So I THINK I got high for the first time last weekend, but I was never completely sure. I mean I felt different, but I was also feeling like I SHOULD be feeling different, so maybe that was messing up my head.. Also I don't think I inhaled and held it for very long but.. I pretty much smoked two poorly made joints to myself... I don't know really..
Anyway, I recorded my experience and here is what I wrote. It's really long and stupid so whatever, don't read it if you don't want to obviously. But I find it quite funny.. okay..
"I think Iā??m supposed to be stoned right now.
I mean I smoked two joint things but what if they werenā??t really pot or whatever. Maybe it was oregano or some such thing. Or maybe I used the wrong part.
I mean I feel a bit dizzy=ish and my eyes are heavy, but thatā??s about it. Maybe a bit more paranoid than usual. Eating cookies.
But I mean I feel normal but different. I was going to write something else that I think was really good and I think it started with an S, the first word anyway. I have forgotten though. Similar but different maybe. Thatā??s a really good line.
My left eyelid is very heavy right now.
Fuck I want something to eat. I really REALLY want some freaking chips. Holy fucking hell I want to eat some chips so badly right now. FUCK the grocery store closes at 10!!!! Fuckkkkk noooooo.
Iā??m trying to think of inspiring stuff. My throat kind of hurts. And I am still fucking craving chips like crazy. I would kill for some all dressed chips right now.
I am also a bit twitchy. The cat is smelling my feet but I canā??t feel her. I think somebody else is controlling my feet. White socks.
Why are you always looking at me.
This computer monitor defiantly looks like a bunny rabbit with my feet like that. No enter. This is kind of lame and boring.
Iā??m going to go eat something. I feel like cake now. Where can I go to get some cake. There is nowhere. Bus service ends soon. If only I could drive. FUCK YOU ICBC.
Ick bick. Fucking ant. You are dead.
The kitchen is so far away though. I really need a butler. Or maybe I can pay somebody to just sit by my side all day and then when I need something I just tell him. I see things really well right now. Like the sky with the clouds looked like a submarine, and there was a snake face made of branches and leaves that was coming out at me.
Mostly Iā??m just really noticing everything. Like pepsiā??s eyes are huge. And they are all black, my feet look really small right now, but maybe thatā??s just the angle.
I donā??t feel like contemplating my hands though.
Okay I really need food right now. Why was this so scary to me? Fuck that party, this is boring but interesting sort of. I think I really should go down to save on and get some chips. BUT ITā??S CLOSED IN 45 MINUTES I COULD never make it.
We need milk too. Holy shit I want a milkshake, with white spot French fries and a hamburger.
This is kind of neat. Oh man Iā??m tired. Fingers too heavy to go on.
I MUST LEAVE YOU
I need food. Glorious food. I am going to eat you food. I feel like Iā??m in that movie where they are going to white castle but they actually get it. I should make some fries. Holy god yes! French fries! Lovely warm salty French fries!!!!!!
I want you in my belly. Oh god I have to get up.
I think maybe only the left side of my body is high because itā??s all red the eye is sort of.
I think the cat is trying to talk to me or something. She was staring at me when I came out of the bathroom. Maybe she is trying to kill me. She does glare a lot. I must record everything in this or Holy crap I keep thinking sheā??s coming up the stares. FUCK I canā??t spell I have to write fast. I wish my fries were done. HURRY UP BURNING YOU STUPID THINGS. My foot feels funny but thatā??s because Iā??m sitting on it. GOLD! What a genius line. Okay I will check on the status of my French fries now.
I just sort of keep standing around and staring at things.
Thought that might be interesting to note.
French fries NOT DONE. Cat is gone.
I feel like I am being twisted like a salt shaker. My upper torso just keeps moving towards the right like there is a magnet pulling at my side. But only when Iā??m in the kitchen in that corner. Kind of really tired, but it is 1145.
I think my upper torso is on backwards from the rest of my body. Wier.d
Thought I would have more to record but this is just an odd sensation.
All these marble brickwork things look like they have faces. Why havenā??t I noticed that before?
I THINK MY FRIES ARE ALMOST DONE. TOO BAD THEY ARE THICK ONES. OH WELL I WILL SUFFER FOR MY HUNGER. STOP TRYING TO TURN ME. MY BACK HURTS."
