A Question About How To Keep Piss Room Tempature

Hello, In exactly 5 days i have a drug test threw my doctor. Heres the dilema. I have been a chronic smoker up until this week. I feel that my only option might be to have a friend piss in a bag and ill bring it in. But 1 problem. Im looking for a method on how to keep it room tempature. I was thinking Hand warmers around the bag. But i also heard about putting it in a condom and suposably it will stay body tempature. But this is where i need your expertise. What way could i keep the piss room tempature? Your help is GREATLY appreciated. Thanks Guys.

Why would you want it room temperature, which is about 70-80 degrees? Don't you need it body temperature( 90-100 degrees.)? BIG difference.
For body temp I've heard the hand warmers work great.

Using a bag to carry the sample isn't the best. They can easily leak or rupture. Get a 2 oz. shampoo bottle or a watertight medicine bottle. Crotch it and practice, practice practice.

Alright. But is there a way that the hand warmers could make the piss too warm? And would the hand warm be effective threw a medicine bottle?

the hand warmers can make it too warm if left on the bottle over a prolonged period of time, I done this once with the hand warmers and when i poured the piss out it had turned like a really bright color. the doctor even asked me what I had been drinking. I still passed. ha

I have used the shampoo bottle trick before. It's works but you will have to bee good at it so it will not fall out.:)

quickfix?

have you thought about that?

Depending on the hand warmer you use it could get it too warm. Get a digital thermometer and test the temp of water after you have had it crotched for as long as you'll have the sub crotched. You may find that you don't need the warmer. If you have access to a microwave you could warm it that way. Search this site for more information on sample temperature.

The hand warmers im using are called hot hands.

FBR had this good link its on the same section of the forum the testing section. I would check it out.

Im using a medicine bottle. I cut a hole in the tongue of my shoe, on the inside, and im placing it there. Im going to put the hand warmer in my sock so that it will stay warm, but not to warm. Sound good guys?

I've never done this, but my hubby has perfected it.

Get a small jet dry bottle, and an A/C or meat thermometer. Clean the bottle out extremely well. Poke the thermometer through the top of the bottle, beside the nozzel. Then seal up with tape, silicon, or a glue gun. He also attaches a string with a clip on it to the bottle. Get someone to piss in it. On your way to the doc's office to take the test, clip the bottle in front of your vents, and turn the heat on high. You'll be able to easily see the temp too. Heat it about 10 or 15 degrees over what it should be, and clip it inside your boxers next to your "stuff". It helps if you kinda keeps your legs together to. My hubby and I sat in the waiting room for 30 minutes and he still passed. When you go to pee, simply pull it out of your zipper, pop the top, squeeze it, and it actually looks like you're pissing. It's helped him and alot of his friends out with job drug tests so many times:D

Good luck;)

The Test Is Tommarow, I Cut a hole in the tongue of my shoe and i am putting a medacine bottle in it. im putting the heating pads in my sock so the heat will circulate threw my shoe to warm it up. Any objections to saying this wont work????

How'd you do?

I thought it was kinda funny... last time I used QF - they make ya' sit in the waiting room a bit, to help deal with temp issues..

But.. well, heck, just sit with legs tight, and keep it nice and snug - you'll be sure to bring it right to body temperature.

Never tried the shoes - actually.. that might be a good idea along with a heat pad - especially, if one was to make some room in the sole and then put the liner back over it - it would be pretty much undetectable, unless they make you ditch your shoes.

gonumber1.com just use their idea or buy it!

LOL. Well It Didnt Go as planned. They hade the doctor in there with me, and i couldnt take a piss because i just had when i got there, so they gave me a bottle of water and i chugged it in 5 seconds and pissed it back out not even 6 seconds later. I ended up passing!! I hadnt smoked for 6 days and i managed to pull it off. I am 5'7 and i weigh 115 pounds, that being the only reason i passed. But Thanks So Much Guys.

Congrats....:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Towelie101

LOL. Well It Didnt Go as planned. They hade the doctor in there with me, and i couldnt take a piss because i just had when i got there, so they gave me a bottle of water and i chugged it in 5 seconds and pissed it back out not even 6 seconds later. I ended up passing!! I hadnt smoked for 6 days and i managed to pull it off. I am 5'7 and i weigh 115 pounds, that being the only reason i passed. But Thanks So Much Guys.

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it all sounds a bit lucky... but CONGRATS!!!

All that is important is you passed.But it sounds like you got a little lucky.

lol yes i think it was some of that deffinatly. But thanks guys. :)

Great man :)) Congrats!

out of curiousity, why was your dr, of all people, drug testing you??

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Originally Posted by donnachris

out of curiousity, why was your dr, of all people, drug testing you??

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You do realize that this thread is from 2007 and that the person youre asking had last posted in 2007, do you?