days later I receive a package containing a cheese sampler from Cheese of the Month club and pretty little artisan soaps with hearts in them.

spend 40 dollars of food within one hour, and actually have eaten 40 dollars worth of food. (McDonalds)

only bad thing ive done was let me friend drive my car(which i hate to let others drive, but they hate it when im stoned and drive) and then spent about 40 dollars of food for them. But i actually would not think it was that stupid cause it made me happy that i was being so generous lol