Donuts!

Donuts thread! Share your donut experiences. I have a few.

I was at WaWa (gas station/deli) last night, getting some coffee for my co-workers, and there are all these cop cars there. Each cop, when I walked in, had a bakery bag full of assorted donuts. I had to hold my laughter back soooo badly. When they all left, the cashier, deli guy, and stocker and I looked at each other, and burst out laughing...

Another donut story!

I was in Seattle this August (Hempfest!) and I was with my cousin, a Seattlite, at Pike Place market, and near the fish markets, there's this stand where they make FRESH mini-donuts- like powdered sugar, cinnamon, plain, ect. SMELLED GREAT. Needless to say, we were stoned, so we got in line to buy a bag of these donuts and a pint of milk. When we got them, oh geeze, I had an orgasm in my mouth- they were utterly phenominal! Still hot, VERY VERY soft and sweet, oh geeze. I wanna go back!

Last one!

I go to Dunkin Donuts at night sometimes for my coworkers, and I got a box of 25 munchkins... He then proceeded to give me two 50 boxes of munchkins for FREE. And they weren't crusty or old or stale, they were fresh! I loved it!

SHARE YOUR DONUT EXPERIENCES.

I LOVE a good donut. I used to work near a place that would open at four am....just as I was getting off work.....fresh, hot.....to DIE for!!!

Speaking of.....who knows how to make these things? Any recipes out there?

Crispy and Creamy Doughnuts - Allrecipes

Idk my only one is a friend of mine who gave me money at the beginning of the month and I got got him some dro whenever I'd pick up. Anyway the way id give it to him is through the crispy Creams drive through. In a cup with trash protruding from the top. AHHH I'd text him when I was on the way so when I got to him he had fresh donuts waiting. Damn he quit that job but to this day I drool for those donuts.

yay for WaWa, its definetly a maryland thing.
there's this gourmet donut place downtown called the fractured prune. i got a PB&J donut there once. it was like $1.09 but heck, it was tasty. but when i want just a regular donut, i go to WAWA!

Here's my doughnut story:

I see a doughnut, I eat it.

End of story!

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I'm in PA and we have WaWa. Are the doughnuts good there?

Donuts are very nice. I dont have em often though, but i love em.

the dunkin donuts down the street from me leaves their trash bag filled with leftovers out front. its nice to smoke a bowl and walk down there so you have something to eat by the time the munchies kick in. alot of times ill bring the leftovers to food not bombs since for the most part swiss chard wont cut it for the homeless population of new haven.

I remember the first time I ate a Krispy Kreme. It was the raised donut with that oooy, gooey,sweet creme filling and I thought I died and went to heaven. I thought it was the best thing I ever ate in my life. Pure ecstasy!!
I still like them, but nothing will ever match that very first one!

In the '80's I lived in Berkeley CA for a while.
There was a donut shop in Durant Center, where we would go at midnight, when the apple fritters were fresh out of the grease, and being glazed.

My dog loves munchkins.
But they are bad for her.
So she can only have them very rarely.
And she has no opposable thumbs to drive herself down to DD.
I, on the other hand, can have munchkins whenever the hell I please.
Neener neener.

Theres nothing like having a donut, and a cup of hot chocolate on a cold morning.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

I, on the other hand, can have munchkins whenever the hell I please.
Neener neener.

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You go right ahead and neener neener all you want! I'm going to finish my BERRY PIE!:D

Come chat?

It was cold this morning, and I even went to DD with my carpool, but didn't get a donut... *sniff* I am trying to be a good [and slightly smaller] girl.

Edit: lol Chron I asked you the same in the problem thread!

:( I gave up sweets for a year last night. I did however indulge in the divine source of nourishment which is the donut. It was hot and gooey but most importantly delicious.......I miss it already

i made love to a jelly donut
i was pissed cuz the filling was cold
the donut guy near my house is an old china man
hes like 90 something and has one hair coming from his chin
the hair is like 15 inches long
one night i went for my donut and i musta been in a weird mood
i pretended i had a gun and said this is a robbery[i had no gun]
before i finished my sentence the old man had whipped out a pistol on me
i started laughing and he laughed too.he was quick
if i was a robber i would have got a nice new hole in my chest

dont mess with donut shop owners.they dont play

I like jam (jelly) doughnuts (donuts) and glazed ones from krispy Cremes ;D

I love me some krispy kremes, theyre cheap and good like 5 for $2 at the gas station or something like that... good deal, good munchin

i cant put that stuff into my body...2 processed/hydrogenated. but used to love a good cheese danish or a crueller

mmmm...=) sorry guys just goin down memory lane heh

donny

donuts kick sweet milf-ass. but they make me sick :( they are so good though that i eat them anyways

Chocolate Covered Glazed from Krispy Kream is a close second to sex.

i remember when i was younger i used to go to this place where they help you with your homework and one of the tutors on fridays always brought doughnuts, they are those long bakery ones with cool designs and swirls. they were so tast . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

p.s. im high as fuck! :stoned:

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Originally Posted by king of the world

p.s. im high as fuck! :stoned:

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I am JEALOUS as fuck:wtf:

:rastasmoke: Have a couple tokes for Popa:rastasmoke:

yea will do that homeboy

got me a gram of some goo shit. bout to put it in a blunt and fly away!:jointsmile:

Mmm... Crueller donuts are the SHIT.

Krispy Kreme are a bit too sugary for my tastes, but I can't resist a hot one from the conveyor belt...

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Originally Posted by friendowl

one night i went for my donut and i musta been in a weird mood
i pretended i had a gun and said this is a robbery[i had no gun]
before i finished my sentence the old man had whipped out a pistol on me
i started laughing and he laughed too.he was quick
if i was a robber i would have got a nice new hole in my chest

dont mess with donut shop owners.they dont play

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This is very good advice that I, for one, will cetainly take to heart in the future. :wtf: :D

doughnuts are good munchies i go up to the gas station after 11 and get all the krispy kremes for free

When Krispy Kreme came to the Dallas-Fort Worth area a few years back, it was a big deal, It was an especially big deal to my husband, who loves doughnuts of any kind. We'd always been to Krispy Kreme on our travels, and he was totally jazzed about its debut in our community. When the local newspaper announced that Krispy Kreme would hold its grand opening on whatever date it opened, Dave read that article and said "I'm so pumped about that store I almost have a hard-on!"

The week the place opened, there was so much business in the mornings that there were two-mile traffic lines and it was impossible to get served. So I picked up a dozen glazed for him one evening. I got the bedroom all candlelit and seductive, waited until I heard his car in the driveway, and then draped myself suggestively on the bed with a doughnut on each breast and a third in fig leaf position. He loved that.

Krispy Kremes are too sweet for me, too, Purple B. I literally get sugar sick when I eat them. I like cake-style doughnuts or homemade ones rolled in cinnamon sugar.

^ how thoughtfull sounds like a lucky guy

He is a very lucky guy.(That'd be me.)

That was a fun evening. It's bringing back memories--not of the fried dough, either.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I got the bedroom all candlelit and seductive, waited until I heard his car in the driveway, and then draped myself suggestively on the bed with a doughnut on each breast and a third in fig leaf position.

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LOL! Thats awesome!! I don't think I would have thought of something like that!! Very creative! You go girl!!

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

and then draped myself suggestively on the bed with a doughnut on each breast and a third in fig leaf position.

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MMMMM... DONUTS!!!!

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

When Krispy Kreme came to the Dallas-Fort Worth area a few years back, it was a big deal, It was an especially big deal to my husband, who loves doughnuts of any kind. We'd always been to Krispy Kreme on our travels, and he was totally jazzed about its debut in our community. When the local newspaper announced that Krispy Kreme would hold its grand opening on whatever date it opened, Dave read that article and said "I'm so pumped about that store I almost have a hard-on!"

The week the place opened, there was so much business in the mornings that there were two-mile traffic lines and it was impossible to get served. So I picked up a dozen glazed for him one evening. I got the bedroom all candlelit and seductive, waited until I heard his car in the driveway, and then draped myself suggestively on the bed with a doughnut on each breast and a third in fig leaf position. He loved that.

Krispy Kremes are too sweet for me, too, Purple B. I literally get sugar sick when I eat them. I like cake-style doughnuts or homemade ones rolled in cinnamon sugar.

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Whoooooah...Wanna talk about a dream come true?
Your husband is a lucky man:rastasmoke::hippy:

Theres a speedway down the street from my house that i went to multiple times a day for a year, used to get alcohol and tobacco there when i was underage, and by a few months ago, i was getting free slushies and krispy kremes every night. so one night i go in, its like 2:30 in the morning, i just take a bag of donuts nod to the cashier and walk out, apparently a cop thought i was shoplifting and followed me out and confronted me, i told him what was up and he didnt believe me, so i just gave him the donuts and he said deal and left me alone lol. corrupt pigs.

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

My dog loves munchkins.
But they are bad for her.
So she can only have them very rarely.
And she has no opposable thumbs to drive herself down to DD.
I, on the other hand, can have munchkins whenever the hell I please.
Neener neener.

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my cat has opposable thumbs. it is wild.

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Originally Posted by The Dude Of Life

Theres a speedway down the street from my house that i went to multiple times a day for a year, used to get alcohol and tobacco there when i was underage, and by a few months ago, i was getting free slushies and krispy kremes every night. so one night i go in, its like 2:30 in the morning, i just take a bag of donuts nod to the cashier and walk out, apparently a cop thought i was shoplifting and followed me out and confronted me, i told him what was up and he didnt believe me, so i just gave him the donuts and he said deal and left me alone lol. corrupt pigs.

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Hahahaha - the sterio-typical porker!

A girl in my english class senior year brought donuts one random Friday. I was blazed and I seriously almost krispy kremed in my pants. She will forever be remembered.

Mmmmmmmm Donuts!!! I aint ha d one in a while..