Th Big Day

Ok, so I'm about to leave to pick up the paperwork from the office and go to the lab for the test. Last night I got really paranoid about creatine (but those steaks were wonderful) and decided to spend two hours practicing with a bottle of Quick Fix. However, I'm still full of aspirin, vitamin B, Tums, and salted Gatorade just in case something goes wrong.

(I found a thread where a girl used Quick Fix and the collector told her that it was "flat" and "didn't smell")

So, I'm prepared with subbing as the plan, and my own diluted sample as the back-up plan. I'm so nervous I could pass out...please, everyone, wish me luck!

Dont be nervous. Walk in there with the attitude that you are going to pass this piss test because you dont do drugs and have nothing to worry about. Demeanor is just as important as everything else when dealing with the collectors. If they think you are acting shady, then they might pay more attention to your actions.

But I am sure you will pass bud, gluck with the test, let us know how it goes.

It's easy and don't forget to pee all over the seat
and floor....:rasta:

lol Jeffman...I'm a girl, so the seat would be doable, but the floor would be nasty.

Oh. My. God. If I'd have known it was that easy, I could have saved myself a lot of sleepless nights.

So I went to the office and picked up the paperwork (came from a CPL lab) and my boss-to-be gave me the address of the place, about 3 minutes away. Well, I got there and it was a doctor's office...a physical therapist and internal med. doc, actually. The nurse took my paperwork, had me empty my pockets on the counter and drew a line on the collection cup and said, "Ok, I need up to this line, will you be able to do that or do you want some water and a few minutes?" I told her I'd been holding it all morning, complete with a (fictional) anicdote about a woman at Quest freaking out once because I couldn't pee enough. The nurse laughed and I felt even more confident.

She lead me to a bathroom that said "Drug Testing Only" on the door. The toilet tank and sink faucet were tied with Evidence Tape. She squirted some blue die in the toilet, told me not to flush, and to come find her when I was done. Piece of cake. I whipped out the bottle, poured it out (2oz came just up to the line she drew), and got drips on the side and a few on the outside, stashed the empty bottle in my bra, and then went enough so that the toilet water was green.

The temp. was about 98 when I got it to her, and she did a split sample, checked off the temperature box on the form and had me initial it before giving me a copy. She said that they'd have the results within 24-48 hours. Man, I left there feeling like a million bucks! Let 'em perform all the tests they want to on it (although, the nurse was really nice, and so was the doctor that had me fill out the forms while the nurse was with a patient, so I don't want to malign them too much)....it's Quick Fix so I know I'm in the clear.

I went to the mall (King of Prussia, for any SE-PA folks on these forums) and treated myself to lunch at my favorite place in the foodcourt. Thanks Imitator, Jeffman, everyone, and especially FBR for all the help, advice and support!

I'm grinning ear to ear for you. Been reading your posts and I have felt bad for all the
anxiety you've been going thru.
Congrats!


Oh, I have a question though....
Didn't you pass the home tests you took?
Did you sub because you just didn't trust them?
Just curious.

I subbed 'cause I suddenly got nervous last night, not confident that I had enough creatine (been eating red meat and while KC Masterpiece maranade makes a great steak, I couldn't find creatine suppliments in time), and the vitamin B made my urine this wacky, neon yellow and when I saw that, I thought, "There's no way they're not going to know what I'm up to!"

Fortunately, I'd bought 2 bottles of Quick Fix before I thought of diluting, and while I passed two tests strongly and one weakly, I just got too paranoid to take chances.

Its worth the $20 or $30 for the knowlwdge that you know you're going to pass ain't it?
Subbing is all I do anymore.I keep a bottle of quickfix with me at work so if I ever get called in for a random all I have to do is stop at a convenience store on the way to the lab,borrow there microwave for 10 seconds and I'm home free.It really relieves a hell of a lot of pressure.:thumbsup:

nj MJ :thumbsup:, im jealous though :wtf: my test will probably be some time this week and im freakin the fuck out...

Me too giggy.
Maybe there needs to be a thread just for freakin the fuck out.
Congrats again MJ!

Wow, You did so good. I know Your still a little up-tight until You get the good news but You should be fine.

I'm sure You made FBR very proud. Were all proud of You!!!

Still Winston....:smokin:....:stoned:

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Originally Posted by giggy

nj MJ :thumbsup:, im jealous though :wtf: my test will probably be some time this week and im freakin the fuck out...

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Just hang in there and remember, It's Our right to smoke more then there right to find out.

When You look at them be kind... Remember there straight.

Still Winston

ATTENTION: ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE.....I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE.

And you know, it's really not fair how obsessed this coutry is with this stuff. I mean, so many people out there rape, kill, molest kids, beat their partners, etc...and here we all are obsessing over our urine so our jobs don't think we're depraved junkies or criminals.

The pamphlets that come with the home drug tests are written to encourage parental suspicion. They talk about a negative result in terms of 1) collected at the wrong time for the drug 2) sample dilution 3) sample adulteration 4) subject took a drug that the test doesn't cover and finally 5) OMG! subject might actually be clean. Notice that the last option is that your kid is clean...and let's face it, if a parent is already paranoid enough to test, they're going to assume the kid cheated or is on a different drug before they'll believe he's clean.

Even now, I'm paranoid and worried. I bought a beautiful new bong hours before learning of my test and it's been sitting on my self all week. I owe it to myself to break it in tonight, but I'm still convinced that they'll discover somehow that I used Quick Fix and make me take a supervised test.

We're good people. We don't deserve this stress in our lives. Pot takes stress away but everyone else just heaps it back on...it's like you can't win.

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Originally Posted by MJWolf

And you know, it's really not fair how obsessed this coutry is with this stuff. I mean, so many people out there rape, kill, molest kids, beat their partners, etc...and here we all are obsessing over our urine so our jobs don't think we're depraved junkies or criminals.

The pamphlets that come with the home drug tests are written to encourage parental suspicion. They talk about a negative result in terms of 1) collected at the wrong time for the drug 2) sample dilution 3) sample adulteration 4) subject took a drug that the test doesn't cover and finally 5) OMG! subject might actually be clean. Notice that the last option is that your kid is clean...and let's face it, if a parent is already paranoid enough to test, they're going to assume the kid cheated or is on a different drug before they'll believe he's clean.

Even now, I'm paranoid and worried. I bought a beautiful new bong hours before learning of my test and it's been sitting on my self all week. I owe it to myself to break it in tonight, but I'm still convinced that they'll discover somehow that I used Quick Fix and make me take a supervised test.

We're good people. We don't deserve this stress in our lives. Pot takes stress away but everyone else just heaps it back on...it's like you can't win.

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If you made it past the acceptance of the Quick Fix, you are golden. Just relax and wait to hear the good news. And congrats. :thumbsup:

[QUOTE=MJWolf;]I bought a beautiful new bong hours before learning of my test and it's been sitting on my shelf all week.QUOTE]
I think I'm falling in love....:rasta:

But seriously do not smoke till You get the good news. Should be Wed or Thur.

Winston

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

Its worth the $20 or $30 for the knowlwdge that you know you're going to pass ain't it?
Subbing is all I do anymore.I keep a bottle of quickfix with me at work so if I ever get called in for a random all I have to do is stop at a convenience store on the way to the lab,borrow there microwave for 10 seconds and I'm home free.It really relieves a hell of a lot of pressure.:thumbsup:

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i couldnt agre more with you